Song Parodies about Episode III

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  1. kenwastinger Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 29, 2004
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    We made the front page of TFN's EIII section !

    Thanks for pointing it out Mooj!

  2. Moojieba Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 16, 2004
    star 4
    We've come a loooong way,

    Remember your first post here Ken?

    "This might be a 2 man thread, or a no man thread if it gets locked. Moojieba, you out there?"

    Not bad for a thread that was locked ;)
  3. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 29, 2004
    star 5
    Yeah, Ken - this thread is great! Thanks.

    And, Mooj - your first post in this thread:
    Do you think this thread can survive without being forced into the humor thread?

    It has survived! No expiration date. ;)
  4. KardarlSantesce Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 9, 2004
    star 4

    The one who guess's the correct number of phrases used in the films.....(some of been altered)
    ....has way to much time on his hands!


    Along time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....

    Obi-Wan Kenobi stabbed me in the back,
    pulled my hair out, scratched my eyeballs,
    and kicked me in my nut sack
    threw me off a steep cliff,
    and watched as I screamed and burned alive,
    Search your feelings Luke, way down, deep inside,
    and you'll know it to be true,
    Luke.....I am your father,
    why the hell would I lie to you?
    What's that you say Leia?
    There's something your trying to hide?
    The blueprints to the Death Star?
    Find that ship commander! I want them alive!
    why don't you understand,
    that you don't know the power of the dark side
    Luke, I know the Empire has you and your friends on the run,
    but if you release your anger now,
    we can rule the galaxy together as father and son,
    here's whats gonna happen, the Emperor has forseen it,
    one day he's gonna fry me with his lightning,
    and by God, I THINK HE MEANS IT!!!!

    Count Dooku.... turned to the dark side,
    and went coo coo.........
    for Coco Puffs,
    Would you believe that old fossil,
    kicked my ass once?.......
    but barely,
    perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly?
    I told you a lie Lando, I'm altering the deal,
    prey I don't alter it any furthur,
    and feed you to Sarlacc like a happy meal
    Give in to your hate, it is the only way,
    F&#% Obi-Wan and Yoda,
    I don't care what they try to say,
    That's no moon....what is that thing?
    Don't fail me again Admiral,
    I find your lack of faith disturbing
    Your sorceres' ways don't effect me, Lord Vader, <<<(did I get that one right? help...)
    Oh no? Perhaps you'd like to see my lightsabre,
    Obi-wan has taught you well,
    but it's too late for me my son,
    the galaxy's going straight to hell,
    Mace Windu sliced off the head of Jango Fett,
    long before his son and Han Solo ever met,
    but here's something your gonna regret
    sorry Luke........but you are not a jedi yet,
    The force is strong with you, young Skywalker
    from a certian point of view,
    Situation normal,...were fine, everyones fine here...now....how are you?
    but Don't worry Luke,
    someone sliced off my hand too,
    I know what happened on Alderaan was tragic,
    but the Death Star,
    is insicnifigant compared to the magic,
    And the power of the dark side,
    try it once,
    take it for a test ride,
    Clear your mind Luke, and you'll forsee,
    you CAN be all powerful, just like me,
    like your father before you,
    ........it is your destiny
    The young rebel who destroyed the Death Star.
    what a disaster,
    no one can help me now,
    ....I MUST obey my master
    My name was once Anakin Skywalker,
    but now can't you see,
    that name no longer has any meaning for me
    There is no escape,.....
    Luke.....give in to your hate,
    don't make me destory you,
    So, you have a twin sista?
    Your feelings now betray HER too,
    Obi-Wan never told you.....
    about what happened to Dooku....
    he once thought as you do,
    I feel the good in your father, I will not fight you,
    You see,
    It is the prophecy I must for fill,
    And If you don't turn,
    .....then perhaps she will,
    You are unwise to lower you defences,
    I wonder what this thing I sense is,
    ....a presense I haven't felt since????
    your powers are weak old man,
    you should not have come back,
    And oh yeah, don't think I forgot about my nut sack,
    You'll never make it alive,
    to The Empire Strikes Back
    The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am,
    He put a bounty out on you
    Liea, Han, the droids, AND the Wookie too,
    The Falcon did the Kessel Run,
    in less than 12 par secs,
    Luke, are you sure you don't want to go the same rout that I went?
    The pay is good, and the dental plan is excellent!
    not to mention the Health coverage and the benefits!
    Hasn't anyone told you, that becoming a jedi was gonna be tough?
    your father is a Sith Lord kid, get over it...geez, that's rough,
    I know I didn't know you existed, and never sensed you growing up,
    yet, somehow I guess...um...I wanted you to have this when you were old enough,
    Ah, ye
  5. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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  6. JayaMioneDurron Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 19, 2004
    star 3
    hey guys this is pretty funny, i haven't had a chance to go through all the pages yet though. just wanna know if you have heard these ones.

