JCC someone left an unopened can of diet coke in this bathroom stall

I'd tell you to drink it, even if you'd purchased it from somwhere and knew it was clean. If you drank it, you may as well have been licking a handrail.

 

Open it and then put it back.

 

Maybe it was put there by Clarence Thomas...

 

It may be a trap. Look for a Rube Goldberg machine that will trap any curious observers.

 

No, don't drink it. It's Diet Coke.

 

My initial reaction was to suggest not drinking toilet coke, but any opinion shared with both Tunick and Arlol seems instantly less rational...

 

@mrsvos

I didn't drink it

 

Do you still have it?

 

No.

 

What did you do with it? Did you take it into the break room and put a sticky note on it that said "I got two from the vending machine, free to take!"

 

After shaking it up.

 

I took Gonzalo's advice.

 

I still have that Coke Blak in my fridge I made a thread about.

 

Up the JC Vlog thread and post a video drinking it

 

Well since this thread was last active, we've elected a president that apparently drinks plenty of Diet Coke. Just give it to him...no need to let that can go to waste.

 

Inevitably, they woud define it as some species of sex act.

 

What's your favourite sex act, in a public restroom, Wocky?

 

Why [comma] did you put a comma [comma] there? [comma]

Sex acts are not committed in public spaces.

 

That's emphatically not true. You've never been to a work christmas party or nightclub, have you?

 

So you've never hooked up with an office colleague, Wocky? Never wanted to type "5318008" into a saucy calculator who tickled your circuits?

 

shake it vigorously and then position it so that when you open it it shoots into your face. just a suggestion for a wonderful experience.