Someone left lollipop wrappers piled outside my door.

What does this mean.

 

That was me. Your neighbor gives out candy to good kids.

 

Your being stalked.
Or someone who likes Ecstasy was hanging out looking to score. (Gosh, that sounds so "street")

 

Someone wanted to know how many licks it took before you got home.

 

Her being stalked who?

 

I think this is you just rubbing in the fact that you have a door. Damn 1%-er!

 

Someone was enjoying some sweet candy just outside your door

 

Ghost of Shirley Temple.





...who's still alive.

 

Your 8 year old lesbian neighbor has a crush on you.

 

The Lollipop Guild has put a hit out on you.