Song Parodies about Episode III

(This is a parody of a Weird Al song, which oddly enough has never happened. The tune here comes from the movie Johnny Dangerously, and is called This is the Life. Just imagine Vader singing and dancing his way through the Jedi purge.)

I kill Jedi children seven times a day
My black sphere's filled with mary j.
What can I say
Lord of the Sith

I kill a dozen more when I'm in the mood
And I can't even chew my food
I'm such a righteous mo-fo dude
Lord of the Sith

Don't say that dark side corrupts you
Or I'll slice off your face
The whole galaxy is at my feet
And I even bumped off Mace

I left Padme lying lifeless on the floor
Because Obi Wan came back for more
I'm a bastage, sure
Lord of the Sith

I'll rule for a real long time
You should just accept it
Because if you don't bow your head now
I'll have no choice 'cept to chop it

Yeah, my underlings give me lots of room
I have the face of doom
I'll bitch-slap 'dem punks to the moon
Lord of the Sith

I got a really sweet TIE fighter
I command legions of troopers
One day I'll find out I have a son
But not for twenty years yet

No way, I'm the man, dark lord
The Senate is on its knobby little knees
You know I even learned Huttese
Lord of the Sith

That's right, I'm the lord, chosen one
I like to sell wookie scalps by the ton
I know the Whills, I own the Hutts
Serve my master, and strut my stuff

One thing you should know 'bout me
If you're a Jedi, you sure ain't free
Because this is my destiny
Lord of the Sith
Waah, Lord of the Sith

 

Wow! 500 Posts!! now 501 }

And to think, this thread has been locked, fought to be re-opened, and then thought to sink into oblibion after a couple of posts.

Well, we proved them wrong, didn't we!!

We all owe thanks to Ken, for starting the thread.

As well as all the authors of close to the 500 parodies that we have collected. When waiting for new spoilers to come out, the truly creative minds come out to shine.

Spoilers get old, and rumors get debunked. But funny and witty, REMAINS funny and witty. And THATS why we keep coming back here. :}

 

Heck yeah.

I'm being inspired by The Cars

Seems to go in spurts. As we get new info, everyone kinda gets inspired.

I've even been looking into recording some of these to .wav, and posting them.

That is a TON of bandwidth though.

 

I'm being inspired by The Cars

LOL After I wrote "Sith It Up," I hit a brick wall with ROTSizing "My Best Friend's Girl," "You Might Think," and "Magic."

I eagerly await your next creation(s)!

And, thanks for starting this thread. If only it were *official*.

I can't believe how many pages and contributors we have in this thread. And everyone is so high-class in their creations!

Maybe one day, we will have an official SW song parody thread in a saga humor forum or something.

 

HAHAHAH, I was writing one to "You Might Think" as we speak...

Then I got my server back, and had to get back to real work.

Hopefully it won't be too long

 

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"Well, let's not start sucking each other's drinks just yet."

I keep hearin' you're concerned about my Sith-iness
But all that thought you're givin' me is jealousy I guess
If I was walkin' in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none
While you 'n' your Jedi are worried about me I'm havin' lots of fun

Countin' Sith Masters on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' swordmaster till dawn with my friend old Obi-Wan
Smokin' Sepratists and chokin' my wife from Naboo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Last night I dressed in all black, and took out all those Temple clowns
As long as I have dreams of pain it's hard to slow this swinger down
So Yoda please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine
You can always find me here, I'm havin' quite a time

Countin' Sith Masters on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' swordmaster till dawn with my friend old Obi-Wan
Smokin' Sepratists and chokin' my wife from Naboo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

It's good to see you, Palpatine, I know I look a fright
Anyway my yellow eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my boots are not accustomed to this lava stream
So I must go to the operatin' room and make my trans-for-mation complete

Countin' Sith Masters on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' swordmaster till dawn with my friend old Obi-Wan
Smokin' Sepratists and chokin' my wife from Naboo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Don't tell me I've nothin' to do

 

Since the start of this thread i had one song going round in my head beggin to be done.

its From smokey and the bandit(great film), the song that plays over the titles which i found is called eastward bound and down, after some googling.

Mine is from obiwans point of view after the duel
or Smokey and The Hermit

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Tattoine bound and down, forced up and truckin',
I?ve just owned the chosen one
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm tattoine bound, just watch ol 'obi wan.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Bail, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
Anakin is dying on Mustapha? and there's kids in Amidala.
And we'll bring them back no matter what it takes.

