Song Parodies about Episode III

This might be a 2 man thread, or a no man thread if it gets locked.

Moojieba, you out there?


To the tune of GTO

My little 3P0
Your body really shines.
Gonna get your memory wiped..
Like Anakin's behind

Obi Wan is gonna save you
Like he does in future ti-i-i-i-imes.

You're gonna whine a lot,
Die a lot,
Blown apart.
3P0.

Thank you!

 

LOL! Ken! I am glad I had at least one person notice my song parodies. Do you think this thread can survive without being forced into the humor thread? I hope so.

Great job, by the way.

Droids Just Want to Have Fun (obviously sung to Girls Just Want to Have Fun)

Threepio sings...

I come in, to a Cantina bar,
the bartender yells "you, stay right where you are"
"You're kind is just not welcomed"
But droids, they want to have fu-un
Oh droids just wanna have fun!

I get out of my hot oil bath
And somebody messed with memory path
The info I used to know would make you all stunned
But now, I just wanna have fu-un
Oh dear, I just wanna have fun.

cause when the translating day is done,
Droids, just wanna have fun.

(not sure if this is up to my usual par, but if this thread lasts the day, I can promise higher quality ones on the way)

 

funny. but you should make all the songs about episode III only so it doesn't get locked. still might, who knows.

 

To the Tune of Glycerine


Must be your skin that's Wrinklin'
Must be for real cos Jedi can't feel
Cos of the Dark Side
The Sith no longer hide
Not Anakin's time to-o-o die.
Everything was white
And everything's grey
Clouded feelings, get in the way
I don't want this
Remember that
Jar Jar gave you your power, remember that
All the Jedi die.
Palpatine

He's not a clone
But has clones on his side
He'll trick Obi Wan
With all of his lies
It's Mace he will kill
And Anakin he'll deal
And when Vader rises, I will get chills.

Anakin feels treated bad
He loses face
For chopping up Dooku
And chastised by Mace.
I wanna see Grievous DIIIIIE!!!
Could have been better with Plo Koon
Ki Adi Mundi, or Kit Fisto,too.
Could have been easier Obi
Anakin's fear is the end of thee.
Palpatine (repeat)
All the Jedi die.
Palpatine

 

Really showing my age here. The carpenters: We've only just begun. Vader and Palps holding hands and singing to each other just like Donnie and Marie Osmond dancing to bad 70's music.

We?ve only just begun to rule.
Black robes and betrayal.
A kiss for luck and we?ll destroy their ways.
And yes we?ve just begun.

Sharing the power just the two of us.
Watchin? for jedi on the way.
Fryin? all of those who disprove of us.
Building the deathstar day by day...Together...Together.

 

Thank you Calvin, that was awesome!

I loved Karen Carpenter!

 

Glad to see another fan Ken.

How bout britney

Oops I did it again.
I beat up my wife
and now lost my name.

Ohh baby, baby.

You think I?m the one
that I?m sent from above.
I?m not that innocent.

 

I'd lock this thread if some of these weren't so damned funny.

 

YES! By all means, we must protect this thread! The art of the song parody is nearly lost.

Here's one I made up a few weeks ago and posted on another thread. But since this one is much more appropriate, I'll post it again.

Yoda: So, the Sith have come back...

(to the tune of Momma Said Knock You Out)

Sidious: Don't call it a come back!
I've been here for years
Planning my plans
and Planting the fears
and all this time we've been in the same room!
Listen to my lightning go boom
Explosion! Over powering'
Over the Jedi, I'm towerin'
Mace in shock
When I drop my hood
and show my face full of pocks
Don't you dare stare,
You betta move
Don't you ever come back
Or Ani'll make you all sliced and diced
And Obi's paying the price!

I'm gonna knock you out ZAP!
Palpy said knock you out ZAP
I'm gonna knock you out ZAP
Palpy said knock you out!

Don't you call this a regular duel
'cause I don't pitty the fool
I'm gonna take every pretty boy Jedi by storm
And I'm just getting warm
Just like Sifo-Dyas, they call me Sidious
Isn't my face just hideous!
Don't you know who I gotta beef wit?
So Why don't you mess with me,
the maniac Sith Lord
and when I pull out my saber get ready
'cause its going in your spleen!
As I have forseen
And I'll kick Yoda's little ween
From here to Tatooine
I'm blasting, outlastin'
It don't matter if you're not ready,
So be it, Jedi!!

I'm gonna knock you out! ZAP
Palpy said knock you out ZAP
I'm gonna knock you out ZAP
Palpy said knock you out!

 

All right RoG! Thanks, this one's for you.

To the tune of Tennesee Flat Top Box


In their own Jedi way,
On a distant planet name Mustafar,
Stood two men with Lightsabers,
And Padme laid hurt on the ground,

And all the Jedi,
From there to Coruscant
Were running for their lives
And dodging blaster bolts and such
To take a trip
To anywhere, but there

To that big bad brown haired haired boy who's limbs get lopped off.
And he would lay..

The next day, he was gone, and no one ever saw him round,
and if they did,
They'd lie choking on the ground

And all the Droids
Thrown about around him,
That big bad brown haired haired boy who's limbs get lopped off.
His charred remains..
Encased in darkness..
That big bad brown haired haired boy who's limbs get lopped off.

