sock wars

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MomentOfTriumph, Mar 22, 2001.

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  1. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    C?....is that good or bad??
  2. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    This is the best conversation I've had for quite a while....

    Favourite position? (or is that too much?...)
  3. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    I dunno. What are the options?
  4. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Well my favourite postion is 1st
  5. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Oh man. I was hoping we were talking about sex, not baseball. :(
  6. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Any....Missionary, Bird on top, Doggy, ye olde soixante-neuf....must I go on?

    Izzi - You are definitely a bird aren't you?
    No offence like - just had a horrible mental image of a 24stone bearded Yorkshireman making all this up......
  7. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Ouch. That one hurt, Gittes. :(
  8. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    24 stone bearded american
  9. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Sorry Darlin'....no offence intended I was just picturing the nice pert figure and was suddenly hit by the thought that I could be talking to a man......

    Answer the previous question and we'll call it quits eh?
  10. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    What was the question?

    And Arun, I'd look before crossing streets from now on if I were you.
  11. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  12. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    //unpacks tin helmet for when CA arrives....
  13. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Meaning you should look before crossing streets. ;)
  14. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Don't play coy missy! The old favourite position question - I mean, we've got the knickerless kilt and white knee socks part (I know you didn't go with this but what the heh, it's my imagination...) Then we had the t-shirt part, then breast size - this is simply the icing on the cake.....

    By the by, I am in the office.... so it's just professional curiousity...

    (Yeah....that'll fool her....)
  15. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Repeat the question, please, Perv. :D

    And what am I, the resident slut!? Ask Kephy some of these questions!
  16. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    *Notices AW post* Err....Am I gonna get a rollocking or somethin'?

    Izzi - Favourite position; NOT referring to Baseball......

    NOw I better go and edit a few of them posts.....
  17. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Let's just say I'm old fashion but open to alternatives. ;)
  18. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  19. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sorry but old fashioned to me is sex with the lights off...

    //not impressed
  20. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  21. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Good thing I'm not screwing you then, huh? I'd probably be too boring for one of your expertise. ;)
  22. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    AW - I'm learning to like Izzi the more I talk to her.....

    NIce answer Iz - a little detail but you've retained an air of mystery.....

    ED: I presumed old-fashioned meant Missionary with the hint of filth to come later....
  23. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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  24. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Nonsense....It's learning experience...

    Alpha: what the hell is a helicopter

    let me guess...sex with the sunrise to charge of the valkaries....

  25. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Watch yourself JG. She's a man eater! ;)
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