Something Less Ordinary [K/J with a twist...] Hormone-induced insanity is BACK!, November 26, 2004!!

Curse these tiny voices... I the voices E
Stupid hormones! Jaina, Jaina, don't curse the hormones, they make us readers laugh hysterically
*Joins Alain doing the 'you posted' dance*

 

what I can say about the post:

love it.
more soon?

~LS~

 

LOL! It was great! I love the part where she cursed those little voices and the part about Kyp becoming an obsession. It's great and I'm not being converted one big. I hope your internet learns to cooperate!

 

UP

 

All righty...


JainaDurron: LOL, yeah, I would drool too.

TJP: Thankies! Hopefully more soon.

JJD: Muchos thankies! Glad you like it!

alain: LOL, KS's dances are contagious, aren't they? Don't worry, shirtless Kyp coming up...

TJF: That's our girl Jaina!

Kyp_side: *sings* "Hormones are a writer's best friend..." Okay, uh, I dunno where that came from...

little_skywalker: Thankies! Yep, hopefully more soon!

JSF13: Thankies! I hope it does too Mahalo for the UP!

Whew! That was a lot! Thankies for all the replies! More soon, hopefully!

--Den

 

Up, before I post the next more-than-usual postie.

--Den

 

more than usual... less ordinary...
hehehehehe
post soon??????????????????????????????????????????????

 

Here 'tis! It's longer than usual.


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I never liked sparring with Jacen, or Anakin. In fact, I didn?t like lightsaber practice at all. I found it? dull. Ships had always been my hobby, my area of work. I?d much rather be covered in grease and oil than sweat and body odor.

But as we reached the rec room, I found myself wishing I were about to spar with one of my brothers? not Kyp.

All right, so I?ll admit it. Sure, I like him. Well? of course, I like him. How could I not like him? I mean, come on now, he can be? uh? funny?sometimes? even maybe nice?

Or simply gorgeous?

I would?ve smacked myself if Kyp weren?t walking beside me. If I did, he?d think I had gone completely insane (not that he probably didn?t suspect that already), and make a big fuss over it, and annoy the Sith out of me?

Which, you know, wasn?t really a bad idea, because a few Force lighting bolts here, and a few there, and you?ve got a snoring Kyp Durron, which would mean I wouldn?t need to do sparring exercises with him?

Which brought be back to my present predicament. The very thought of a, uh? er? how should I say it? shirtless?not to mention, dare I say it, sweating?Kyp Durron, is not very pleasant to a nineteen-year-old girl like me?

Right! Pleasant would be an understatement!

I groaned in frustration. Someone please shoot me now, before this gets any worse?

?Uh, Jaina, are you, uh, okay??

My head jerked in surprise at his voice, and when I looked up over at him, walking beside me, he was giving me a very weird look.

Not to mention that he was smirking at me.

Force, had he been reading my mind?!

Someone shoot me before I kill something!

I realized with sharp horror that I had left my thoughts completely open to anyone with Force powers, and the only person I knew around who actually had Force powers was Kyp.

The very last person I could want discovering my fear of terribly hot men.

Fear?! Force, did I just think that?!

I found myself stammering for words?which wasn?t a surprise, considering the shock I had just gone through?and finding myself fidgeting.

Fidgeting?! I never fidget! I never stammer! What the nine hells was wrong with me?!

?I, uh?? If only I could, I?d strangle my own throat for becoming horridly constricted. ?Well, er, sorry. ?Bout. That. Uhm??

I ignored his gaze, staring instead at the floor, and discovered that we were already at the entrance of the gym. I mentally kicked myself.

I glanced at him and caught him shaking his head at me, before he led the way inside. I tried not to think about the whole Kyp-in-a-metal-bikini thing?

WHERE THE FORCE DID THAT COME FROM?!?

To say that I was shocked would the biggest understatement in the history of this universe. I stopped dead in my tracks and closed my eyes, trying to banish all these nasty thoughts plummeting into my brain?

