..... sock happy place.....

~~~~ happy place ~~~~ happy place ~~~~



i don't care what they say, i love my fellow sock brothers and sisters.....

You and me both L-dog.


Man I can't type today...

Lamerson, why would you profess to love your fellow socks? Socks should be out for themselves alone. What next? A sock union?

I want no part of this "Feel the Love" mentality.

You don't have to like the socks; just stay out of their way.

..... if you are not for us, you are against us!!!!!!!


.... i'll snap you like a twig, tatty.... and don't you forget it!!!!!!!


in a time of great perril comes either unity or dessention.... we need to gather together what troops we can and get to that hanger.... umm..... wait a sec.... okay.... here's where i was going with that.....


..... divided we fall.... um.... oh sh@t


.... that gives me another moment of pause.... is it okay to block out parts of the words with something other than an "*" ??

.... and why do people only * out the vowels?

.... i mean, why don't people type **i* or *u** ??? do they have something against vowels? are you an antivowelite?


FREEDOM TO ALL SOCKS AND VOWELS !!!!!!





ooooohhh.... ban me baby.... harder...... yea...... like that.....

.... i thought trolling our past posts would bring me joy.... but its just an empty feeling.... at least until other people sign on and think "what the *e** happened up in here?"

The sock will be with you always

Tatty, dearest, you miss the point. I think he refers to that special feeling of one sock inside another, like when playing in the snow in the winter time! Yep, nothing like a big, thick sock slid into another sock. It is such a cuddly, special warm feeling! The only problem with that is that no matter what, they both end up all wet, and the outer one gets all clingy when all you want to do is get the inside one off.

Should I fly by and show you what I mean?

Just a fly-by, TIE_Pilot darling? I was hoping you'd stay all night. You pilot types are all the same.

Ooooh, Lamerson threatened me! I'm so very, very frightened! Call in the National Guard now...Lamerson is on the loose.

Your threats are hollow, Lame-O. I'm going back to my plotting.

There are sexual referances in Tattys post and also a flame. I sure hope some **c*** d***a** **d does not *u* along and *a* her

Well **** I need to **** and get to ****

Ah, but you'd have to ban both myself and TIE_Pilot, and what fun would that be?

Other than that, I agree with everything you said. Asterisks speak more loudly than words.

****

THere were no sexual references in her or TIE's posts. It is what you perceive in your mind. TIE spoke of warm and comfy socks, she spoke of someone visiting her house, and her offering the hospitality of a place to sleep.

You need to get your mind out of the f*****' gutter. P*rv*rt.

Tatty's reputation is only sullied by the slanderous accusations of those who don't know her to be the fine, upstanding citizen that I know.

Funny...the only Tatty I know has never been upright...only prone. Well, there was that time in the elevator.

I really need a good sock. I have gone pretty much sockless all summer. But my abstinence will surely make me appriciate how good it feels when I do slide into one.

Or maybe two. I've done it before. Whose to say I won't do it again.

Watch it, Droidboy, you may find your self socked-off if you keep it up.

Wait a minute...that didn't sound right!

**** ********* ****** *** *** ***** *****, **** Jorg!!!!!

Don't mind him. He is an idiot. DroidBoy just likes to revel in the stories I have told him. And he had it wrong, it wasn't an elevator, it was refridgerator box.


SB

My mother? You would say that about my mother? Ok, the gloves are off!

** **** ******** *** **** ****** *** ***!

*******! ****-******!!!

So there!

Why thank you, Monsieur Sacul. Obviously, I was misinterpreted. When I said the TIE_Pilot could stay all night, I meant, of course, that he'd stay for tea and crumpets. Then we'd talk long into the night on the finer points of the social criticisms in the works of Dickens.

Duh!

*Hears **** and ******* and **** being yelled*


*Puts earmuffs on*

I like socks! I have my own happy place. I make some mashed potatoes; wash and dry my socks so they are warm; then put the potatoes in my socks. OOOOOHHHHHH so moist and warm!!! I love my socks.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

I like them warm and pink in the middle.
AND big too they go on so much easier than tight ones.

Socks of course....

The fat ones are the only ones who will give you any attention probably. They can't afford to be too choosey.