    A New Hope - Blink 182
    Soon i'm going to be a Jedi - american pie spoof
    and the mambo number 5 spoof.

    i know this has been bought up before most likly but i don't wanna go through 22 pages trying to find it, i just wanna know who else knows and likes these songs.
  7. Keeper_of_Swords Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 20, 2003
    star 5

    How to used the Dark Side of the Force
    How to kill Jedi Knights and seal their fate
    how to how to control someone by mind tricks
    how to know anger and hate

    I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
    In the course of the Dark side, you?ll never forgot
    I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
    I'll show you how Sith Lords were taught by the best


  8. thylantyr Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 27, 2002
    Willian Hung (She Bangs)

    Padme Bangs

    Tawk to me
    Tell me name
    You blow me off all the same
    You lit fuse now I'm tick away
    Like a bomb
    Yeah, Baby

    Tawk to me
    Tell me you sign
    You switch sides like Jedi
    You play game and now you hit my heart
    Like drum
    Yeah, Baby

    Well if Lady Luck get on my side
    We gonna rock this town alive
    I let her rough me up
    Till she knock me out
    She wok like she tawk,
    And she tawk like she wok

    And she bangs, Padme bangs
    Oh baby
    When she move, she move
    I go crazy
    'Cause she look like lower but she sting like bee
    Like every girl in history

    She bangs, Padme bangs

    I wasted by way she move
    No one ever look so fine
    She remind me a woman only got one thing on her mind

    Tawk to me
    Tell me your name
    I just a link in your daisy chain
    Your rap sound like diamond
    Map to the stars

    Yeah, Baby

    Tawk to me
    Tell me news
    You wear me out like pair of shoe
    We dance til band go home
    Then you gone
    Yeah, Baby

    Well if looks like love should be crime
    You better lock me up for life
    I do the time with smile on my face
    Thinking of her in her leather and lace

    Well if Lady Luck gets my side
    We gonna rock this town alive
    I let her rough me up
    Till she knock me out
    She wok like she tawk,
    And she tawk like she wok
  9. trekgamer Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Sep 29, 2003
    So I forgot all about this thread 'til I started reading in it again and came up with another. Tell me what ya'll think.

    To the tune of Cab Calloway's "It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)"

    What good is color, what good are Adegan's if they ain't posessing something
    sweet? It ain't the color; it ain't the Adegan; there's something else that makes
    a Saber complete;

    It don't mean a thing without proper training. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.
    It don't mean a thing, all you gotta do is swing. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

    Makes no difference which Master you got, you just give that training everything
    you've got.

    Well, it don't mean a thing without good training. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

    Makes no difference which Master you got, you just give that training everything
    you've got.

    Well it don't mean a thing without good training. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

    Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

    It don't mean a thing without proper training.
  10. LordSilvertouch Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 19, 2003
    star 4
    X Gon Give It To Ya
    (Palps Gon Shock It To Ya)

    Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
    Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,
    Griiiiiiiiiiiiieeeevoouuuuuuuus.

