Song Parodies about Episode III

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Tales from Jobobcabana

Her name was Oola, she was a showgirl
With blue tentacles for hair and her dress fell down, I swear.
She would merengue for her boss Jabba
And while she tried to be a star, Boba watched her from afar
She slinks across floor, Boba knew the score
He wanted her, she had another
Why does she love that bore?

At the Jobob! (JO!), Jobobcabana (Jobobcabana)
The hottest spot on the upper pennisula(here)
At the Jobob (JO!), Jobobcabana
Music and Sarlaacs were always the fashion
At the Jobob....they fell in love

(Jobob, Jobobcabana)

His name was Dengar, he wore a leg brace,
He survived exploding fun, but then got staked down in the sun
But Oola found him, she turned him over,
They saw Boba from afar, he'd escaped the mighty Sar'..
And then the ripcords flew and ships were blown in two
There was Bossk, and twerp named Zuckus,...
But just who shot who?

At the Jobob! (JO!), Jobobcabana (Jobobcabana)
The hottest spot on the upper pennisula(here)
At the Jobob (JO!), Jobobcabana
Music and Sarlaacs were always the fashion
At the Jobob....they fell in love

(Jobob, Jobobcabana)
(Jobob, Jobobcabana) (Jobobcabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Jobob, Jobobcabana)
(Talking big fat man..)
(Music and Saarlac...always the fash--shun)



Her name is Oola, she was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago, before Snoodles stole the show
Now it's a prison, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear, tentacles are getting bare
She sits there smoking spice, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Boba!
Now she's lost her mind!

At the Jobob! (JO!), Jobobcabana (Jobobcabana)
The hottest spot on the upper pennisula(here)
At the Jobob (JO!), Jobobcabana
Music and Sarlaacs were always the fashionAt the Copa....don't fall in love

(Jobob) don't fall in love
Jobobcabana
Jobobcabana

 

Ani, You've Got No Daddy

Tune by Kid Creole

They say that midichlorians can make a child, believe it
When mama stayed on Tatooine, she had a fall or two
And I?m telling it to you straight
So you don?t have to cheat in another race

Oh Ani - you've got no daddy
Oh Ani - you've got no daddy

They say the Outer Rim is out of mind, the Hutts believe it
Your mama was in search of love, but all she got was Watto
And I?m telling it to your face
So you don?t have to cheat in another race
(Bring it to him gently now
Don?t forget, he killed a child)

Oh Ani - you've got no daddy - Jedi baby-killer maybe
Oh Ani - you've got no daddy - Jedi baby-killer maybe
The Dark Side's in your blood that's why things get so ugly - oh

They say the Jedi's full of ignorance and child, believe it
Had mama left and not confessed, perhaps you'd kill her, too
Yes, I?m telling it to you straight
So you don?t have to cheat in another race
(Bring it to him gently now
Don?t forget, he killed a child)

Oh Ani - you've got no daddy - Jedi baby-killer maybe
Oh Ani - you've got no daddy - Jedi baby-killer maybe
The Dark Side's in your blood that's why things get so ugly - oh

Oh Ani - you've got no daddy - Jedi baby-killer maybe
Oh Ani - you've got no daddy - Jedi baby-killer maybe
The Dark Side's in your blood that's why things get so ugly - oh

Jedi baby-killer maybe...

 

Darth Ronin, cool number from The Wookees(sic)!!

 

I will survive

First I was afraid
then I was petrified
kept thinking how would I survive
until 2005?

But I spent so many nights
thinking how Star Wars went wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on

Because "Attack"
seemed out of place
and TPM was just so bad
it was worse than a disgrace
With Jar Jar Binkses stupid walk
and Anakin's "Yippee"
I should have known from the beginning
The PT was not for me

Go on now - George walk out the do
just turn around now
'cause you're a Star Wars pimpin ho
weren't you the one who made Anakin seem gay?
you think I'd crumble
and go see E3 anyway?
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i have ANH
even if it's screwed by CGI
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my bucks to give
to someone else
to someone else

It took all the strength I had
to forget the eopie fart
kept trying hard to mend
a former gusher's broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just watching ESB
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that yes man little fan
pretendin to like E2
and so you felt like dropping in
with a trailer for E3
now I'm saving all my loving
for Lord of the Rings

 

^^^^



Holy crap! THAT...was funny.

