Song Parodies about Episode III

Thank you Moojieba.
Word to Ani's muther.

 

I prefer old school rap, like a little Digital Underground.

Sung to the tune of "The Humpty Dance"

Palpatine addresses the Senate.

Alright stop what you doing,
'cause I'm about ruin
the style of government that your used to.
I look ugly,
But yo I got Ani, see,
and we're gonna take over the galaxy,
I got the plans
I'm the new go-to man
And all my armed clones will help you understand
I'll drink all the blue milk you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself,
My name is Palpy
Ponounced with the 'alpy
and those Jedi - ooo how I love to kill thee
And all you seneators in the top ten - please allow me to bump thee
I'm standing tall, y'all
and just like Ben Kenobi
you'all hide or bow down to me
I like to kill
I like my deaths bloody
I'm spunky
I like my lightning all flashy
I'm sick with this, straight Sith Lord Mac
But sometimes I get ridiculous
wear a hood and call myself Sidious
Hey Jedi, Yeah I called you out
Look at me I'm a sith
Bet that makes you pissed
I'm the king, the Emperor this here place
My apprentice is the one with burns on his face
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They thought I was good, but that couldn't be further from me.
And now I'm large and in charge
And I even got my own march

The Imperial March is your chance to do the march

 

Damn Mooj you beat me to it.
I'll just scap my version since yours is better.

 

Vader singing Type O Negative's "Black No. 1"

I'm in love with myself
I like the dark.
I have a red light saber.
A Sith Lord's mark.
It's all Boonta's Eve.
The moons are full.
Will I trick or treat.
I bet I will.

I've got a date at midnight.
With Nosferatu.
Oh baby, Herman Munster.
Ain't got nothing on me.
When Padme called me evil,
I just laughed
And cast my force on her.
Sith Witch Craft.

Yeah I wanna go out 'cause it's blowing and hailing.
But I can't go out 'cause my bowels are failing.
Now I'm black.
Black Chosen One.

Little leather boots
And clove death sticks.
An erotic funeral
For which I'm dressed.
My cologne smells like
Burning flesh.
Everyday is Halloween.

Loving me is like loving the dead.
Loving me is like loving the dead.
Loving me is like loving the dead.

Black black black black chosen one.
Yeah!
I'm the black black black black chosen one.

 

I'll Stand By You - The Pretenders

This one doesn't need any modifications to be a star wars spoof. Good representation of Anakin's new relationship with "Uncle" Palpatine; they sing it to each other as a duet.

Open on the medical facility where Anakin/Vader is being constructed. Palpatine tells Anakin he killed Padme. Anakin goes into a rage, destroying the medical facility. Palpatine shields himself; as the force storm dies down you hear a slight whimpering coming from Vader. He stretches out both arms for a hug.

Palpatine:

Oh, why you look so sad?
Tears are in your eyes
Come on and come to me now
Don't be ashamed to cry
Let me see you through
'Cause I've seen the dark side too
When the night falls on you
and you don't know what to do
Nothing you confess could make me love you less.

Anakin:

I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you
Won't let nobody hurt you
I'll stand by you

Palpatine:

So, if you're mad, get mad
Don't hold it all inside
Come on and talk to me now
Hey, what you got to hide?
I get angry too
Well, I'm a lot like you
When you're standing at the crossroads
and don't know which path to choose
Let me come along
'Cause even if you're wrong...

Anakin:

I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you
Won't let nobody hurt you
I'll stand by you
Take me in, into your darkest hour
and I'll never desert you
I'll stand by you

Together:

And when...
When the night falls on you, baby
You're feeling all alone
You won't be on your own

I'll stand by you...

They hug. The music dies down a bit; Anakin whimpers in James Earl Jones' voice, "I've always wanted a daddy." Palpatine: "And I've always wanted a little boy. Welcome home, son."

Together, louder:

I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you
Won't let nobody hurt you
I'll stand by you
Take me in, into your darkest hour
and I'll never desert you
I'll stand by you

 

No way Sater, post that (edit)! If you put effort into it, we should all get the chance to read/listen to it.


These are all amazingly funny. And everybody is picking such awesome songs too.

We rule!