    *sound of blasters firing*

    Yo, hey yo yo,
    This is Sid-Dee-Uss You know?
    And it's mad fires over on Mustafaar Baby that's why i'm here,
    And i'm with my Apprentice, you know My Apprentice, Vader,
    And when i come to Mustafaar,
    I don't fight with nobody but Obi-Wan, with Vader,

    *sound of vader breathing*

    Palps gon shock it to ya,
    Only way for you to learn, Solo you out,
    Palps he gonna sock it to ya,
    Slash slash Open up the Yoda man,
    He the little dude the one, with the weirdo tan,
    Here the Senate gettin' freaked out by my wheels,
    Delegation, two thousand, nah their fates are ultimately sealed, Done,
    Dark Side, do it again I say, cuz,
    I am fright, that the dark side way,
    Break the Bones of the Separatists,
    With my expertist skillz with my sabre, i still prefer my shockists,
    Those traitor losers never knew that i their master,
    And that's how i intend for it to stay,
    Like a stormie said "freeze"
    Mace was the one ending up on his knees, "Palps Please",
    The only thing he got was a sabre chest today,
    He got in my way,
    Jedi So Solid

    Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
    Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,

    Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
    Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,

    Those weaklings ain't never laid a finger on me,
    But every little move i make, those guys, followin' me,
    I got the power, They see as sour,
    They best run away, cuz Grievous does tower,
    Hour after hour kill,
    On and On like he a machine or something made for Kill Bill!
    Jedi 'gainst me, me against them,
    Whatever, whenever clonies gonna destroy 'em
    I'm a Sith in Old Man clothes,
    Only Politician that you know who can talk, fight, and still clean my robes,
    I been doing this since old Plagueis,
    Yoda wanna fight me? Fight my Sith!
    I gotta admit, i'm a hard working guy,
    Always killin Jedi off, no matter if i try,

    *sound of lightsabres clashing*

    They don't know, who I be,
    And they don't know, my plans tee hee,

    Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
    Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,

    Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
    Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,

    Hey yo WHERE MY 'PRENTICE AT?
    I know i got him down in the temple give him sabre and he cut up that!
    Burnt too much, for too long,
    Now he ain't, not too strong,
    Since he fought against Obi-Wan,
    Never did know he was the Chosen One,
    He finds all this killing fun,
    Thinkin' bout that psycho makes me want my mum,

    Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
    Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,

    Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
    Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,
    Palps gon' shock it to ya,
    He gon' shock it to ya,


  11. JOBOB_THE_HUTT Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2003
    star 5
    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/brian_stic/Sid.jpg]
    "Palps, just admit it..." (Nothing's Shocking)

    Emperors obese visage is
    Freakin? 3SA posters
    Palpy?s shocking...
    Show me Mace?s body
    Smoking and disfigured
    Paply?s shocking...
    at her death, the twins came
    And now we know, that Padme's
    Not a virgin anymore
    and Sith are violent...

    TF.N got them images
    TF.N.'s got them all
    It's not shocking!
    Every half an hour
    Spoiler?s captured and
    The MOD moves them along...
    It's just like the day before
    The news is
    Just another spoiler
    With Sith and violence...

    Sith are violent...
    Sith are violent...
    Sith are violent...
    Sith are violent...
    Sith are violent...
    Sith are violent...
    Sith are violent!

    Ani?s the killer of people
    Palps looks like a meatball
    Throw away your Jedi Mystic
    I ask for your Sithness

    Because of this thing!
    Because of this thing!
    Because of this thing!

    That's in me
    Is it not in you?
    Is it not your problem?
    I wear a size 52...

    Palpy, you eat too much
    like that Twi?Lek senator
    That's what I say
    Ani tells you all the Jedi are stupid
    That's what he thinks!

    Webshots
    They?re not cheap
    Not like Hyperspace
    It?s TF.N for me

    Sith are violent!
    Sith are violent!
    Sith are violent!
    Sith are violent!
  12. KardarlSantesce Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 9, 2004
    star 4
    Eminem's "toy soldiers"
    This song was written by Obi-Wan, after the duel

    I wasn't trained to be a soilder,
    I'm not allowed to blow my compsure,
    Now it feels the weight of the whole galaxy's on my shoulders,
    I ain't never supposed to show it,
    No ones supposed to know it,
    Even if it means goin toe to toe with another opponent I gotta hold it,
    I never dragged him in battles I thought he couldn't handle,
    unless I absolutely had to, I'm suppossed to set an example,
    I used to be a leader, my friend looked to me to guide 'em,
    When anything used to happen, I was always right there beside him,
    Padme? I tried to squash it, but I was too late to stop it,
    There's a certian line you just don't cross, and he crossed it,
    I heard what he did at the temple and I just lost it,
    It was crazy what happened, way beyond what anyone could imagine,
    Even though the duel was won, I feel like we both lost it,
    I gave everything I had, all my energy, now I'm exhausted,
    And I'm so caught up in it, I almost feel that I'm the one who caused it,
    This ain't what the Jedi Order's for, It's not why I got in it,
    It was never my intention, to get my friend killed,
    Why would I want to destroy a life that I helped build,
    That wasn't my intentions,
    My intentions were good,
    I went thru my whole career doing everything I could,