 

from "Brickhouse" by The Commodores. Hope ya'll like it. This is quite fun.

Sith, Ow!

He's a Sith! Ow!
He's mighty mighty, him and Palps always hangin' out.
Yeah, he's a Sith! Ow!
That dude is packed, with a suit and a cape that's black.

He's a Sith! Ow!
Yeah, he was the One, the Chosen One,
but now he's got a helmet on.
He's put together with some nuts and bolts,
and some wire that Palpy got from Lowes.

He knows he lost everything.
He lost his woman, Padme.
How can he lose those dark force blues,
'Cause in the duel, he lost both his hands!

Aw he's a Sith! OW!
He's mighty mighty, Darth Vader's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Yeah, he's a Sith, Ow!
He's the one, the only one
shows the Jedi what it's all about.

That cape he wears. his evil ways.
Makin' ol' Ben wish for the olden days.
He knows he was rebuilt by Palpatine.
Sure enough could knock a strong Jedi to his knees.

Ah, he's a Sith, Ow!
He's mighty mighty, Sith lightening flying all about.
He's a Sith! Ow!
Palpatine's goin'down with the Willhelm shout.

Goin' down goin' down now.
Goin' down goin' down now.
Goin' down goin' down now.
Goin' down goin' down now.

Aw, he's a Sith, Ow!

 

Thanks Panakas Dawg. I am working on more Slim Shady songs. This thread is great, all of these are funny as hell.

 

Anakin to the tune of [Carmen, by Toto
Sung by Bobby Kimball and Padme Skywalker

Last night Ani ran away
Left a letter by the holophone
He didn?t take the time to say goodbye
Obi knows he has to find him
Find a way to save him from the darkside
Ani stretched his wings and tried to fly

Anakin
Anakin, don?t you care for me
Anakin
Anakin, don?t you care
Anakin, don?t you care for me

She calls but there?s no answer
Holorator, ring it one more time
She thinks of him and shuts her eyes
She wears the snippet that he gave her
Something magic from from another time
Will he be thinking of her tonight?

Anakin
Anakin, don?t you care for me
Anakin
Anakin, don?t you care
Anakin, don?t you care for me

Obi has to save him
She really misses her guy
Ani steals into the night
She?ll go mad without him
She's so mad about him

Anakin
Anakin, don?t you care for me
Anakin
Anakin, don?t you care
Anakin, don?t you care for me

 

Anakin:
I get knocked down
but i get up again
no lava's gonna keep me down

....
Anithumping

 

"I'm All Cooked Up"

a parody of Elvis Presley's "I'm All Shook Up"

Well undress my armor what's wrong with me
I'm burning like a gungan in a lava stream
My Master says I'm acting mean as a reek
I'm a Sith
I'm all cooked up

Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My scalp is flaky and my teeth are weak
I can't seem to stand on my robotic feet
Who's fault is it that I have such luck?
I'm a Sith
I'm all cooked up

Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please don't ask me what's under the hat
I'm a little confused but I'm feeling mad
When I'm near my Master that I really hate
The Force goes wild and it scares me to death!

He sliced my hand and what a chill I got
His lightsaber is like a volcano that's hot
I hate to say he's like a father to me
I'm a Sith
I'm all cooked up

M mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My lung gets tired when I try to breathe
My insides burn like a fire that's free
There's only one cure for this body of mine
That's to have this suit that I really despise!

M mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

I'm all cooked up

 

LOL yes alot of creativity in his topic.

