FF:WA Socks Anonymous

*cue Crappy Academy Awards music*

*Saintheart walks out to podium in bow tie and tuxedo*

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perth Entertainment Centre on this beautiful Thursday night for the first convention of Socks Anonymous.

For those of you just joining us tonight, this convention has been organised at the request of numerous socks throughout Western Australia who want to talk about their lives and the way their owners have neglected them. Here, if you're a sock, you'll receive the warmth, support, and fabric softener of other socks who feel just like you. So please...come forward to the podium, or speak from your seats, and make your stories known!

Awright, reality check:

(1) Socks used in here should *NOT* be used in any other threads. Let's not invite the wrath of the mods.

(2) Stick to the TOS, boys and girls.

(3) Old socks, new socks, used socks are all welcome here.

(3) Real people are welcome as well.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know which is funnier, picturing you in a tux or the fact that you actually decided to do this thread! I love it!







*BTW* The is because I was laughing so much tears started coming down my face...

 

*throws a banana skin near the exit and entry areas for awards*

Jace

 

Can interstate socks join in?

 

Yeah, why not...

EDIT: ...Seeing as you're here so often anyway

 

Fallen_Angel, if you think Saintheart in a tux is funny, try imagining him in a barrister's wig and gown with a wing collar...

 

*knocks Asterix's helmet off*

Silence, you 'orrible little French pantywaist...

 

I TIRE OF THIS BANTER!!!

I WILL TAKE THE PODIUM, FOR THIS PLACE HAS EIGHT SIDES!!!

FOR I AM THE OCTAGON!!!

 

Now look here. This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted---AARRRGGGHHH!!!!

*Saintheart slips on Jase's banana peel*

 

*does his best John Cleese voice from "George Of The Jungle" Ape character*

"Well I tried to tell you, but you guys are just too smart for me"

Jase

 

Oh dear.
This is beginning to remind me of the ol glory days of the Cantina..

<shameless plug>

...which, incidently, is still running in the Aus Gen forum! Please, come, sit down, put your feet up at Kieca's Cantina. Free blue milk for all new people!

</shameless plug>

 

Geez...at least use a sock when you're shamelessly promoting your thread, Caz. That's the general idea of this thread, after all.

 

*Pafs Saintheart*

You leave my little friend alone!!!!

Asterix, do you know where the boars have hidden?

 

Ok I got a sock now. However the name is nearly exactly the same and the icon is the same??????

This was a waste of a post then

Jase

 

*drinks magic potion*

*smacks Jarsis in the face for posting as himself*

I haven't seen any boar recently, Obelix. How's the menhir turning business coming along?

EDIT: *kicks Saintheart in the nads while he's down*

 

OWWWWW!!!!!!

That hurt even worse than when JMK kicked me in the nads, you overbaked little Croissant!

 

*Grabs Asterix around the throat and squeezes*

"Why you little..."

Jase

 

*Drops a menhir on Jarsis*

I said leave my little buddy ALONE!!!!!

Asterix, he broke my menhir.....


*Sobs*

 

*runs circles around Asterix and Obelix*
*bites at the heel of Jarsis*

 

[wheeze] I want to complain about the failure of my owner to give me sufficient power. How did things ever get so far?[/wheeze]

 

Billions of blistering barnacles, what's wrong with you lot?

You run around insulting each other and beating each other up ... and as for you, Saintheart ... you ostrogoth! ... bashi-bazouk! ... octopus! ... vampire! ...

 

Who's Captain Haddock?

Obelix: there, there. All we have to do is go carve you a new one. I've always wondered, though, Obelix: there are so many other, more interesting ways a menhir could be deployed in dealing with a Roman legionary. Why do you only hit them on the head with it?

 

well none of you are getting any of the stuff ive made tonight. GET OUT! COME BACK - ONE YEAR!

 

There we go.

Now can I do my shameless plug Hawk?

 

What's with the socks being similar to actual usernames? What's the fun in that?