JCC Some people have no bathroom etiquette

I was partying in a club recently. I go to a bathroom and a guy who was not even peeing walks over and looks at my penis and he yells:
-I got a bigger d... than you

It toook me a minute or a minute and half to come up with any kind of reaction. I asked:
-Flaccid or erect?

Then he left.

Is there a better, more mature way to handle it?

I am lucky id did not get injured. I was peeing trought the whole conversation.

What would you do in this situation.

 

Turn on pee on his leg then give him a good hard shove

OR

Walk out into the club and tell the story to a bouncer

 

I like to give my man a squirt-by-squirt analysis of my explosive diarrhea. He just loves it when I do that. He doesn't threaten to throw me out the window at all.

 

Once I was using a urinal when this dude came out from a stall having just gone #2. He walked over to the sink, wet his hands for one second, then ran his hands through his hair, and walked out.

 

Just smile and say "Congrats"

 

Poppie is a little sloppy.

 

Usually when someone is a **** to me when I'm at a bar/club, and I'm not totally drunk yet (because at that point who cares), I blatantly hit on them or offer to buy them a drink. It usually puts most people off guard, especially the same sex.

 

Story reeks of bull****.

 

I always hated, HATED, it when in school I was in the restroom and a teacher would use the urinal right next to me. Even if there were other ones open. It's just, "Could you, like maybe, use a different one Mr. blah-blah-blah? The one on the end closest to the sink is open".

 

I wish.

 

He stood there for a minute and a half while you peed?

 

FTFY

 

Yes, but he left beofre i was completly finished.

 

This thread is creepy

 

That sounds like a piss to rival Souderwan

I also think this story is a crock. Except the part about you having a small penis. I believe that.

 

I like to take the urinal closest to the door, stand as far away from it as I can and make people limbo under my stream.

 

This is the exact method I use to make new friends.

 

Nothing weird has really happened to me in a restroom, but I do get annoyed whenever I'm at a urinal or sink and someone walks in using the phone. And then proceeds to go to a urinal while still talking. It just seems extremely impolite to the person on the other end.

 

You wouldn't like where I'm posting this from, Zap.

 

Clearly, you should be an international man of mystery.

 

I saw a man once wash his hands in a urinal. It was a sight to behold.