I guess my Slick Rick parody wasnt as good

 

?The Weight? by Anakin Skywalker


I flew down to Mustafar, was feeling 'bout a half past dead
Lookin for a place, where I could slice some heads
"Hey mister, can you tell me where the Separatists are hid?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, "No" was all he said

Take a load off, Ani
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Ani
A-a and you put the load right on me

I took out those traitors, & I was heading back to my ride
When I saw Padme and the Devil walking side by side
I said "Hey Padme, come on, let's go downtown"
She said "I gotta go my love but Ben can stick around"

Take a load off, Ani
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Ani
A-a and you put the load right on me

Just go down Kenobi, there is nothing more to say
It's just young Luke, and Luke is waitin on the Judgement Day
"Well, Luke my son, it?s your future I can see"
I said "Do me a favour son, you can die and keep Kenobi
company"

Take a load off, Ani
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Ani
A-a and you put the load right on me

The crazy Jedi fought with me and he caught me in the heat
He said "We can bring you back if you?ll concede defeat"
I said "Wait a minute "Master", I know you?re a peaceful man"
He said "That maybe but I gotta stop you while I can"

Take a load off, Ani
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Ani
A-a and you put the load right on me

Caught a sabre blow & it knocked me off my line
My body?s sinking low and I do believe it's time
To get back to my Master, you know he's the only one
Who sent me here with his regards for everyone

Take a load off, Ani
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Ani
A-a and you put the load right on me

 

"Master Yoda" (set to "Mama Mia" by ABBA)

I?ve been saddled with him since the Federation
Was driven from Naboo, and we lost Qui Gon Jinn
Look at him now, will he never learn?
I don?t know how but he is out of control
I sense fear within his soul
Just one look and his black robe is frightning
One more look and I see Force Lightning, o-o-o-oh

Master Yoda, Ani's gone away
Master, how can I reclaim him?
Master Yoda, will he kill again?
Yoda, will I have to maim him?
Yes, Padme's brokenhearted
Pregnant since before they parted
Mustafar - Palpatine made him go
Master Yoda, now I really know,
Master, getting late - time for me to go

He's been angry and sad since the Tuskens killed his mom
To kill leaders on Mustafar is where he's gone
You better go, or you'll die like Mace
Don't hang around, 'cos I won?t be away too long
Even you are not that strong.
Just one look and his black robe is frightning
One more look and I see Force Lightning, o-o-o-oh

Master Yoda, beware Palpatine
Master, you saw what Ani did
Master Yoda, he killed the Younglings
Yoda, Palpatine is really Sid
Yes, it's gonna be one on one
Blue sabers is how it's done
Why, why did I ever train the boy?
Master Yoda, I hear what you say
Master, there's no need to holler
Master Yoda, but I cannot stay
Yoda, where's Amidala?

Master Yoda, Ani's gone away
Master, how can I reclaim him?
Master Yoda, will he kill again?
Yoda, will I have to maim him?
Yes, Padme's brokenhearted
Pregnant since before they parted
Mustafar - Palpatine made him go
Master Yoda, now I really know,
Master, getting late - time for me to go

 

Wow! plastinumb gets my vote as the best Weird Al clone, but you guys are all awesome, even though I have to admit that I'm not always familiar with all of the songs you young whippersnappers listen to these days.

Anyway, I don't know if this is up to snuff, but here goes:

Ani B. Badde
(apologies to Chuck Berry and George Lucas)

Way over by Mos Espa, down on Tattoine,
In galactic back woods that Qui Gon had never seen,
Born out of the Force, he didn't have no Dad,
There lived a slave boy named Ani B. Badde
Who never ever learned to scream or act so well,
But he could win the podrace while Jar Jar farts smelled.