 

To the Tune of You Be Illin' by Run DMC

One day when I was chillin at the Jedi Temple
Just mindin' my own business, blockin' bolts, remotes are simple

This dude walks in lookin mad, and really creepy
Walks up to the youglings, and starts hacking them to pieces.

He didn't say much, kinda mean, but shy
He asked the bloody council, "Yo, Yo, Yo, you wanna die?"

The council said, "yes", grimaced, he grimaced back
He gave his order to the troopers, "Kill 'em all-ATTACK!!"


He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin

The other day, you kicked out Anakin, I have to say,
That wasn't smart, now you have to pay
Guts are in your hands, ears are by your feet
Stormtroopers all around you, you're about to get beat
You finally come to, Anakin's left town
In his suit, on his ship, Padme's in the ground!

He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin

The other day around the way, he was chillin with the Sids
Drunk with power, it's his hour, gonna kill some little kids.
He goes up to this fly a** twilek and says "Yo can have this dance?"
She heard him breath, and then she left him standing in his illin' stance!


He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin

For Ani, it's over, there's nothing left
'Cept for power, and anger, ways of the Sith
He proceeded to choke 'em, cause he was in the mood,
How come no one figured out that it was Palpy in a hood!

He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin
He be killin'
Killin

 

Ok Mooj But I'm embarrassd having read yours. ..

Alright stop what you doing,
'cause I'm about ruin
the image of Anakin that your used to.
I look older,
But yo I beat Ani, see,
cause he thinks he's gonna rule the galaxy,
I got my saber
Don't wanna let Ani become Vader
And all my moves last tweleve minutes long
I'll change my name from Obi to old Ben
So just let me introduce myself,
My name is Obi-Wan
Ponounced with the Obi
and those Sith how I love to kill them . . .

Well that is as far as I got.

 

See Sater, what was so cool about that is that I wrote mine from Palpy's POV, and you did it from Obi-Wan's. The possibilities of what you can do are endless with these.

And might I add, they are actually getting funnier, smarter, and better. I think this thread is sttracting alot of the top creative posters on this board. I hope they all find us.

 

Mooj

We ARE the top creative posters on this board

I think your right!

 

to the tune of Ice Ice Baby

All right, stop. Grab a blade and listen
Mace is back w/ a brand new intention
Something, grabs ahold of him tightly
Dark side force, Palps blastin' him w/ lighting
Will it ever stop? Yo, I hope so.
Check his skin, he glows.

To the extreme, Palps lights him up like a candle
Jedi master bit off more than he can handle
Blast! the other Jedi say D**N!
The Darkside is drug, and has taken Anakin!

Keepin composure, but your bowels getting loose,
Palpy laughin' harder, and turnin' up the juice!

Man, this a problem, Mace tried to solve it
Ended up cooked, but Luke will end with all it

Mace, Mace baby, too old, too old
Mace, Mace baby, too old, too old (repeat)


Rollin, in his Star Destro'
With his clones lined up, many worlds he controls
Systems on the standby
Paying just to get by
Did he stop? Ah, hell no!
He kept on, pursuin rebels to the next stop,
Bustin Obi Wan up like a wet mop,
Blasters, ring out like a bell,
He grabs his blade, all the Jedi fell!
Clones on the scene, you know what I mean?
They listen up, killin the Naboo queen.

Man, this a problem, Mace tried to solve it
Ended up cooked, but Luke will end with all it

Mace, Mace baby, too old, too old
Mace, Mace baby, too old, too old (repeat)

 

*Do do do do, Da do do, do do do do, da do do*

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Force Powers pumping and thumping in time.
The green sabre flashes, the little guy gos up.
Spinning and Flipping, and trying to cut.
The Sith Lord Master with muscle and rank,
Hate burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, the light sabres burn.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern.
As they speed through the duel, the guards go down.
Mace got whacked and sent out of town.
The chamber is empty except for one man,
Still chasing Yoda as fast as he can.
The Jedi go down and the Sith have come up,
And long ago Yoda knew something was up.
So he studies, the secrets, of Force Ghosts he learns.
And thinking of someone whom he knows will soon burn.

He's going to Dagobah.
He's going out of need.
He's all alone
ALL ALONE!
In Ani's time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and hiding, meditating on The Force,
He's going the distance.