Alderann bound and down, Padmes drugged up an pushin',
Coz her and ani did what they said cant be done.
The twins have got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm outer rim bound, just watch ol' obi run.

Dagobah bound and down, Yoda?s up and runnin',
Palpatine did what they say can't be done.
Mace had a long way to fall, but took a short time to get there.
He?s Slimy mudhole bound, just watch the ol' Jedi run.

Ol' Smokey's got that Helmet on and he's hot on your trail.
He might destroy your planet Bail.
We?d better form a rebel alliance, coz the chosen one?s now an appliance.
Yes I?ll take the whiney one Bail.

Lars homestead bound and down, I?ll give the kid to owen,
I can feel a name change comin on
We've got a lot of training to go, and 20 years until we start it
I'm Dune Sea bound, just watch for crazy Ol' Hermit ben.

 

GREAT sig, I_am_geek!


"Bail" (set to "Beth" by KISS) sung by Yoda

Bail, I see your speeder
But I can't leave Coruscant
'Cos I'm the Jedi leader
Leave the dead Younglings I can't

Dead are the Jedi
Yes, even Master Windu
Now Palpatine is waitin'
Oh, Bail what can I do?
Bail what can I do?

You say you can't find Padme
But we can't ask Obi Wan
He's off to stop Anakin
And to Mustafar he's gone

Dead are the Jedi
Yes, even Master Windu
Now Palpatine is waitin'
Oh, Bail what can I do?
Bail what can I do?

Bail, I know you're worried
But the Force is my ally
To survive, I may have to pretend
To die

 

I don't think anyone's tried this one yet...if so, my apologies:

"Ani, Are You Sith?" (set to "Johnny, Are You Queer?" by Josie Cotton)

Ani what's with Padme?
Left her in a sad way
Had to raise your voice
She made you make a choice

No, I don't need a space probe
To see your new black robe
In your eyes it shows, with a yellow glow
Ani, are you Sith?

'Cause when I've seen you out with Palpatine
You come back mad and won't say where you've been

Killing Tuskens amused you
The Dark Side's seduced you
What's your anger's source?
Ani, use the Force

Chosen One's a myth, boy
Ani, are you Sith, boy?
Scowling at Padme
Force pushing her away

'Cause when I've seen you out with Palpatine
You come back mad and won't say where you've been

Ani it's so simple
The Younglings in the Temple
They all died because of you
Why don't you think this through?

The Chosen One's a myth, boy
Ani, are you Sith, boy?
When you stood up to Mace
Could've been a mistake
But Ani, are you Sith?

Ani, are you Sith, boy?
Ani, are you Sith, boy?
Ani, are you Sith, boy?

Hey Ani.. Ani, are you.. you know...?

 

Loved that Bail/Beth song Panakas Dawg! You know what's been going through my mind: In the glory days of SNL Bill Murray did skits as a lounge singer. This one time he put lyrics to the Star Wars Main Theme. "Star Wars, those near and far wars, oh Star Wars, where have they gone?" It would be great to put lyrics to Duel of the Fates. What do you think?

 

My apologies if this song has been done before.
Edited for language

To the tune "Cowboy" by Kid Rock

Vader...Vader...
Well I'm packing up my bag and a leavin? Tatoo
With two Jedi an? a fly honey from Naboo
Take my first journey through outer space
Cashin? my check ?cause I won a pod race
They stand me up in front of Yoda and Sam
Are you scared they ask me, so what if I am
Fear anger and hate make people suffer this
Make damn sure I don?t forget your dis
Qui-Gon Jinn says he?s gonna teach this lad
To make sure that I don?t turn to be bad
Helpin? out Padme...I wanna crack
Jinn says to me ?stay in there I?ll be right back?
Push in the throttle on high now spin and turn
Artoo says beep chirp then makes the thrusters burn
Ani is the droid ship raider
But what nobody else knows is... in fifteen years I will be
Vader, baby
With the black cape on and the red blade shining
Vader, baby
Palpy grinnin? and Jedi dying
I?m gonna be Darth Vader, baby
Bang Padme at night, kill rebels all day
Vader, baby
I can force choke a fool from miles away

Now me and Obi guardin? Padme, she?s so good lookin?
Saber (swish, swish) when the worms crawl in
Take Padme back to her crib on Naboo
Try to make a move but she says not cool
Head to Geo, save Obi from harm
Duel with Dooku and he chops off my arm
Marry Padme and run off to the bed to mate her

