Something completely different -- FF Nordic Countries official Monty Python thread!

Discussion in 'Nordic Countries Discussion' started by JediLynx, Aug 3, 2001.

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  1. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    Eftersom det verkar finns en hel del Python fans här, tyckte jag de förtjänade en egen tråd...

    So, without further due: Ni! and post away!

    Damn, I don't know what language to write in. Oh, what the heck. Just post in swahili or whatever you like. I never wanted to be a JC poster in the first place. I... I wanted to be... ...a lumberjack!


    :D
  2. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    Copied straight from my Bio:

    BARBER:
    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    MOUNTIES:
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.

    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
    He goes to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping
    And has buttered scones for tea.

    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.

    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around in bars?!

    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Papa.

    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra?!

    [talking]
    What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

    [singing]
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.
  3. emilsson Force Ghost

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    Kul idé Lynx.

    En personlig favoritdialog:

    -We are all individuals.
    -Not me.
  4. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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    -Excuse me? Miss?!
    -What do you mean miss?!?
    -Oh, I'm sorry, I have a bit of a cold...
  5. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Halleluja, I can speak...Havaaaa Nagiliaaaa...
  6. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    Right, who threw that stone?
  7. JediLynx Jedi Grand Master

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    - She did! She did! eh.. He did! He did!


    Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

    //Big mistake...



    En annan favorit:

    "Good morning. I'd like to buy an argument."
  8. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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    Could someone give me a push?
  9. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    "You will cut down the largest tree with a....herring"
  10. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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    I will not buy this record, itis scratched.


    -And what did these "fellows" do?
    -Well, some of them brought out som cheese.....
  11. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] Ja! The Mouse problem!!!

    -Who's that?
    -Oh, it's the farmers wife!
  12. emilsson Force Ghost

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    En annan goding (som jag tyvärr inte minns exakt):

    Brukar man inte vara död när man ska donera organ?
    Oroa dig inte för det. Ingen överlever våra donationer.
  13. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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    Today we will learn how to defend ourselves against an enemy with a banana!
  14. Borth Jedi Knight

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    HA! It's just a FLESH wound!
  15. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    What is the airspeed velocity of an unburdend swallow?
  16. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    And african or a european swallow?
  17. The Smashing-Wan Jedi Knight

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  18. Adali-Kiri Jedi Master

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    "It's dead!"
    "It's not dead. It's what we call a Norwegian Blue.
    It's longing for the fjords."

    "No, I'm not, you demented fictional character."
  19. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    LOL!

    - That is no silly walk. THIS is a silly walk!



    ....spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....
  20. emilsson Force Ghost

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    What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
  21. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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    Come back here and take what's comin to you!!!
    I'll bite youre legs of!!!
  22. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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  23. Adali-Kiri Jedi Master

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    "Oh yeah? How much do you hate the Romans??"
    "A lot!"
    "Okay, you're in."
  24. Wolverine Jedi Grand Master

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    From now on I want you to call me....Loretta!
  25. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    Angus Pottgorney... what DO you mean?
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