Chorus:
Go! Go! Go, Ani, go! go!
Go, Ani, go! go!
Go, Ani, go! go!
Go, Ani, go! go! Ani B. Badde

Always losin' his lightsaber like a Jedi hack,
Obi-Wan was gonna kill him 'less he got it back.
Count Dooku would show how him how the game was played,
Hackin' off his arm with his lightsaber blade.
When Yoda came along he would stop and say,
"We'll have trouble with that little Jedi boy some day"

Chorus

He said, "Someday I'll be the most powerful Jedi ever,"
But Obi-Wan so many of his limbs did sever.
Then Palpatine put him in a big black suit,
He tortured his own daughter and tried to kill Luke.
Maybe someday he'll be a ghost on Endor,
Sayin' Ani B. Badde no more!

(Chorus out)

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And here's my contribution to the Grease parodies:

Hyperspace Dropout
(apologies to everyone)

Your story's sad to tell,
A fan boy ne'er do well,
Most mixed up Star Wars geek-boy on the scene.

Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your Force gear now?
Can't even get Supershadow on your screen.

Hyperspace Dropout,
No large-size teaser trailer for you.
Hyperspace Dropout,
Missed your Insider and flunked Naboo.
Well at least you didn't pay for it,
Why did Lucas think you'd owed him?
After spending all that dough,
To buy that stupid cable modem.

Better get movin',
(Better get movin')
Why keep your spoiler hopes alive?
What are you provin?
(What are you provin)
You'll have to wait 'til 2005.

If you really liked Knollvision, then I don't know what to say.
So take back your forty bucks, go back to 3SA!

Hyperspace Dropout,
(Hyperspace Dropout)
Hanging around the Official Site.
Hyperspace Dropout
(Hyperspace Dropout)
It's about time you said good night.

Well you wouldn't pay for anything,
Though peer pressure was a cooker.
But if anybody pays for it,
They're a john to Lucas' hooker!

Geek boy don't sweat it.
(Don't sweat it)
You can just save your forty bucks.
Better forget it,
(Forget it)
Who wants their Star Wars prequels [messed] up?

Now your money's spent,
Blew off your rent,
Even bought that Grievous pen,
Take back your forty bucks, go back to TFN!

Baby don't blow it,
Don't put our good advice to shame!
Baby you know it,
Even Darth Sapient'd say the same!

Guess theres no way to get through to you
No matter who may try
Better be going to that Force.Net in the sky.

*fades*
Hyperspace Dropout
(Hyperspace Dropout)
Go back to TheForce.Net
Hyperspace Dropout
(Hyperspace Dropout)
Go back to TheForce.Net
Hyperspace Dropout
(Hyperspace Dropout)
Go back to TheForce.Net

---

Ride on,
DB

 

K, first song parody, here goes...

"My Suit Will Have to Wait" Sung by Anakin to the tune of "Santeria" buy Sublime

I dont practice my sword fighting
but I'll throw Padme to the wall,
Well we had a bunch of younglings but I,
I killed them all.
If I could find that Windu,
and that Yoda that he's around
I'd pop a choke on Yoda and I'd saber him down...

What I really wanna know...ah Palpy
Oh ho
What I really wanna say I embrace the dark side
Well its hate, that I neeeeeeeeed
Oh...

My suit will have to wait til I get back and find that Kenobi on my own...
Vader's gonna own one and all
And I feel the force, I feel the force, I feel the force,
And I gotta let it out, oh...yea'uh huh...

Well I really wanna know...ah Palpy
Oh ho
What I really wanna say I embrace the dark side
Got hate, let it go.....
My suit will have to....

Well I really wanna know...ah Palpy
Oh ho
Well I really wanna say I embrace the dark side
And I'll make it, all twisted and evil, oh...
Tell Kenobi that if he knows that is good for him he'd best go run and hide
Vader's got a red sabre-light...
And I wont think twice to stick that blade straight through Obi's throat
Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk-ass

Well I really wanna know...ah Palpy
Oh ho
What I really wanna say I embrace the dark side
And I'll make it
My suit will have to wait...

 

The theme song for the upcoming Star Wars TV show... to the tune of The Tom & Jerry Show
_______________________________________________________________________________________
Set your dial for a while!
Have a laugh, wear a smile!
It's The Sith & Jedi Show!
Palps begins with a grin
When you first tune us in
On The Sith & Jedi Show!