    There used to be a time when,
    Politicians wouldn't lie and,
    I didn't have to worry about all the people around me dyin,
    but now it's elevated, all these problems escalated,
    theres a new enemy, and all my hope has faded,
    Now I'm so busy with being pissed off, and full of sorrow,
    I think somehow I'm responsibile, like there's no hope for tommorow,
    I think I can sense Yoda's demons, and he can sense mine,
    which is fine, we both have failed,it ain't like either of us mind,
    we still have a job to do, theres to much on the line,
    rebels are willing to die for us, as soon as we give the orders,
    who pledged their allegance to us, and show that they support us,
    Now I've gone in hiding, waiting for the right time and,
    when it comes he'll learn to be a jedi just like I did,
    But for now, we'll go on to seperate corners,
    think about whats happened, and whats been forced upon us,
    I never wanted any of my people hurt or murdered,
    but I guess the cause was worth it, the only way that I can word it,
    is to say I loved you all, but I'd rather walk away
    then let it go any furthur
    frankly I'm sick of talking,
    I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin get on my concsense
  13. GRAND-MOFF_DYVAN Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2004
    star 1
    [image=http://www.ponnerbell.com/blog/Anakin01%20copy.jpg]

    Who's the black private Sith
    That's a killin' machine to all the Sepratists?
    VADER!
    Yoda man right!

    Who is the man that would leave his kid
    to his half-brother man?
    VADER!
    He let 'em go...

    Who's the hero who walks out
    When the Jedi leave him out?
    VADER!
    Right On!

    They say this cat Vader couldn't save his mother
    SHUT YOUR BREATHIN' TUBE!
    I'm talkin' 'bout Vader.
    THEN WE CAN SITH IT!

    He's more machine than man
    But no one understands him but the Emperor
    DARTH VADER!
  14. JOBOB_THE_HUTT Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2003
    star 5
    [image=http://www.axis-of-aevil.net/archives/img/2002_04/jabba.jpg]
    "Post It Like It's Hot"
    (feat. Eeth-my-Koth)


    [Intro]
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    [Chorus - JOBOB]
    When the Knight' are in the Cantina
    Post it like it's hot
    Post it like it's hot
    Post it like it's hot
    When the MODS try to get at ya
    Post it with your Sock
    Post it with your Sock
    Post it with your Sock
    And if a n00b get a attitude
    Flame ?em like it's hot
    Flame ?em like it's hot
    Flame ?em like it's hot
    We got the one and only Rolly and I'm pouring Chandon
    And they call me fattie cause I got it going on

    [Verse ? Eeth-my-Koth]
    Uh! I'm a nice dude, with a flat screen
    See all these pics, see these crazy scenes?
    Eligible poster, known for comedy gold
    Better watch out or you might get OWNED!
    The Mynock Juice Hunter, my homies will warn me
    Just look at my head, it screams
    ME SO HORNY!
    I can?t fix your Thread, this place ain?t Special. Ed
    gabe?s got the pics, that's how you get ahizzead
    Killer wit the image search, this Cantina?s like my church
    Wit the skills that'll make you feel like Bantha poodoo in the heat
    So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that spoiler $#!+
    Trying to PM me for $#!+
    When my Knights fill ya Thread they ain't gon pass me $#!+
    You should think about that post, take a second
    Matter fact, maybe you should edit it B
    And think before you pflug wit my ?lil Master P

    [Chorus]

    [Verse - JOBOB]
    I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
    Da Big Bossk Hogg, yeah I had to do that
    I keep a crew hanging out around my backside
    But they?re outta sight, ?cause that's the Crap side
    Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
    I cut the cheese so much you thought I was the DJ

