FF:WA Sock Wars!

Everybody here is the Sock thread.... the idea of this thread is to create a sock, and to role play the sock so well, that no-one knows who you are..... The in a few months we have a meet and reveal the socks to all.

Seing as I am having trouble trying to thing of a less obvious name than BoNgSaBrE, I will let others post first

Have phun!

 

<Wanders in, sits down, and waits to be served a drink>

 

*walks in gracefully and has a seat on lounge near by*

 

Well, hello Cleopatra, what are we drinking?

 

hey evry body! how r u all? im good so wassup?

 

I'm drinking up the atmosphere atm.

 

I'm just watching you have that seat! Eww.

 

Where's the wench when you need to order a drinks around here.

Would you like a drink little kev ?

 

I'm here, I'm here...

Tho I think everyone knows who I is...

 

*Glides gracefully into the room. Seats self in mid-air.*
*A drink floats over from the bar to Ayletis' hand*

 

thanks cleo, i'll have me a chocolate pan galactic gargle blaster, now, whats everyone wearing?

 

why do u ask that little kev?
well anyway im wearing like boot cut jeans from supre and my yellow roxy boob tube. their really cool i got them from the factory store so they were like half price or something.

 

I'm wearing a silk dress, a headpiece and a few gold braclets on

 

factory store? they sell factories in stores now?

anyway, i'm wearing a tiny little hawaiian shirt and little old man pants.

and holding a bottle of fabric softener, <drinks> mmm, good

 

that can't be good for your health.
The little hawaiian shirt

 

*motions to film crew*

QUICK! lets film this group of unknown creatures gathering for some kind of tribal meeting.

Shhh, we must be quite. *tilts hat and pretends to be 'part of the surroundings'*

 

isnt that david guy from like the abc or something? no way r u him! he wouldnot hang around aplace like this. he likes animals and stuff not starwars.

 

<sniffs>

anyone smell anything stinky?

 

*wanders in*
Hi all,we having fun yet ?????

 

*Wanders in. Realises this isn't the sort of cantina he was expecting. Hears the word fun and decides to stay anyway*

Howdy!

 

*Stands perfectly still and speaks out of the corner of his mouth*

I think we've been spotted, but if we act non-aggressive we might be lucky to observe some ancient mating rituals.

 

I'll have a bloody mary and get the management to dimm the lights or i will dimm his or her soul

 

Wow, what a party! Who serves the drinks in this place?

Can some one get me a Stoli?

 

*sits down in the corner chair and lights a cuban cigar*
C'mon Darth ,lets see some of that rootin tootin bootscootin line dance stuff.
Don't worry bout me,I'll just sit here and laugh
HEY somebody get me a beer

 

socks...millions of them

I think i'll have a mudsludge shooter contest anyone wanna join me ?