No Padawan, no promotion, no credit, no whine,
He's haunted by something he cannot define.
A Bowel-shaking force choke of doubt and remorse,
Assails her, impales her with monster-truck force.
In his mind, he's getting revenge, making Jedi pay.
She's hoping in time that Leia's memories won't fade.
Cause he's racing and pacing and finding the source,
He's fighting and biting with the Dark Side Force.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago Obi-Wan knew something was up.
But he's striving and driving the Dark Side he learns.
And dreaming of serious third-degree-burns.

Cause he's going to Mustafar.
He's going for greed..
She's all alone
ALL ALONE!
In her time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and using The Force,
Falling further & further to the Dark Side of course.
He's racing and pacing and using The Force,
He's fighting and biting looking for the Jedi source.
He's going the easy way.
He's going for speed.
He's using the Dark Side.
Aww, Yeah...

 

Fitting that the official fatty would post something by

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LOL!!! KEN! The whole song had me laughing, but when you wrote "Star Destro'" I literally fell back in my chair laughing.

Here's a little something different. Its not rap. It is a song, but not one on the radio. Its a TV theme song.

Sung to the tune of the DIfferent Strokes Theme.

Now the republic don't move
to the whim of just one man
But peace and democracy
aren't in Palpatine's plan

An Empire is born
Its a reign of fear
then along come twins
to kick the rebellion into gear

cause it takes, darkside force, it takes, dark side force, it takes, dark side force to rule the world.

Now Anakin's bad and burned his body
Obi-Wan took Luke to go hide
Bail has got, a shhhh.... secret
And the droids got a memory wipe

But together they'll be fine!

'cause it take, darkside force, it takes, darkside force, it takes, darkside force to rule the world!

(This parody was taped in front of a live studio audience)

EDIT: NIce one Jobob! These are coming to fast for me to properly compliment each "artist".

 

Aww Yeah...

 

Radio GaGa
Queen

Yoda - Yoda
I'd sit alone and watch you Luke
My only friend teaching you the force
And everything I taught him
I heard it; I am Yoda

I gave them all those old time wisdom
Through wars of galaxy - invaded by Clones
You made 'em learn - you made 'em die
You made us realize to come back after we die
Yoda

So don't become some background jedi
A backdrop for the Luke and Leia
Who just don't know the ways of the force
And just complain about Darth Vader
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Yoda - Yoda

All we hear is Yoda ga ga
Yoda goo goo
Yoda ga ga
All we hear is Yoda ga ga
Yoda blah blah
Yoda what's new ?
Yoda, does anyone still love you?

We watch the episeodes - we watch the stars
On hologram for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How Anakin changeds through the years

Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around 'cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of the dark side.
You had your time - you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Yoda - Yoda

All we hear is Yoda ga ga
Yoda goo goo
Yoda ga ga
All we hear is Yoda ga ga
Yoda blah blah
Yoda what's new ?
Yoda, does anyone still love you?


Yoda ga ga (ga ga)
Yoda ga ga (ga ga)
Yoda ga ga (ga ga)

You had your time - you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
Yoda - Yoda.

 

"Come Sail Away" by Styx, sung by Count Dooku's head while he's dying

I'm sailing away, I've set an open course for Serenno
I've got to be free, free to face the afterlife that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, but I have a droid chauffeur
We're searching for angels of Iego on every single shore
And I'll try, oh Lord Sidious, I'll try to carry on

I look to the stars, the twinkles spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood Jedi and the dreams we had
I live happily forever, so the Prophecy goes
But somehow I never learned how to live forever
But I'll try the best that I can to carry on

A gathering of angels is now floating above my head
They're singing to me this song of hope, and this is what they say
They say come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

I think that they are angels, and to my surprise
They climb aboard my starship and we're heading for the stars
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

 

"Ani's Theme" aka 'Arthur's Theme' by Christopher Cross

Sung by Palpatine

Once in your life you find him
Someone that turns your plan around
And next thing you know you're closing down the Republic
Wake up and he's still with you
Even though you left him way across the stars
Wondering to yourself, "Hey, what've I found?"
"The Chosen One!"