    [scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"

    J to the O to the B-O-B

    I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
    See I specialize in making all the Twi-Lek?s get naked
    So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
    We got a full Cantina right here, now get live!
    So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
    I got big fat file full of fine images
    Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
    Master P?s in the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

    [Chorus]

    [Verse - JOBOB]

    I'm a Fat Body, wit a lotta post's
    Make my own Threads, edit my own posts
    I hang out tough, I'm a real crime Bo$$
    They say ?Big Jo-BOB, yeah he's so sharp!?
    In kenwa?s movie scenes and the Insider magazines
    If you play me, it?s your head and the guillotine
    Oh you got an opinion so you wanna pop back?
    This is 3SA now n00b, take that!
    Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
    I slither through the Threads and you?re all the news
    They can't find you, and your friends miss you
    Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
    Blaster whip you, dip you then flip you
    Then dance to this Max Remo music we crip to
    Subscribe n00b get yo issue
    ASG come close, let me see how you get loose!

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]
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  15. Alex_of_Borg Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Dec 29, 2003
    Mustapha (Queen)

    Anakiiiiiiiin Anakiiiiiin Anakiiiiiiin
    Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you

    Mustafar Mustafar Mustafar Anakin
    Mustafar Mustafar Mustafar Anakin

    Mustafar Anakin Mustafar Anakin
    Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you
    Mustafar Anakin, a Jedi he has been.
    Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you
    Mustafar, hey! Mustafar
    Mustafar Anakin, Mustafar Anakin, hey !

    Palpatine, Palpatine, Palpatine,
    Ana-Ana-Anakin, yeah !
    Anakin, Anakin, Anakin,
    Yoda Yoda Yoda hey !

    Mustafar Mustafar - That's where he went
    Mustafar Mustafar - By Palpy he was sent
    Mustafar Mustafar - Obi Wan took his saber
    Mustafar Mustafar - and now he's Darth Vader
    Mustafar,
    Mustafar,
    The chosen one fell in lava of Mustafar,
    Goodbye Anakin !

    Mustafar Anakin, Mustafar Anakin
    Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you
    Mustafar Anakin, the dark side you have seen
    Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you.
    Mustapha, Mustapha
    Mustafar Anakin, Mustafar Anakin, hey !

    Palpatine, Palpatine, Palpatine
    Ana-Ana-Anakin, yeah !
    Anakin, Anakin, anakin,
    Yoda Yoda Yoda hey !

    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    Mustafar
    He has to put the suit on because of Mustafar,
    Goodbye Anakin, hey !
  16. mustangdavis Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2004
    This is to the tune of Live's Selling the Drama, ya know - the "We won't be raped!" song - except it's now - "Anakin gets baked!"

    Picture Anakin singing this at the end of RoTJ ... with Obi-wan singing the chorus


    And to love: my wife
    And see: her death
    And to burn, Obi-wan to blame

    And to right, or wrong
    I'm too week, need to be strong
    Palpy knows, spill Jedi blood on the wall

    I?ve willed, I?ve fought, I?ve choked
    I?ve talked, I know, I know,
    I?ve been a slave be-fore

    Hey, now Anakin's baked
    Hey, now he is scarred like that
    Hey, now Anakin's baked
    Hey, but he can be turned back ....

    It?s the lava that burns
    It?s my gears that turn
    It?s the way I stab that makes ?em bleed

    And to Yoda: the force
    And to me: a boy
    I will sit and earn the ransom
    From up here

    I?ve willed, I?ve fought, I?ve choked
    I?ve talked, I know, I know,
    I?ve been a slave be-fore

    Hey, now Anakin's baked
    Hey, now he is scarred like that
    Hey, now Anakin's baked
    Hey, but he can be turned back ....

    Turn me back!!!!

    Ohhhhhh - ohhhh - ohhhhh

    And to love: my wife
    And see: her death
    And to turn back, my love of Luke to blame

    I?ve willed, I?ve fought, I?ve choked
    I?ve talked, I know, I know,
    I?ve been a Jedi be-fore

    Hey, now Anakin's baked
    Hey, now he is scarred like that
    Hey, now Anakin's baked
    Hey, but now he's turned back ....

