sock wars

Not me... I would never speak with an accent THAT tacky. They're obviously not Scottish!

 

Kilts are skirts, right?

 

<Cass>//Raised Eyebrows at Wormie</Cass>

They are NOT skirts

 

C'mon Gav...they are kinda skirts; description wise anyhow.

Although tell a Scotsman he's wearing a skirt and I don't rate your chances......

 

I'm plotting your death as I write this JG

 

Hey, all I care is that you're authentic enough to not wear anything underneath and I'm standing behind you when a wind whips up.

 

You can't win Gav...if you strike me down etc etc...

I'm actually hiding in a lead-lined atomic bunker somewhere of the South Coast of Barbados so good luck finding me Mwahahaha!

Wormie; must you ALWAYS lower the tone?!

 

LOL - they're heavy enough not to blow up when it's windy... but it itches like Hell

I wonder how many of those there are in South Barbados... shouldn't be too hard to find you

 

Have you been to the doctor it could be venereal

 

YES! I must always bring down the tone. It's my stock in trade.

 

Have you worn a kilt traditionally?!

 

Are you asking me? Cause that's kinda stupid. I'm a girl, remember?

 

No it's a sarcastic question to Arun after his veneral comment

But girls can wear kilts too you know... there are some schools here where the girls have to wear kilts as part of the unifrom

 

You come accoss as a Kilt Wearer Wormie...Knee socks, a white arron sweater and a wooly hat...

Am I close??

And yes Gav I have worn a kilt, I was a page boy when I 8 years old for a cousin's wedding...I remember I flashed my penis a lot that day....

 

Nice one Arun...I was getting quite a nice mental picture then of Wormie; Commando in a kilt, nice little knee socks...Aaron Sweater?! Ruined.

Gav - Oh yeah? Well perhaps I said that as a bluff and I'm actually in Alaska. Or 'Nam.

 

Arran sweater!

I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth JG... in a murdering capacity (thought I'd add that in case it sounded like a soppy love song comment and you took it the wrong way)

 

Cheers Gav....always nice to have a homocidal stalker! (well, better than a gay one I suppose....)

 

Complete that image with pig tails and you might have me!

Nah, I'm more of a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl.

 

No problem... so tell me, which method of torture will we try first when I catch up with you? How about making you listen to the entire Barbera Streisand back catalogue?

 

No bra??

 

Mmmmm.....Commando Kilt wearing Pig-tailed Bird......

Barbara Streisand?! I had no idea you were so well versed in the diabolical arts! Do your worst......

Oh. And what Arun said.

ED: Pit-tailed?! Learn to spell you Clunt!

 

No bra??

 

nice.

 

With a pair of dungarees for after JK

Well if that's the case JG, maybe I could throw some... Mariah Carey in there!

 

Ummm....sure.