Sock Puppet Theater begins

Okay everyone, here is the thread for the sock puppet theater. Have fun and play nice. I hope you have fun with your socks.

 

*bounces into thread* So what do we do in here?

 

yeah what do we do?

 

I swear Im the real Allen!... oh wait ..that was last time...

 

I thought we just ran around and gave each other wedgies.

 

i like fart jokes.

 

Who doesn't enjoy fart jokes? Anyone who loves TPM loves fart jokes.

 

I am the REAL m_p... *snicker snicker snicker

 

fart jokes? hehehe

pull my finger...i'll show you a fart joke!

 

I bring you love.

 

I bring you hate.

Hate leads to the dark side.

 

Aww, did you really want to be that way around this lovers holiday?

*breaks into song* Love is in the Air......

 

lalalala I'm writing a song and it goes like this:

once I was writin a song! and once I sat down at a piano to write that song! and then a thought popped into my head! and told me to go to bed!


for more of this song please stay tuned.

 

I hate you all and your songs too.

That is right I said that I hate all of you and your songs too.

 

I love you all and your songs too.

That is right I said that I love you all and your songs too.

 

We need to bring in a cupid and shoot some love arrows at the negative vibe person over there the corner. Or he needs to take some happy pills.

 

(-cupid flies in and shoots darth goofy-*thwap!!* goes the arrow into dg's back)

AHAHAAAAAAA!!! It burns! The happiness and love! It burns!!!!

 

yeah that pikachu feller was pretty cute, but i thing that blue guy was just too much.

 

I love Picachu.

 

I hate Picachu.

 

But how can you hate something that is yellow and sneezes lightening bolts?

 

because I do.

 

I hate Shiny Stapler.

 

I know that I'm supposed to love everything, but I hate shiny stapler too.

 

yeah that shiny stapler guy's PRetty hate..able..