?Come on, Jaina, hurry up!?

Snapping me out of my fever-dream (or something close to it), Kyp?s voice came from the innards of the rather large recreational hall, and I followed it to find him in a small room, one with a gray mat in its center. He had already unclipped his lightsaber, and had ignited its amethyst blade, spilling violet-reddish light into the surroundings.

I swallowed hard. Why did I suddenly have a very bad feeling about this?

He looked up at me, and raised an eyebrow in mock challenge. A roguish grin crawled into his features, and he looked, in all honesty, quite dashing; simply complete the pose with his usual black cape and you?ve got the essence of Kyp Durron.

My stomach did another of its infamous double-flips.

?You ready?? he asked, his voice unusually low and throaty. I didn?t want to think of the possible outcomes that this match could take.

Now, me being me, I couldn?t let my precious ego be smashed again, no way. I didn?t even know if he had picked all that fear of hot men thing up back in the hall. If he did, he was hiding it pretty wel

 

FEN?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sorry about that... had to express my shock... and somewhat happiness... somewhat... she had to interupt THAT!!!!!!!????? I wanted to see Kyp kick Jaina's a$$
That was very hillarious, btw, Den
Hormones certainly are you're best friend in writing

 

LOL, thankies, Kyp_side! I like hormones. Whereas Jaina doesn't, I love 'em!


Yeah, Fen did interrupt that, didn't she? Well, we'll see what more trouble she'll cause for the galaxy's favorite couple...

*hint hint*

--Den

 

Oooh, me like! Me like very much! I haven't laughed this hard in . . . about 24 hours, but still.

Dana

 

*dumps the bucket out before it overflows* Um yeah.... That was hysterical, I can't wait to see the next post. *mumbles about having to go to work instead of being able to work on her own stories*

~~Jilly

 

""I glanced at him and caught him shaking his head at me, before he led the way inside. I tried not to think about the whole Kyp-in-a-metal-bikini thing?

WHERE THE FORCE DID THAT COME FROM?!? ""


ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!

That was hilarious!! Oh and Den, I am sooo sorry for not posting to the last post--I guess I didn't check up on it for a while. FOrgive me-I don't like letting stories sink too much. *hugs Den*

That whole post was so funny that it hurt to laugh. And then...Fen...grrr...lol


UPUPUP!!! to the TOPTOPTOP!

 

great fic, when will there be more

 

Fen just HAD to walk in! EEEVIIILLLLLL!!!! Exactly how much trouble is she going to cause?

 

Kyp in a metal bikini!!! I'm not sure whether to laugh hysterically or run very, very fast. Great story!!!! FEN!!!! Gotta love love triangles

 

lol! I'm liking this story! I've been a lurker...bad EJ....but I'm finally reviewing! Keep up the good work!

EJ

 

All right, so I?ll admit it. Sure, I like him. Well? of course, I like him. How could I not like him? I mean, come on now, he can be? uh? funny?sometimes? even maybe nice?
Or simply gorgeous?
I would?ve smacked myself if Kyp weren?t walking beside me. If I did, he?d think I had gone completely insane (not that he probably didn?t suspect that already), and make a big fuss over it, and annoy the Sith out of me?

ROTFL! hilarious post den!

~TJF

 

Good post! I liked it!

JSF13

 

i don't like this Fen...

Jez

 

Heheh... Kyp has a girlfriend. Jaina is the one that has competition for once! Finally, a fic where Jaina has to do the chasing instead of vice versa!

 

Oh goody, Fen! Couldn't think of any better competition. Nice job Den.

 

HILARIOUS!

Jaina is so funny!

but FEN!

Ah! This is not a good thing!

Okay, I remember Fen, but I can't remember from where? What book is she in?

Is it too soon to ask for more? Cuz I love this!

 

Fen's from a story called Simple Tricks, which was from Tales of the New Republic.

 

She also appears in Hutt and Seek from the same book.