When you get caught between the Moon and New Lord Sids Street
I know I'm crazy, but it's true
If you get caught between the Moon and New Lord Sids Street
The best that you can do ......
The best that you can do is fall to the dark side

Anakin, he does as he pleases
All of his life, he's mastered the force
Deep in my heart, he's just, he's just my boy
Living his life one day at a time
And showing Padme a really good time
Laughing about the way Jedi want him to be

When you get caught between the Moon and New Lord Sids Street
I know it's crazy, but it's true
If you get caught between the Moon and New Lord Sids Street
The best that you can do .....
The best that you can do is fall to the dark side

 

Vader's every where man Vader's everywhere man I seen him in the air man and at the county fair man, Jedi he's killed his share man Vader's everywhere.

("But where did ya see him clem?")

HEEEE Waaas In.......Vietnam, Alabam, Texarkan Amsterdam, eatin spam with Dukoo at Hoover dam, helpin palpy with evil his plan, seen him playin with Padme's bearded clam.

Vaders every where man Vaders every where man, but no one seems to care man he burned off all his hair man, he once force lifted a pear man Vaders Every Where!

 

HEy I got an idea to make this even better. Of course, its just a suggestion, everybody can keep free-for-alling with the parodies.

But we should decided on an artist, genre, SW plotline, and all do a parodfy along a chossen guidline. And then later on, we pick another.

And example would be = which we have been doing, lets all do a rap song.

SO what do you think? Any suggestions?

 

How about Heavy Metal - Metallica or MEgadeath etc. dealing with the birth of Vader.

 

Moojieba,
I'm about to start a rap parody... I already have a location and singer chosen for mine though. I'll jump in on the next round though.

 

Ok, here's how it will work.

Feel free to post whatever kind of Parody you want (just watch the language, and stick to Episode III topics to sing about) BUT, if you want to get in on a "collaboration", just make it known that is wyat you are doing before you start your parody.

Then, we'll vote who did the best job. That person gets the honor of chosing the next guidline to follow in our little collaboration excersize?

If everybody - or anybody who cares - like these ideas then we should begin.

Round 1: Since Sater was the first one to suggest a genre, I say lets do heavy metal. Make up an parody about Episode III to a heavy metal song.

EDIT: Oh, and we should make a deadline for these too, right? How's noon Pacific time for everybody (unless we're all East Coast here)

 

Ok Mooj

Metallica - Master of Puppets

End of Star Wars Saga
Crumbeling Republic
I'm your source of the destruction.

Veins poopin out my head
Sucking the force away
Leading Anakin's destrucion

Hear me, you will see
Dark is all you need
To be dedicated to
How I'm killing Jedi.

Come dueling faster
Obey my Master! (Master)
My limbs burn faster!
Obey my Master, Master!

Master of Anakin I'm pulling your strings.
Playing on your fears and on your dream.
Blinded by me; Jedi can't see a thing.

Just call my name cause I'll hear you scream.
Master, Master.

 

A Long December as made popular by The Counting Crows sung by Obi Wan with a tear in his eye as he contemplates the past and future(feeling as though he failed Anakin somehow resulting in his eventual turning) after he delivers Luke and heads off into the desert....


"A long December, and there's reason to beleive
Maybe this boy will be better than the last
I can't remember the last thing your mom said as she was
leavin'
Now the days go by so fast"

"And it's one more day up in the desert
And if I could somehow change the past I would,
Luke,if you think that I can be forgiven....I wish you would"


"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah,nah, nah,nah, nah,
nah nah, nah nah, ya..."


"The sound of loneliness is silence,
I stare at your fathers saber and wonder why it didn't last,
I tried my best but it wasn't good enough,
it seems that Anakin just grew up way too fast."

"And it's one more day up in the desert
And I know somehow he felt misunderstood,
Luke,if you think that one day you might redeem him....I wish you would"

"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah,nah, nah,nah, nah,
nah nah, nah nah, ya..."

"Took a bantha up to Mos Eisley cantina sometime after two a.m.
And thought a little while about the year
I guess the Clone wars made laugh a little slower,
Made me talk a little lower about the things that now are over.."


"And its been a long December, and there's reason to beleive
Maybe this boy will be stronger than the last,
I can't remember all the times I tried to understand The Chosen One
and how the prophecy was to come to pass"


"And it's one more day up in the desert
I hope you'll resist the Emperor the way he never could,
It's been so long since I've seen the good in Anakin....I guess the way I should."

"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah,nah, nah,nah, nah,
nah nah, nah nah, ya..."

DC