Then teach all the Jedi boys why Palps calls me Darth
Vader, baby
With the black cape on and the red blade shining
Vader, baby
Palpy grinnin? and Jedi dying
They all call me Darth Vader, baby
Bang Padme at night, kill rebels all day
Vader, baby
I can force choke a fool from miles away

Yeah?Skywalker?hero of the Jedi
Listening to Palp?s lies and tappin? the dark side
Rematch with the Count now I?m a kicking his rear
Palp screams ?No mercy? all up in my ear
Cut off both his arms now he?s down on his knees
My lightsaber blade takes Dooku?s head off with ease
Now I got a cushy gig guarding Palp from the worst
I knocked up Padme now she?s ?bout ready to burst HUH
Palp?s says that he?s ready to show
He was the Sith all along, now the Jedi know
Windu and crew come to attack
Sids holds them off until I stab in the back
Sith now ?cause of what I did...off to the temple, to wack the kids
Padme says ?Ani, you?re not the man that I wed?
So I choked that mouthy <edit> until her <edit> was dead
Obi whooped my tail?threw me down the pit
Know why I?m pissed? He burned off my ?Radio Edit?
I crawled out of the fire, Sids fixed me up good
Got a new robo bod and a black steel hood

Vader
With the black cape on and the red blade shining
Vader
Usin? the dark side to hunt down the Jedi
Vader
Palps and me? rulin? the galaxy
Vader
I can force choke a fool from miles away
Vader

 

(There has been a lot of speculation on the boards as to whether or not Obi-Wan has a tendency for slipping to the dark side. His fight with Darth Maul, that he always has time for a drink, that Anakin fights him on the volcano because the master Jedi secretly lusted after Padme. This is for all those who want to see his wild side. It's from Smashmouth's All Star.)

Somebody once told me about a guy named Obi
From a galaxy far, far away
He was such a straight arrow, archetypal Jedi
But no one knew of his affair with Padme

Well the drinks start coming and they don't stop coming
Drunk as a skunk and he can't keep from stumbling
Going to her chambers for some fun
His speech is slurred, his come-ons are dumb
So much to say so much to do
So what's wrong with having breath like poodoo?
He pours her a stout, double shot
We'll never know how far he got

Hey now you're a Jedi get your buzz on, today
Hey now she's a hot girl, get her toasted, and play(And all that proper conduct)
Will be a false front they put up

He's a cool dude, and Annie is just jealous
They're snuggled up now but wait 'till she gets zealous
But when dark Anakin is pushed too far
He will take it out on their hides on Mustophar

He'll force-choke her for being such a slut
At least she wasn't a slave to Jabba the Hutt
Not enough scoundrels in her life
That's the way she likes it, should have never been his wife

Hey now you're a Jedi get your sabre, go play
Hey now your apprentice becomes Vader this May
(And all the rumors will end)
Until the TV shows begin

Hey now you're a Jedi stash the twins quick, go hide
Hey now you're a hermit keep the new hope nearby
(Yes, he is really your son)
Only Padme knew

Obi-Wan once asked, "Does Annie's pod go too fast,
You need to get yourself a real Jedi Knight"
She said yep he's Force adept
I could use another drink myself
And I really like your tickling beard.

Well the drinks start coming and they don't stop coming
Hit me again Dex I gotta be running
Gotta stop by Padme's room for fun
When the drinks get poured her head gets dumb
So much to say so much to do
I'll use my Jedi mind trick on you
Get you to let down your hair
I hope that Annie isn't there

Hey now you're a Jedi the "dark days" are your fault
Hey now you're a rummy you should go to A.A.
(And all that lust inside you)
Will result in Leia and Luke

(And who cares whether it's true)
We'll still discuss it through and through

 

I know this song as been used before, but here it goes:
"Darth Shady"

Hi Younglings!
Do you like violence?
Wanna see me slice off Lukes hand,
cause he won't go the same route that I went?

Wanna copy me,
and do exactly like I did?
Fall into a lava pit,
and melt off each one of my eye lids?

My heads a hard boiled egg,
I melted off most of my legs,
this mask won't let me see straight,
and I can't figure out how I'm supposed to urinate

And Palpy said: "Anakin, why's your face all red?
Oh wait, your half dead,
and 3/4 of your body is wasted!"

