Sth Bend, IN Song Lyrics

Wiped out down the stairs
I'll bet you there's a song in there
Not sure I'm prepared to write it down
That guy should be me
I'd look much better on TV
Then the world would see
That I can do anything

I can be that, well soon you'll see that
I will never do anything

Lets play tic-tac-toe
I'll be X you can be O
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I'll give you a hint
It involves the internet

I can be that, well soon you'll see that
I will never do anythingI can be that, well soon you'll see that
I will never do anything

 

Weird Al Yankovic
Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?

We are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is gay.
And we dont want to be mean, since now he's a queen, dont ask please, "which backstreet boy is gay?"

Tell me who? Aint sayin that its AJ
Tell me who? Aint sayin that its Howie
Tell me who? I never wanna hear you say: "Which backstreet boy is gay?"

Now I can see him, he's in womens clothes, but he dont need an IUD, yeah,
He likes Village People, he's playin croquet, his dog is a pekinese.
He is on fire, his back, prespires,
Wont say, wont say, wont say, WHOS GAY!
He's always sayin: Aint nuthin but a butt-ache, aint nuthin but a friutcake,
I never want to hear you say, which one of us is gay?

Tell me who? Aint sayin that its Brian
Tell me who? Aint sayin Nick or Kevin
Tell me who? He's bakin' up a soufflè

Which Backstreet Boy is gay?
Ok, we're all gay.

 

LOL! I just noticed your new sig, BDZ!

 

Only the truth.

 

That song isn't by "Weird Al" Yankovic. There are a lot of songs on Napster (if that's where you heard it) that are misattibuted to Al.

Phil

 

she paints her nails, and she don't know
he's got her best friend on the phone
she'll wash her hair, his dirty clothes
are all he gives to her

and he's got posters on the wall
of all the girls he wished she was
and he means everything to her

her boyfriend, he don't know
anything, about her
he's too stoned, Nintendo
I wish that I could make her see
she's just the flavor of the weak

it's friday night, and she's all alone
he's a million miles away
she's dressed to kill but the tv's on
he's connected to the sound

and he's got pictures on the wall
of all the girls he's loved before
and she knows all his favorite songs


-American Hi-Fi

 

Get me a ticket for an airplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone
I'm going home
My baby just wrote me a letter


...My girlfriend just told me that she can't afford to come up for T-Day.

 

What is T-Day?

 

Turkey Day. Thanksgiving.

 

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