Someone used my toothpaste, got into my peanut butter, and drank the last of my milk.

Step forward and come clean, and I'll only yell in your face for 30 minutes. Stay anonymous, and don't fess up, I guarantee you a world of pain, both physically and emotionally.

This one, and only warning.

 

I will fess to the peanut butter

 

I think darth_boy was taking a bath in your milk.
He usually puts it back when he's done.
Did he forget?

 

I ran out of toothpaste

 

I'm not telling you where I put the toothpaste.

Sorry though.


-JR

 

Two parts toothpaste, two parts peanut butter and one part milk. Mix thoroughly, and bake for 20 minutes.

Makes wonderful cake.

 

While it was very nice of some of you to try and take the blame for a fellow housemate, I've finally found the culprit.

http://boards.theforce.net/ASP/user.asp?usr=1081789

And just for the record, payback's a bitch.

 

Yeah, I did it. For the record, your toothpaste is fabulously minty, your peanut butter wonderfully nutty, and the milk - perfect with those brownies I found in your room.

 

I didn't even tell anyone about my stolen brownies!!!! Oh, it is so on!!!!!!

 

Bring it.

 

**brings pool, pump and jello**


-JR

 

Oh, It's already been broughten.

 

It has? I didn't even notice.

 

That's because you've been to busy gawking at Jay-Jay. His eyes are up there, btw.

 

Maybe I'm enjoying this view much better.

 

And not trying to even hide the fact, what a hoochie.

 

Don't even try to pretend you don't do the same exact thing.

 

I don't remember saying that I didn't, I just do it way more subtlety. A blind person could see you frothing at the mouth, when you're copping a look at Jay-Jay's junk.

 

I don't know how you consider this frothing.

 

Close your mouth, you're drooling.

 

This is nothing compared to the amount of drool you parted with on viewing SWA is his undies. Don't think I didn't see. Harboring a secret, are we Juli?

 

Yes, I have a stalker. Thank god that restraining orders are so easy to come by on the interweb.

 

That's not how it looked.

 

You should have seen some of the stuff that he sent to me in PMs. It made the underoo shots look downright sexy.