Well, since age 12,
Qui-Gon's dressed me like I'm someone else,
and everytime I'd whine and cry,
He would beat me with his jedi belt

I got pissed off,
stole Mace's speeder,
and sped off,
but Obi-Wan found me,
and slapped me in the face so hard,
that it left this scar

Chewie and me smoked a fat pound of grass,
and Palpy threw Mace out a window,
flat out on his ass,
faster than Jabba when he sits down to fast

The Jedi Temple tried to flunk me when I was in junior high,
Thanks alot, maybe I'll be a jedi by the time I'm 35,
shot Obi-Wan in the leg with a laser,
chased Yoda with a taser,
and sliced his ear off with a lightsabre

Obi-Wan drunk at a strip club
piss all over R2,
cause he thought he was a big blue cup,
Extraterrestrials, walking with pedestrians,
I chased them all with my speeder,
and watch them fall off the edges of Bespin,
while they yell "Let's just be friends!!!"

99% of the Jedi have been lied to,
cause none of them know,
Yoda has a bigger #$&* than I do
Qui-Gon told me I'd grow up,
to be a Jedi Master,
I hope some day I'll be able to use my hand,
to deflect a laser blaster

Stop the tape!
What did you say?
Padme's dying?
Don't just stand there, operate!!

Palpy won't let me leave,
And I'm not ready to die,
Obi-wan is going to throw me in lava,
and burn me alive

Should I be a Sith or Jedi?,
I can barely decide,
I just bought some deathsticks,
dare me to drive?

My whole life I was very deprived,
I've been a freak like this for years,
Palpy's face is to wrinkled to hide,
My suit's bionic,like the Incredible Hulk,
I sound funny when I talk,
and I trip over my cape when I try to walk

When I was little I used to cry and throw fits,
everytime Yoda tried to hump my leg,
I guess that little green frog just couldn't resist,
but when I woke up in the morning,
why did it hurt when I tried to sit?

I lie awake after Palps strapped me to a bed,
Told me to put this suit on,
and said "here's a mask to cover up your ugly head"
I'm sceaming mad,
why don't I have a dad?,
If you see Dooku,
tell him I cut his head off,
in the dream that I had

 

someone should do "Yoda don't preach" -Madonna

 

i liked mine better. :0

To the tune of "My name is" by eminem

Hi, my name is
hi, my name is (what?)
hi, my name is (who?)
chica chica- Darth Vadey

Excuse me.
can i have the attention of the jedi, for one second?

Hi Sids,
do you like violence?
wanna see me slice off
some weak jedi's eyelids?

Wanna copy me and die exactly like i did?
Fall into lava, get burnt up and look like a fried fish?

My mask is just dead weight-
I'm trying to adjust the faceplate,
but i can't figure out which knob
controls the mouth grate-

and Sidious said,
"Darth Vadey you got the hate don't waste it-"
UN UH!
"Then what about all those slaughtered tusken raiders?"

Well since age 12,
i felt like someone else,
cos i left my mom myself
and then she dies and into lava i fell

got pissed off
and force grabbed padmes clothes off
and smacked her so hard
i knocked the babies out,
like, they were almost lost

I choked the jedi's out at last-
and they can kiss my metal ass-
i'll let you choose how you wanna die-
slow or fast?

c'mere hutt
"Vadey, wait a minute, that's Jabba, dawg"
I don't give a f*#@!
Sids sent me to knock the underworld off!

Hi, my name is
hi, my name is (what?)
hi, my name is (who?)
chica chica- Darth Vadey





but yours was really good too!

FF

 

The Twelve Days of Sithmas


On the first day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
A frieze on Sith history.

On the second day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the third day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the fourth day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the fifth day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the sixth day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Six Grievous henchmen,
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the seventh day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Seven red lightsabers,
Six Grievous henchmen,
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the eighth day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Eight bombad Gungans,
Seven red lightsabers,
Six Grievous henchmen,
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the ninth day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Nine Royal Maidens,
Eight bombad Gungans,
Seven red lightsabers,
Six Grievous henchmen,
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the tenth day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Ten respirators,
Nine Royal Maidens,
Eight bombad Gungans,
Seven red lightsabers,
Six Grievous henchmen,
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the eleventh day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Eleven stolen speeders,
Ten respirators,
Nine Royal Maidens,
Eight bombad Gungans,
Seven red lightsabers,
Six Grievous henchmen,
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history.