Introducing the dynamic gruesome twosome...SITH!
And those crazy wizards on the run...JEDI!

(instrumental solo)

Lots of zing, death to bring!
Every blade's gonna swing!
So, get ready - here we go!
Big and small, young and old,
You will all see heads roll
On The Sith & Jedi Show!

 

Only few of you might know this song, but there is at least one who knows it (Kained-but-Able), and so it's worth writing it

To the melody of GOD SONG / Bad Religion


and did those sith in ancient times
loose against jedi , red sabre 'gainst green?
and did that darker side of the force
hide this one from the jedi all unseen?
Yes, I think so
It's Palpatine in Office playing low
messing with those
who seperate the republic, ya know...


yes the republic is at it's end
Palpatine will rule it in autonomy
He's in control with his clone army
killing all the Jedi without mercy
then we will see
Lord Vader hunting those who disagree
and choose to be
the rebels of the sequel Trilogy


There will be Han
who'll fly with Luke, the Droids and Obi Wan
towards Alderaan
to witness what the DeathStar just has done.....

 

The last two pages have been incredibly funny. I particularly liked the Beatles parody, "I am the Wookie".

One of these days we'll get around to making a "best of", and maybe even a few of the more musically savvy posters will be able to make some audio wavs of these.

Only time will tell.......

 

The gauntlet has been cast down several times by many of the posters here! LOL Great job, everyone. "I am the Wookie" is a great companion to my own "Meesa the Gungan." Maybe we need a theme-challenge or something, where we all contribute songs from a certain artist or something - like how the "Grease" songs flowed like smooth, molten magma.

It's amazing how many times we can all "go to the well" and always find something new. Keep it up!



"The Saber of the Sith" (set to "The Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden)

I left Yoda for Palpatine
I needed him to try and secure me a Council seat

Why don't they see what he can see -
My potential as Chosen One in the prophecy

As bodyguard protecting Palpatine
Finally an assignment he wants just for me

Now I don?t fear, I don?t fear death ? I don?t fear the Dark Side I embrace it, now that I?m Sith

His cloak was black, he wasn?t holding back
When he instructed me on Dark Side history
In the myth, Darth Plagueis cheated death
And now when he calls, some Jedi will fall
Red, red, red ? the saber of the Sith
What I?ll use to kill Mace Windu with

Jedi came and harsh words were exchanged
As their sabers lit, Mace started some ****
Now they?re gone, what else can be done?
Sidious has my soul, Jedi heads will roll
Red, red, red - the saber of the Sith
Younglings die in the Temple tonight

First Dooku died, then Mace Windu went down
The Jedi Temple purged of all the rest
I?m off to Mustafar to wrap up this Clone War
To kill the Seperatists...my final Sith test
Red, red, red ? the saber of the Sith
Red, red, red ? you know I never miss

I'm facing off with Obi Wan
When I fall in the lava, I feel it burn
I?m told to rise, with Dark Side Force
I feel dead inside now that I?m feeling no remorse

 

To the tune of Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield"

Lava is a Battlefield

Anikan was young
Lightsaber to lightsaber he fights
No winners, no losers
Lava is a battlefield

Anakin is strong, Obi-wan can?t tell him he?s wrong
Searchin' his feelings for so long
Everyone knowing
Lava is a battlefield

Anakin?s beggin? to grow, Obi-wan?s holdin? him back
Why does he hurt him so bad
It would help him to know
Does he stand in your way, or is he making you mad
Release me, release me, he constantly cries
But he?s trapped by your force and headed to the dark side

Anikan was young
Lightsaber to lightsaber he fights
No winners, no losers
Lava is a battlefield

Anakin is strong, Obi-wan can?t tell him he?s wrong
Searchin' his feelings for so long
Everyone knowing
Lava is a battlefield

