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"Is every third human in this galaxy named Solo?"-Khalee Lah, DJ.


I read that and i swear i fell off my chair laughing. My mom came running into the room to see if i was alright...she didn't get why it was funny.

 

Kyle Katarn:

"Leaving so soon!"

 

"Man with a Blaster About to Cook You." --Dash Rendar, SotE

(I don't read much EU but I always liked that one quote.)

 

DARK JOURNEY
Kyp: The Republic's utter lack of direction is actually a clever ploy to confuse our enemies.
Jag: And that works?
Kyp: Not that I've noticed, no.

SPECTER OF THE PAST
KARRDE: What brings you to Cejansij?
LUKE: The Force, actually. I was trying for a vision of the future, and I saw myself here. So here I am.
KARRDE: Ah. Not a scheduling technique I'd be comfortalbe with, personally.

SPECTER OF THE PAST
Luke: Artoo?
Mara: Not quite. Are you in trouble again, Skywalker?
Luke: Of course I am. Have you ever known me when I wasn't?

 

"Hold that thought. It'll keep your hands busy." Jaina Solo from Dark Journey

"I pillage, therefore I am." Jacen Solo, Rebirth

 

Quote:
"Kyp: The Republic's utter lack of direction is actually a clever ploy to confuse our enemies.
Jag: And that works?
Kyp: Not that I've noticed, no."

LOL! Gotta' love that!

 

mr. threepio. what the solo kids called him.

 

'He gestured to another door.'
"The refresher. You'll be dealing with unfamiliar plumbing, which you'll probably think of as backworld stuff, so I'll need to show you how the devices work."

'Hobbie nodded. "A refresher course."'

 

I would have to say my sig. Thrawns good for quotes. But there is no better then Yoda. Hell one of my teachers has a pic of him in his class as motavation for his students.

 

Half the dialogue in the Wraith Squadron books makes me want to laugh out loud but this is one of my favorites:

"It's true. I raised Face from the time he was a cub, and since almost the day he could talk, he's been saying, 'Find me the one woman who can withstand me. Who can loathe me for who I really am.' He's had a long, lonely life until today. Now you can abuse him and give me a rest." - Ton Phanan

"Yes, my Precious, yes." - Gollum

err... wait. Is that right?

 

"No Krakana, Jaiya!" - Anakin Solo, Crystal Star

"You have paid the price for your lack of vision" and "Young fool, only now, at the end, do you understand." - The Emperor, ROTJ

"I AM THE EMPIRE" - Jorus C'baoth to Thrawn, one of the TTT books