 

One more reprint, to keep them all together:

To the tune of Better Man

Waitin'.. A-nother year
It's almost here
I've got to stop
Dreamin..
With 3SA,
What can I say..I neeeed to knooooow.

DK lies and says it's him
Can't find a Vader-man
Eeth gets banned for pr0n again..
Can't find a Vader-man
We all look out for Dehrian,
Can't find a Vader-man!
Can't find a Vader-man!


We LOVE this.. yeah
We can't leave 3SA-A-A-A!
We need this... ha!
That's why we'll back again!

Can't find a Vader-man!
Can't find a Vader-man!
Can't find a Vader-ma-aaaaaaaan!

 

Here is half a parody, I can't finish the second half yet, but in case this thread gets locked, I wanted to at least get this much out

sung to the tune of "Cat's In The Cradle"

VERSE 1
My son was born just the other day,
My wife gave birth, her name was Padme,
I never believed she could betray
I force choked her into her grave

And now I'm hunting Jedi,
and I look at Palpatine and say,
I wanna be a Sith, yeah..
You know I wanna be a Sith....

CHORUS
And the Empire rose as the Republic fell
Deathstar being built, my burns itch like hell
When I'm gonna find Luke, I don't know when
But we'll be together then, son you know we'll rule the galazy then....

VERSE 2
The Empire turned 10 just the other day
Palpatine asked how many Jedi I slayed
I said not enough, Its making me crazwsd
Palpatine cackled and said "thats ok"

"Soon the death star will be built,
and the rebellion will be crushed,
and the rulers of the universe will be us, yeah,
the rullers of the universe will be us....."

CHORUS
And the Empire rose as the Republic fell
Deathstar being built, my burns itch like hell
When I'm gonna find Luke, I don't know when
But we'll be together then, son you know we'll rule the galazy then....

 

To the tune of Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash

Lava is a burnin? thing,
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by power and desire --
I fell into a pool of fire.

I fell into a boilin? pool of lava --
I went down, down, down
And the Sith went higher,
And it burns, burn, burns,
The pool of lava, the pool of lava.

The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like mine and Padme's meet.
I fell for her and we had two child --
Oh, but the lava ran wild.

I fell into a boilin? pool of lava --
I went down, down, down
And the Sith went higher,
And it burns, burn, burns,
The pool of lava, the pool of lava.

I fell into a boilin? pool of lava --
I went down, down, down
And the Sith went higher,
And it burns, burn, burns,
The pool of lava, the pool of lava.

The pool of lava (and Fade)

 

This thread is totally crackin me up. How about the latest evanescence.

Palps to Vader:
You fell - I pulled you from liquid that sears.

You burned - I covered your body with gears.

And I held you?re hand through all of your tears.

 

i know i'm no mod.. but isn't this the wrong place for this thread?

 

ahh lighten up. We're having fun.

 

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RoG thinks it's funny. If we get some fat spoilers, this will surely fall off the first few pages. Just having fun during a dry spell.

 

Sorry, i guess. Sometimes it just makes me mad that the mods decide to break the rules only when it is convenient to them.

 

Music for the Duel

Set to Creep by Radiohead (greatest band)


ANAKIN:

You shouldn't have come here
Don't look at me in my eyes
You just like the rest o'them
Your Teachings make me cry.

You harp 'bout your sabers.
On this hot molten world.

You wish I were Jedi.
You so ******* Jedi. ..

But I'm a Sith!
I'm the Master.. .

What the hell are you doing here.
I don't belong to you...
I don't belong to you ..

TO BE CON't

 

Ok, I couldnt resist, Paplatine sings this to the tune of "These Dreams" by Heart!

Spare a little Jango
save some clones for me.
Wookies up ahead
moving in the trees.
White armor on Kashyyyk
death on my wrist.
And the full moon that hangs over these dreams in the mist.

These dreams go on when I close my eyes

Every second of the night I live another life.
These dreams that sleep when it's cold outside

Every moment I'm awake
the further I'm away.

Is it cloak-and-dagger
could it be spring or fall?
I walk without a cut through
a Jedi Temple wall.
Weaker in my eyeside
the lightsaber in my grip

And words that have no form are falling from my lips.

These dreams go on when I close my eyes
. . .

There's something out there I can't resist.
I need to dominate the galaxy, redeem the Sith-
There's something out there I can't resist.

The sweetest song is senate silence that I've ever heard.
Funny
how Jedi feet will again never touch the earth.
In a wood full of apprentices Anakin is a kiss

But the chosen one hides his face from dreams in the mist.

These dreams go on when I close my eyes
. . .
These dreams go on when I close my eyes
. . .


DC

 

To the tune of "My name is" by eminem

Hi, my name is
hi, my name is (what?)
hi, my name is (who?)
chica chica- Darth Vadey

Excuse me.
can i have the attention of the jedi, for one second?

Hi Sids,
do you like violence?
wanna see me slice off
some weak jedi's eyelids?

Wanna copy me and die exactly like i did?
Fall into lava, get burnt up and look like a fried fish?