Anikan?s losing control
Will Padme turn him away or touch him deep inside
And before Palpatine gains hold, will it still feel the same
There's no way he will die
But if he gets much closer, he could lose control
And if his heart surrenders, he?ll leave and grow cold

Anikan was young
Lightsaber to lightsaber he fights
No winners, no losers
Lava is a battlefield

Anakin is strong, Obi-wan can?t tell him he?s wrong
Searchin' his feelings for so long
Everyone knowing
Lava is a battlefield

Anikan was young
Lightsaber to lightsaber he fights
No winners, no losers
Lava is a battlefield

Anakin is strong, Obi-wan can?t tell him he?s wrong
Searchin' his feelings for so long
Everyone knowing
Lava is a battlefield

 

To the tune of Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Smells Like Sith Spirit

Load up on sabers, now welcome jedi bring your padawans
It?s fun to fight and to defend
She?s pregnant Anakin presumed
I know, I know he?s consumed

Darkside

CHORUS

With his lightsaber out it?s dangerous
Here we are now eradicate us
Ani feels powerful and outrageous
Here we are now eradicate us

A jedi
An apprentice
A youngling
Next sentence

Yeah

Yeah

I?m best at what I do worse
And for this force I feel cursed
Our little empire has always been
And always will until the end

Darkside

To Chorus

And I remember just what it took
And yet I realize it makes me sad
I found it easy; it?s easy to turn
Oh well, whatever, I never learn

Darkside

To Chorus

A Trial

 

To the tune of Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising"

Dark Lord Rising

I see the dark lord rising
I see trouble on the way
I see force quakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a dark lord on the rise

I hear force winds blowin'
I know the end is comin' soon
I fear lava?s over flowin'
I hear the voice of cackling and Ploon

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a dark lord on the rise

(instrumental)

Hope you got your act together
Hope you are quite prepared to harm
Looks like we're in for nasty weather
One arm is taken for an arm

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a dark lord on the rise

Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a dark lord on the rise

 

This one is from ANH sung to the tune of The Eagles "One of These Nights"
I know it isn't ROTS but cut me some slack, please.

One of These Knights

One of these Knights,
One of these crazy old Knights.
He's gonna live out
with the Jawas
'till it's time to fight.
The Princess is calling
explainin' her plight
and artoo deetoo whistles and moans.

"These aren't the droids
that you're looking for"
These are a few of my own.

Ooh, he decides to teach Luke
the difference 'tween
the dark and the light.
Ooh, reach out with the Force, Luke
Swear your gonna become one of these Knights.

One of these beams
One of the Death Star tractor beams.
He's gonna shut down
that tractor beam.

Luke is searching for the daughter
of Organa himself.
He is searchin' for a princess in white.
He's been waitin' for Han Solo and Chewbacca
you know
Stormtropper armour helps 'em
stay outta sight.

Ooh, Wookies don't like binders
Chewie looks like he wants to bite.
Ooh, "Where'd you dig up that fossil?"
Can't believe I trusted
one of those Knights.

One of these Knights
He chose the dark instead of the light.
Obi-Wan decides to
become one with the Force to
get you to become a good Knight.
One of these Knights.
One of these Knights.
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
A Jedi Knight.
Coming right behind you
Swear I will avenge you now.

 

To the tune of Neil Diamond's Solitary Man
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Padme was mine
'Til the time
That I found her
Holding Ben
Hugging him
Then Sids came along
Built me strong
That's what I thought
And we never fought
Me and Sids
But that died too

Don't know that I will
But I'll search the galaxy
Find the girl who'll stay
And won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A cybernetic man
Cybernetic man

I had it up to here
Right under this gear
Saw the Japor necklace
The duel was so reckless
Learned there was no fling
And lava's a really hot thing

I know it's been done
Havin' one girl
Who'll love me
Real or droid
To fill the void

Don't know that I will
But I'll search the galaxy
Find the girl who'll stay
And won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A cybernetic man
Cybernetic man