So.....

hey hey! what was going on while I was away...you forgetting about me [face_cry}
**runs out the room**

 

My dear LV... every hour was occupied with naught but thoughts of you.

DQ... All I keep in my pockets are my keys and loose change! Dunno what you felt down there!

 

dont matter if you being felt up by another woman....

 

Ohhh don't cry m'dear it was only in a strictly friendship type way... // whispers - that's what you said I should say isn't it DS

 

Er... in my defense, I didn't know it was a woman... I thought it was a man.
(hang on... that didn't sound right...)

 

He was thinking of you all the time though so it meant nothing LV He said it was just a practice run cos he was out of practice

 

what you had to draw a diagram?

(I'm soon gonna need one of them )

 

Well I tried that but he didn't 'get' it so we moved onto practical lessons

 

You lot better miss me if I don't get a net connection sorted at work

 

practical lessons huh? **raised eyebrows @DS**

 

I assure you my dear LV... the reports of my infidelity are greatly exaggerated!
My dedication is unswerving!

 

I'll miss you Jim


it better had be @DS

 

yeah yeah that's what they all say DS *sniff* and you said you'd respect me in the morning

 

This tangled web is most certainly not of my own weaving! Gods... I shall retire to my meditation chamber!

 

nooo!!

**pouts**

 

No matter how hard I try... I just can't resist the pout.

 

**sits on DS's lap and pouts some more**

 

DS you need to harden yourself against such evil influences... (errr not in the oo er missus kind of way ) if you are caught in the midst of battle and a young lady pouts at you, you will be done for!!!!!

On the other hand if I need to gt information out of you I now know your only weakness

 

Kingdoms and empires have fallen because of the potency of a lady's pout!

 

**pout**

ok enough caffine for me for tonight

 

SUCKER

I fall for NO mans tricks and I am unequaled in battle for just that reason

 

Your butt looks so fat in those jeans.