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Socialist Waffles.

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by mrsvos, Feb 17, 2010.

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  1. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 18, 2005
    I want none of this. I don't care if they have free cradle to grave Waffles in Belgium.
    And those French and their crepes...non!!!!
    And they wonder why unemployment is so high, who can work eating food that thin?
    Pancakes for American's I tells ya.... Not made by immigrants neither!

    Thank You.
    This has been a message from the National Grass Roots Hoe Cake Party.
     
  2. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hey, the squares in the waffles are all uniform and the same. Collectivists!


    Pancakes are free flowing. They only stop when they begin to cook. Waffles are confined to a prison waffle maker, trapping them.

    Stamped out like so many mass produced products of modern industrialization. Devoid of unique qualities.

    Like so many droid factories on Geonosis.
     
  3. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Don't get me wrong, I've got waffles in my freezer right now.
    Some of my best foods are waffles.
    I will eat them, I just identify with my pancake bretheren.
     
  4. Zaz

    Zaz Jedi Knight star 9

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    Those Belgiques are insidious...
     
  5. Jedimarine

    Jedimarine Jedi Master star 5

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    Pancakes would like you to believe they are free flowing...HA!

    Truth is, they lock up almost the moment they feel the heat...on a skillet that could be theirs, they are afraid to do anything...and thus cook themselves in stagnant fear.

    Waffles expand, even within their confined fate. They lift the oppressive iron like a Hercules of flavor! Often times, the waffle will even find ways to escape the clutches of the iron, gasping sweet freedom few foods can know! How fleeting, yet how wondrous that moment, before the escaping batter succumbs to the heat at last...or perhaps the paper towel wipe!

    Pancakes tremble in their freedom...Waffles endure the struggle and emerge all the greater!
     
  6. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Help...I've created a monster. :p
     
  7. ardavenport

    ardavenport Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 16, 2004
    So, which is more American? Pancakes? Or flap jacks? [face_flag]
     
  8. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    If your father married his sister and spent his days sitting in a tree playing the banjo,
    then they're called flap jacks.

    YEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAW!!!=P~
     
  9. Zaz

    Zaz Jedi Knight star 9

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    Indeed. [face_laugh]
     
  10. Slowburn

    Slowburn Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Apr 22, 2010
    That is such an offensive stereotype to the South.

    And, to answer the original question, most of us just call them pancakes.
     
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