    Turned back
    Turned back

    Ohhhhhh - ohhhh - ohhhhh


  17. plastinumb Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2004
    I have been away for awhile..been building a death star..well actually it is more like a death moon..err..death beachball or something..but anyway I haven't been able to listen to a song without trying to make it into a SW parody..some of my ideas have been already used so I wont post them but here is some new stuff..it's great to be back..thanks to darth bicyclist for the compliments...so much awesome funny stuff on here..so most of this is old skool so I addressed it with old skool appraoch (ep 4,5,or 6 mostly)

    "It feels like the darkside" to the tune of "it feels like the first time" by foreigner

    I would kill all the jedi
    search across the whole dune sea
    If that?s what it takes me palpy
    To show you how much you mean to me
    And I guess it?s just the evil in you
    That brings out the sith in me
    I know I can help you out
    just leave everything to me

    It feels like the darkside
    Feels like a very darkside
    It feels like the darkside
    It feels like a very darkside

    I have trained a whole lifetime
    used my skills so foolishly
    But now that I?m Vader
    Together we?ll make history

    And I know that it must be the wicked in you
    That brings out the sith in me
    I know I can?t help myself
    you?re way cooler than Obi

    And it feels like the darkside
    Like it never did before
    Feels like the darkside
    Like we?ve opened up the force
    Feels like the darkside
    Like it never will again, never again

    Feels like the darkside, it feels like a very dark side
    It feels like the very darkside, very, very, it feels
    It feels like the darkside, oh it feels like the darkside
    It feels like the very first time

    Open up the force, won?t you open up the force? yeah

    Feels like the darkside
    And it feels like a very darkside
    And it feels like the darkside
    It feels like the very darkside
    -------------------------------------------------------
    another foreigner tune "urgent"

    He?s not shy
    He gets around
    You wanna fly?
    He?s got the best price in town
    you go up
    Then breakdown
    you wanna live, you gotta get out of town

    got fire in the mainframe
    Burnin? hot but she won?t start again
    the co-pilot is insane
    "it?s not fair" you hear him complain again
    and sometimes he wonders when the Falcon won?t fly
    what could the Empire want with these guys
    But I know, yes I know, he?s got one thing right;
    he?s gonna find out if he don?t fix the hyperdrive

    You say it?s urgent
    So urgent, so oh oh urgent
    power coupling
    How urgent, pass that spanner wrench chewie
    It?s urgent

    you don?t believe in the Jedi
    You?ve got a bounty but you?re so hard to find
    You?re not warm or sentimental
    but call him scruffy and it makes him temperamental
    and you?re not looking for a love that will last
    you know what you need and what you need is cash
    but, there?s one thing in common that we both share
    That?s a need to avoid emperial entanglements anytime, anywhere

    It gets so urgent
    So urgent
    You know it?s urgent
    won?t you pass the spanner wrenches to me
    So oh oh urgent
    Just you wait and see
    How urgent need a power coupling
    It?s urgent

    You say it?s urgent
    Make it fast, make it urgent
    Do it quick, do it urgent
    Gotta rush, make it urgent
    Want it quick
    Urgent, urgent, emergency
    Urgent, urgent, emergency
    Urgent, urgent, emergency
    Urgent, urgent, emergency
    So urgent, emergency
    Emer... emer... emer...
    It?s urgent
    Plug the professor into the hyperdrive chewie
    ------------------------------------------------------

    I think it's called "the breakfast song" by Supertramp
    "the farmer song"
    Take a look at my life here
    it?s the only one I got
    Not much of a life here
    stuck here on this baking rock

    Take a speeder across the desert
    to buy some power converters
    see my friends at toschi station
    stuck here with owen and beru
    and there's not a lot I can do

    Could we have blue milk for breakfast
    uncle dear, auntie dear
    I want to join the academy
    but I have to wait another year
    "you?re a farmer not a fighter
    we need you for the harvest here
    gonna end up like your father
    get those evaporators fixed by noo
  18. Ansketil Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 19, 2005
    star 1
    Ok- this is to 'Razzle Dazzle' from the musical Chicago. Even with the original words I always saw Palpatine singing this song. (These bits) are the chorus.

    Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
    Fry and frizzle 'em!
    Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it,
    And the reaction will be passionate!

    Give 'em the old manipulation,
    Smile and flatter 'em!
    How can they see your Imperial surprise?
    What if your hinges all are rusting?
    What if, in fact, you're just - disgusting?
    Smile and flatter 'em,
    And they'll never catch wise!

    Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
    (Fry and frizzle 'em!)
    Give 'em a jolt so full of viciousness,
    You'll blow yourself right off their Christmas list!

    Give 'em the old "I love jedi!"
    Fool and swindle 'em!
    How can they spot the truth behind the lie?
    (LIE! LIE! LIE!)
    Act like a guy who's all above board,
    They'll never spot the nasty Sith Lord!
    Fool and swindle 'em,
    And you'll beat 'em for sure!

    Give 'em the old sight-shoot-sizzle!
    Fry and frizzle 'em!
    Back since the days of the Sith Empire,
    Everyone loves an outrageous liar!

    Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
    Shock and smoulder 'em!
    You'll see the Council in complete discord!
    Though your back aches something dire,
    You can still rule an evil Empire!
    Fry and frizzle 'em,
    And you'll never be bored!

    Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
    Fry and frizzle 'em!
    Show 'em the first rate force-user you are!
    Give 'em such a galactic coup,
    They can't say -
    May the Force be with you!

    Fry and frizzle 'em!
    (Fry and frizzle 'em!)
    Fry and frizzle 'em!
    And they'll hand you the stars!


















  19. BurtBaccarra Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 21, 2005
    star 2
    Performed by GG Cool Droid featuring Obi-Wan Kenobi


    I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I'm going back to Kalee...

    Obi-Wan: Hmm, I don't think so

    I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I'm going back to Kalee...

    Obi: I don't think so

    Going back to Kalee, stylin, profilin
    Coughin, and barkin, cruisin in the sun
    The legs are up on my grey wheel bike
    And it's fly, cause it's diggin up dirt
    Four drink holders, plushed out, gold-leaf phantom top
    And three girls waiting
    VRRRROOM engine's blowin, the durasteel's shinin
    Passing all the clones on the way
    Movement of the wind, one wheel spins
    Pop in a cassette and push play

    I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I'm going back to Kalee...

    Obi: Yeah y'all, I don't think so

    I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I'm going back to Kalee...

    I'm going back to Kalee, slicin 'em, dicin 'em
    Placin 'em sabers they never before hung
    And the place on Ryloth, it's a trip
    Where the AC's cold, and the girls still strip
    The record skipped, but this girl kept dancin
    Prancin, grindin, grinnin, romancin
    I asked her to the barn, so we could hit the hay
    I wanna do this, Grievous, but you don't need to pay

    I`m going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I`m going back to Kalee...

    Obi: No man, I don't think so

    I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I'm going back to Kalee...

    I'm going back to Kalee, rising, surprising
    Advising, realizing, she's sizing me up
    Her bikini - small; heels - tall
    She said, she liked, the ocean
    She showed me a beach, gave me a peach
    and pulled out the hydraulic lotion
    Now I thought that was fast, but this girl was faster
    She's lookin for a real good time
    I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise,"
    and I ran away with the bottle of wine

    I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I'm going back to Kalee...

    Obi: I don't think so

    I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
    I'm going back to Kalee...

    Obi: I don't think so

    {*kloo horn solo*}
  20. Sidious-3 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 16, 2005
    star 3
    Parody of: Take the L out of Liver

    Take the V out of Vader and it's ader!!
  21. BurtBaccarra Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 21, 2005
    star 2
    Hold the S, 'cause I'm an AINT
  22. Darth-Milldog Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 28, 2005
    star 1
    To counting crows Mr. Jones and me

    Down at the senate chamber,
    staring at my Padme girl,
    Palpatine strikes up a conversation,
    about midiclorians and Darth Plagerous(sp?).

    You know he tells me he knows the way,
    to save my lovely Padme
    we all want to save padme,
    please save padme.


    Cut up Dooku, show me some of that sith fighting,
    Pass me the power Sidous
    Believe in me,
    Help me believe in anything
    I wanna be someone who believes.