My mask is just dead weight-
I'm trying to adjust the faceplate,
but i can't figure out which knob
controls the mouth grate-

and Sidious said,
"Darth Vadey you got the hate don't waste it-"
UN UH!
"Then what about all those slaughtered tusken raiders?"

Well since age 12,
i felt like someone else,
cos i left my mom myself
and then she dies and into lava i fell

got pissed off
and force grabbed padmes clothes off
and smacked her so hard
i knocked the babies out,
like, they were almost lost

I choked the jedi's out at last-
and they can kiss my metal ass-
i'll let you choose how you wanna die-
slow or fast?

c'mere hutt
"Vadey, wait a minute, that's Jabba, dawg"
I don't give a f*#@!
Sids sent me to knock the underworld off!

Hi, my name is
hi, my name is (what?)
hi, my name is (who?)
chica chica- Darth Vadey

 

LOL!!!!

EVERYBODY's creativity is just bursting through with this thread.

With the lack of spoilers, we have been forced to entertain ourselves - and I couldn't be happier with the result.

 

Wow, haven't check in on this in a while.

I have to say, if we are giving out prizes Darth-Vadey by ForceFed would get the gold. That had me rolling.

 

FOR KEN

Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo
You're living in your own Private Utapau
Living in your own Private Utapau
Underground like a wild Rancor.
Don't go on the patio.
Beware of Obi,
blue lightsabre Obi.
He'll lead you straight
right throught the gate
that opens to the next half of the movie.

You're living in your own Private Utapau.
You're living in your own Private Utapau.

Keep off the dark path, beware of the guy,
watch out for signs that say "Bad@$$ Jedi".
Don't let the midichlorians in your eyes
blind you to the awful surprise
that's waitin' for you at
the end of your own Blaster Rifle.

You're livin in your own Private Utapau. Utapau.
You're out of control, your eyes are gonna roll,
you jumped into space and down to Utapau.
Get out of that state,
get out of that state you're in.
You better beware.

You're living in your own Private Utapau.
You're living in your own Private Utapau.

Keep off the patio,
keep off the dark path.
Yoda may be green
but you better not be seen
walkin' through the gate that leads you down,
down to a duel fraught with danger
it's a duel with a Jedi stranger.

You're living in your own Private Utapau,
where do I go to a better hologram than this?
Well, don't be blind to the big surprise
blastin' your crotch and blowin' your mind
on the back wall, of the droid factory control room.

U-U-U-Utapau
U-U-U-Utapau
Woah oh oh woah oh oh woah oh oh
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Get out of that state
Get out of that state
You're living in your own Private Utapau,
livin in your own Private.... Utapau

 

Ok Rap? It's on. Anakin to the tune of
J-Kwon's "Tipsy"!

[1st verse]
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Jedi younglings fallin hittin the floor,
Jedi Masters comin at me, like they want more,
I'm killin em like a pro, I aint even on tour,
maybe cause they heard that I turned Darkside hardcore,
or maybe cause they heard that Sith are comnin out like wild boars,
bottom of the 9th in the series gotta score,
now I gotta move on to the Jedi Council floor,
here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
homeboy Jedi Masters trippin' cuz he aint got a gun,
when it come to tyranny we do this for fun,
you aint got a lightsaber you betta run,
now I'm in the back props like Atilla the Hun,
while the Duel's goin down I'm breakin down what I done,
Obi Wans smokin my stuff sayin he aint havin fun,
he give it back now he don't get none.

[chorus]
Now everybody in the temples gettin killed,(Whispered) everybody in the temples gettin killed,
Now everybody in the temples gettin killed,
(Whispered)everybody in the temples gettin killed,
Now everybody in the temples gettin killed,
(Whispered)everybody in the temples gettin killed,
Now everybody in the temples gettin killed,
(Whispered)everybody in the temples gettin killed.

[verse 2]
2, here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5,
now I'm lookin at Obi Wan right in the eyes,
couple seconds passed now I'm talkin bout Palpatines rise ,
while Obi's tellin me how much he hates that guy,
said hes got Yoda on him,
but I said Yoda will get fried,
I wonder if a shake comin with them fries,
if so Obi can I get em super sized,
here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2,
Obi started duelin me out of the blue,
cuz Padme' made me mad and I force choked that fool,
her eyes got big and she started to drool,
expression on her face like she aint got a clue,
as she told me she don't run with my Sith crew,
you know how I do but I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.

[chorus]

[verse 3]
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6,
I could rule the galaxy cuz i'm a Sith,
this single Sith aint tryna get hitched,
Padme' wasted it on me man son of a snitch,
brushed it all off now I'm back to gettin lit,
grisa Jawa juice man this some good ish,
Obi Wans trippin cause I'm starin at my ex chick,
soon he'll be dead wishin he had been in my clique,
here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3,
hands in the air if you Sith dope as me,
club on the set Anakin cut down the Jedi on their knees,
dude I don't care i'm a p.i.m.p.

[chorus]

everybody in the Temple gettin killed,
everybody in the Tmple b gettin killed,
everybody in the Temple gettin killed,
everybody in the Temple gettin killed.