On the twelfth day of Sithmas,
My Master sent to me
Twelve Wookies roaring,
Eleven stolen speeders,
Ten respirators,
Nine Royal Maidens,
Eight bombad Gungans,
Seven red lightsabers,
Six Grievous henchmen,
Five dead Younglings,
Four astromechs,
Three Force Chokes,
Two twins crying,
And a frieze on Sith history!

 

ROFL!!!! good show

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^


VERY WELL DONE!!!!!!!

 

I think Wastinger/DFW Records

should definitely sign Panakas Dawg to a contract...

Money Baby, Money

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panaka - will you write lyrics for our band? I'm serious...dude we could be on MTV

 

Thanks for the kind words everyone.

R2D1000, All my attempts at having bands failed miserably, so I have like a zillion original songs in varying stages of half-completeness that will never see the light of day. LOL Too bad we aren't in the same city. Maybe an e-collaboration?

But I still write songs and love doing parodies. If only Weird Al would come-a-knockin'. LOL

Once ROTS comes out, I would love to do a massive rock opera of the entire opus - like "Tommy" or "Jesus Christ Superstar"...only reaching Wagnerian length.

 

Not that good but here goes


He's making a fist,
and Shakin it twice,
Better bow down or pay the price
The Good General is coming to town!

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
Who cares if you're been bad or good,
He kills you anyway!

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
The Good General is coming to town

 

"O Palpatine" (set to "O Christmas Tree", aka "O Tannenbaum")

O Palpatine, O Palpatine
How may I serve my Master?
O Palpatine, O Palpatine
How may I serve my Master?

Not only here on Coruscant,
But Mustafar, where Gunray has gone
O Palpatine, O Palpatine
How may I serve my Master?

O Palpatine, O Palpatine
Sith learning will you teach me
O Palpatine, O Palpatine
Sith learning will you teach me

For Mace Windu the end is near
And Obi Wan, I do not fear
O Palpatine, O Palpatine
Sith learning will you teach me

O Palpatine, O Palpatine
Show yourself with Force Lightning
O Palpatine, O Palpatine
Show yourself with Force Lightning

Off with your hood, to show Yoda
Darth Sidious is who you are
O Palpatine, O Palpatine
Show yourself with Force Lightning

 

"Little Chosen One" (set to "Little Drummer Boy")

Rise, Lord Vader, pa rum pum pum pum
I'm now a Dictator, pa rum pum pum pum
The Jedi have all died, pa rum pum pum pum
Rule with me at my side, pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

You're the prophecy, pa rum pum pum pum
Chosen One

Fallen Jedi, pa rum pum pum pum
A master Sith am I, pa rum pum pum pum
Your new saber is red, pa rum pum pum pum
Oh, and your Padme's dead, pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Your troops await you, pa rum pum pum pum
Chosen One

Yoda's vanished, pa rum pum pum pum
Obi Wan has run off, pa rum pum pum pum
Release your hate for me, pa rum pum pum pum
Now use the Force for me, pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Breathe slow and raspy, pa rum pum pum pum
My Chosen One

 

Somebody requested a parody to Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" and to make it "Yoda don't preach"

So I thought I would give it a whirt.

Sung by Obi-Wan

Yoda, I know you're going to be upset
you don't like to act, until you're sure
But you should have known the Sith Lord
You met with him daily

He turned Anakin from right to wrong
Padme needs our help, her contractions are getting strong
The galaxy is being torn apart
And you're meditating

The one you warned me all about
The one who's training I should do without
Now we're in an aweful mess, we need to act quickly

Please

Yoda don't preach, we're in trouble deep
Yoda don't preach, our future is looking bleak
and to top it all off, Padme's having a baby
Thats right! Having a baby, mmmmm

Ani says that he's going to kill me
Even though, I treat him like family
He will never turn back to right
I gave it a try

For two films you sat on your butt
Evil was in your face, but your eyes were shut
And the last thing we need right now is your sage advice

Please

Yoda don't preach, get on your feet
Yoda don't preach, or we're dead meat
I've made up my mind, we got to hide the baby!

Yoda, Yoda, if you could only see
How he hurt Padme so awefully
You would take action right now
but its all for not....oh its all for not!!!

Please!!

Yoda don't preach, how bad fear can be
Yoda don't preach, about the force, or the prophecy
It won'r mean squat, if the Sith find this baby