    Mr. Sids and me, kill all the jedi remaining,
    Slaughter at the jedi temple
    They'll think it was you, no,no no they'll think it was me,
    Smiling in the hologram,
    As obi-wan looks on in fear,
    When everybody fears you, you will rule the galaxy.

    ( Best I could do on short notice, glad to see this thread didn't die after all this time.)






  23. Bilsparr Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2004
    To the tune Stray Cat Strut
    by Brian Setzer of the Stray Cats

    Ohh Waa Ohh Waa

    Ohh Waa Ohh Waa

    Black robed Palpatines? kidnapped on a ship
    .......
    Anakin and Obi-Won race to save him quick
    .......
    Grevious fights Kenobi and then Dooku dies
    It?s all a master plan and the Sith are on the rise...

    Revenge of the Sith
    (It?s the next big thing)
    Is it the final movie?
    (Or the 3rd in the string?)
    Well I don?t know and I don?t care
    I just wanna see Kenobi fighting young Skywalker

    ....... .......

    I don?t care much who kicks Mace around (oh no!)
    I?ll sit through the movie
    I?ll watch every fight
    and I?ll howl at the Moon if Lucas don?t get it right

    Finally comes the part where Padmea will die
    And Anakin no longer will be a Jedi
    He?ll fight Kenobi and at the end he will fry
    But then finally Palaptine will say ?Vadar, Rise!?
  24. Bilsparr Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2004
    Here is one more...

    albeit a bit more serious

    To the Tune Don't Stand so Close to Me
    by Sting and The Police

    Young boy, the subject,
    of Jedi Prophecy?

    He wanted, his freedom
    from life in slavery...

    A Jedi, a Pod Race,
    A wager made and won

    Apprentice, he?s taken,
    To train with Obi-Won

    Qui Gon
    Qui Gon
    What of your prophecy?

    Qui Gon
    Qui Gon
    What of your prophecy?

    Our powers, Diminished
    As Sith Clone Armies rise

    And grown now, is this boy
    He shares a Secret Lie

    And this boy, a man now
    His fear soon turns to rage

    With anger, he slaughters
    And stands beside a grave

    Qui Gon
    Qui Gon
    What of your prophecy?

    Qui Gon
    Qui Gon
    What of your prophecy?

    This Jedi, now a Master
    But on who?s council keeps?

    Persuade him, Strong forces
    Sides taken, Power reaped

    The Dark Side, he turns to
    For fear of what?s to be

    This power now blinds him
    To what he?d hoped to be

    Qui Gon
    Qui Gon
    What of your prophecy?

    Qui Gon
    Qui Gon
    What of your prophecy?
  25. I_AM_GEEK Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 5, 2004
    star 4
    Heres one to "Danger, high Voltage" by Electric Six

    Or "Danger, Force Lightning" by Electric Sith



    Fire in the temple
    Fire in the senate hall
    Fire in the temple
    Fire as the Jedi Fall

    Don't you want to know how I set the galaxy on fire?
    It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire

    Don't you want to know how I kill agen, kit and Mace?
    It's in my face, its in my face, its in my face

    Danger! Danger! Force Lightning!
    When I change, When i kill
    Danger! Danger! Force Lightning!
    When I change, when I kill
    When I Change

    Danger! Danger! Sith Lords!
    When we invade, When we kill
    Danger! Danger! Sith Lords!
    When we invade, when we kill
    When we invade, when we kill

    Don't you want to know how the Sith lord beats Yoda?
    It's coz I own ya, Its coz I own ya

    Don't you want to know how I kill someone so sexy?
    It's my destiny, It's my destiny

    Danger! Danger! Force Choke!
    When you lie, then I kill
    Danger! Danger! Force Choke!
    When you lie, then I kill
    When you lie

    Danger! Danger! Hot Lava!
    When we fight, When obi kills
    Danger! Danger! Hot Lava!
    When we fight, when obi kills
    When we fight, when obi kills

    No more

    Fire in Mustaphar
    Fire in Mustaphar
    Fire like the twin suns
    Fire in Mustaphar
    Fire in Mustaphar
    Fire on the chosen one

    Chosen one
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