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JCC sometimes when i'm stuck in traffic i wonder if the cars in front of me are figments of my imaginati

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Aug 1, 2016.

  1. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    on but all the ones behind me are real and that i'm just sitting there parked in the middle of the road for absolutely no reason holding up the flow of traffic but everyone behind me is too polite to honk so then i think maybe i should just hit the accelerator and start driving again and see if i actually bump into the car in front of me or if it'll just disappear and the road will suddenly open up and everything will be fine and dandy but then what if the car in front of me is real and i get into a fender bender and my insurance goes up and at that moment i am paralyzed by indecision so i do nothing, just like i've done with the rest of my life

    does that make me weird
     
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  2. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Beezel, account sharing is prohibited.
     
  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    sometimes when i'm watching soderbergh's traffic i wonder if the characters on the screen are figments of my imaginati
     
  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    seems fine
     
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  5. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Come with me,
    And you will see,
    A world of pure imagi-agi-ati
     
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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Are the imaginati, just illuminati who've been on the fizzy lifting drinks?
     
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  7. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Partial Solipsism
     
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  8. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    I'm worried I;ve just imaged the DC thread from post 8898 onwards. Which means I've gone insane.
     
  9. Boba Nekhbet

    Boba Nekhbet Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    sometimes I wonder that but its when the people behind me ARE honking or tailgating or trying to pass people even though clearly there are cars everywhere
     
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  10. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    the anxiety from that must be crippling
     
  11. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The only way to know if they are indeed your imagination, is to continue forward. I think then you might find your answer.
     
  12. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    What if it's true? All of it?
     
  13. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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  14. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    Listen, it's all an illusion.
    You put on a VR helmet years ago and you've forgotten where you came from.

    I can't pull the plug, because as you know, if I do you'll die. You have to find the exit yourself.
     
  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    I missed my exit.
     
  16. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    YOU'RE A DESPAIR SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  17. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    But what if the bump and crashing sensation you feel is part of your imagination as well?
     
  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    And you're a smeghead.
     
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  19. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    You goit!
     
  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Sometimes when I'm stuck in traffic, I cry because of the futility of existence.
     
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  21. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    When Agent Smith started becoming a problem, the machines could have just turned off the Matrix. They literally already said they could do that--it was the basis of their whole ability to neutralize Neo.
     
  22. Chewgumma

    Chewgumma Chosen One star 7

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    Imaginati: The whimsical, child friendly branch of the illuminati.
     
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  23. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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  24. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Sometimes when I'm stuck in traffic, I deliberately drive at a constant slow pace unlike all those dorks around me that zoom up to 20 and then slam on the brakes half a second later. Oh wait, I do that all the time. Don't know how much gas it really saves, but eh.


    Also, hudzu's avatar is still ridiculously cute.
     
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  25. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    You should be paying attention when you are driving instead of day dreaming.