Sock Puppet Theater

Please don't eat me, Jabba the Pup.

*Rolls away from the hungry sock*

 

Oh! I just found out what these socks are for!

*shows his hands... covered with socks*

These things are great!

 

I'm a little melon, sure as soot
Here is my ugli, here is my fruit.

 

I want to come out and play but Chewsacca scares me!

 

*Walks in with a sock on his nose*

*looks at Crew-Sock... shrugs ... and keeps on walking*

 

Ah, it's the evil sock creature from the depths of behind the dryer....*runs screaming, but not before stealing a sock* (mwhahaha, now they'll only have one and have to wear mis-matching ones )

PS: I hope everyone has their socks working

 

Hi Crew-Sock, would you like to go bowling?

Just don't use the uglifruit as a bowling ball!

 

You socks need a serious education on how to paaaarrrrtttteeeee sock style! Darn it, socks!

Raise your voices loud and proud!

You are socks! The scourge to mods like KW (bless him for all he puts up with!).

This is your chance to be known!

Post on, my valient sock comrades, post on!

 

I like bowling Uglifruit!

 

This is pathetic! You should be posting your butts off! This is the chance to go own a sock post binge!

 

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*bounces in
I've returned to you in the time that you would most need me...the end of the game! Ha!

 

Sheesh, where is everysock? Hello....we're supposed to be playing a game here people! Why is it that everytime I post something it kills this thread?

 

Toe_Sock's yelling!

 

Hi Sockme! Are you here to show us how to paaaarrrrtttteeeee?!?!?

 

Hello? Anyone home? Lonely sock over here! Uglifruit? Hello?

 

Has anyone seen my sock?

*walks away with a sock stuck to his back*

 

Crew-Sock, I feel the pain of your lonliness.

 

This is the fruit that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started eating it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue eating it forever just because
This is the fruit that never ends...

 

Hey Chewsacca, I see your sock! Yup, I see it! I'm not telling you where it is though. Nope, not in a millino years.

 

Tell me whyyy
I had to be an uglifruit
Tell me whyyy
I'm cast out like a rotten tooth
Tell me why
You're never gonna hear me say
It's Uglifruit Day

 

Don't any of the socks want to hear the Ballad of the Uglifruit?

 

No? No one? It's a good song, I promise.

*Hurries to mentally finish composing the Ballad*

 

we ought to have some more sock monologues like that, it was beautiful. It pains me to break it up, yet I will anyhow


Is anyone here for the lonely socks to frolic and play with now?

 

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and shake it all about, do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself about...that's what it's all about. Come on, join me now!