Something completely different -- FF Nordic Countries official Monty Python thread!

-It's a shoe!
-No it's a sign!

 

Poke her in the ribs with the soft cusions.

 

You are a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you....




Ten for that you must be mad....like that

 

Lemon curry?

 

I will not buy this record, it is scratched...

 

-What do you mean? An african or an european swallow?
- I don't know that..OOOAAAHHHHHHH!

 

Amercan beer is a lot like making love in a canoe..... F-ing close to water..

 

LMAO!!! Den hade jag glömt!

 

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Ridign through the night!
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dum-di-dum-dum Fight.
He dum-dum-di-dum.
And dum-dum-di-da.
Dennis dum, Dennis dum, Dum-dum-da

 

"She's bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet... we sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the bloody things!"


Ok, jag fuskade och kollade upp vad han egentligen säger... Kom inte riktigt ihåg allt, men det är himla kul! "Look, the cat just choked itself to death on them!"

 

Ja. den är inte dum!

What is the capital of assyria?

 

And the first question is for you Carl Marxx.
The hammers. The hammers is the nickname of what english footbal team?

 

The graal is in the castle of AAaaaaarrrrrgghh...

 

He must have died while carving it!

 

Perhaps he was dictating?

 

Then he would just say Aaaaarrgghhh and not write it.

 

Aaaaargh!!!! Aaaarrrgh!!!
Aaaaargh!!!! Aaaarrrgh!!!
Aaaaargh!!!! Aaaarrrgh!!!
OOOOoooooo!!!!
No no, Arrrrgh, in the back of the throwt.
No, i mean ooo as in surprise...
Oh you mean like Aaaaah!
Yes that's it...

 

Let's ask the man on the street what he thinks!

-I'm not on the street, you fairy!
-I'm not a man, you sillibilly!
-As the man on the street *blir överkörd av en bil*

 

It's a dogs life in the army!

 

We used to live in a rololed up newspaper in a septic tank. All twleve of us...

 

Den här ska tydligen vara bortklippt från Holy grail:

Arthur och Bedaviere kommer fram till sjön vid "The Castle of Aaaaarrghhh" och på färjan står den gamle gubben från "The bridge of death"...

"If you want to cross the sea of fate
you must answer me these questions twentyeight..."

Arthur slänger gubben i vattnet och de åker över.