FF:WA Sock Wars!

Now who wishes to take part in Cleopatra's "Mudsludge Shooter Contest"

A note for all poofter_elf's :
It is not the kind of competion you may think it is

First round of drinks are waiting

 

*Part of the ground suddenyl collapses as I burrow up from my underground lair.*

Gar!

I am the Moleman!

 

Good Evening Moleman, care for a drink

 

Gar!

What? Oh.. a drink, eh?

Hmm.. well, why not. Whatcha got?

 

runs on-board, out of breath

Sorry I'm late. Had a bit of traffik trouble. Hope I haven't missed too much. What is everyone drinkink? A round of whatever is on Darth__Alucard...

 

-Points to drinks list on nearby wall-

Whatevers on there, but i do recommend the Blood Wine or would you like to join in with Cleopatra's drinking contest.

 

*lines up shooter glasses*

 

So how many people decided to come aboard

First round of drinks are free

 

ok, what is all this about poofta elfs? coz if u r meaning orlando bloom, he is sooooooo not like that, hes so hot.

 

What's this "Mudsludge" business? Sounds nice and tasty!

When it comes to mud and dirt, I'm your man... your Moleman!

Heh Heh Heh!

Oh, er. So, what's actually going on here. I was tunneling and suddenly I arrived here and this bloke offered me a drink.

 

Mudsludge, it's a liquer type of drink

 

Is it anything like whisky?

 

No it's more likely bailey's irish cream , but thicker.

 

Hey Moleman
How long have you been tunneling in the transylvanian dirt in the hold of my ship ?

 

Not long, why?

I have an ability called Earth-Warp. I can transport myself into any body of dirt large enough. When I picked up the dirt in your cargo hold, I thought I might have a look what was going on.

Anyway... you don't have any drinks with a little more soil in them, do you? or worms? I like worms!

 

So, looks like this party needs to be livened up.
<starts playing the piano that just appeared out of nowhere>
C'mon people - dance, drink and be merry!

 

Dancink is fun. Who will join me for a dance? Anyone?

*does a little jig*

 

I do a pretty good jig. Let's go.

*turns on the country music*

 

Oh moi moi! Music and dancing.
Meesa wanna sing a song for you.

 

*nicely places duct tape over barbar's mouth*

 

Hey, Who would like to see BarBar as the next piece (or pieces) of entertainment?

anyone like to volunteer a suggestion

 

I don't know about singing but I'd sure like to see that gungan dance.

*pulls out six shooters*

*drinks them all*

*Pulls out pistols and aim's at the gungan's feet*

Dance!

 

Would the gungan like a seat, this one here is about his size ?

 

*gets down on hands and knees behind gungan and waits pateiently for Darth__Alucard to push Barbar*

And they say us Sith don't work well together.

 

-PUSH-



Let's do it again, I forgot to record it for histerical - sorry that's historical reasons