Song Parodies about Episode III

We made the front page of TFN's EIII section !

Thanks for pointing it out Mooj!

 

We've come a loooong way,

Remember your first post here Ken?

"This might be a 2 man thread, or a no man thread if it gets locked. Moojieba, you out there?"

Not bad for a thread that was locked

 

Yeah, Ken - this thread is great! Thanks.

And, Mooj - your first post in this thread:
Do you think this thread can survive without being forced into the humor thread?

It has survived! No expiration date.

 

The one who guess's the correct number of phrases used in the films.....(some of been altered)
....has way to much time on his hands!


Along time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....

Obi-Wan Kenobi stabbed me in the back,
pulled my hair out, scratched my eyeballs,
and kicked me in my nut sack
threw me off a steep cliff,
and watched as I screamed and burned alive,
Search your feelings Luke, way down, deep inside,
and you'll know it to be true,
Luke.....I am your father,
why the hell would I lie to you?
What's that you say Leia?
There's something your trying to hide?
The blueprints to the Death Star?
Find that ship commander! I want them alive!
why don't you understand,
that you don't know the power of the dark side
Luke, I know the Empire has you and your friends on the run,
but if you release your anger now,
we can rule the galaxy together as father and son,
here's whats gonna happen, the Emperor has forseen it,
one day he's gonna fry me with his lightning,
and by God, I THINK HE MEANS IT!!!!

Count Dooku.... turned to the dark side,
and went coo coo.........
for Coco Puffs,
Would you believe that old fossil,
kicked my ass once?.......
but barely,
perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly?
I told you a lie Lando, I'm altering the deal,
prey I don't alter it any furthur,
and feed you to Sarlacc like a happy meal
Give in to your hate, it is the only way,
F&#% Obi-Wan and Yoda,
I don't care what they try to say,
That's no moon....what is that thing?
Don't fail me again Admiral,
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Your sorceres' ways don't effect me, Lord Vader, <<<(did I get that one right? help...)
Oh no? Perhaps you'd like to see my lightsabre,
Obi-wan has taught you well,
but it's too late for me my son,
the galaxy's going straight to hell,
Mace Windu sliced off the head of Jango Fett,
long before his son and Han Solo ever met,
but here's something your gonna regret
sorry Luke........but you are not a jedi yet,
The force is strong with you, young Skywalker
from a certian point of view,
Situation normal,...were fine, everyones fine here...now....how are you?
but Don't worry Luke,
someone sliced off my hand too,
I know what happened on Alderaan was tragic,
but the Death Star,
is insicnifigant compared to the magic,
And the power of the dark side,
try it once,
take it for a test ride,
Clear your mind Luke, and you'll forsee,
you CAN be all powerful, just like me,
like your father before you,
........it is your destiny
The young rebel who destroyed the Death Star.
what a disaster,
no one can help me now,
....I MUST obey my master
My name was once Anakin Skywalker,
but now can't you see,
that name no longer has any meaning for me
There is no escape,.....
Luke.....give in to your hate,
don't make me destory you,
So, you have a twin sista?
Your feelings now betray HER too,
Obi-Wan never told you.....
about what happened to Dooku....
he once thought as you do,
I feel the good in your father, I will not fight you,
You see,
It is the prophecy I must for fill,
And If you don't turn,
.....then perhaps she will,
You are unwise to lower you defences,
I wonder what this thing I sense is,
....a presense I haven't felt since????
your powers are weak old man,
you should not have come back,
And oh yeah, don't think I forgot about my nut sack,
You'll never make it alive,
to The Empire Strikes Back
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am,
He put a bounty out on you
Liea, Han, the droids, AND the Wookie too,
The Falcon did the Kessel Run,
in less than 12 par secs,
Luke, are you sure you don't want to go the same rout that I went?
The pay is good, and the dental plan is excellent!
not to mention the Health coverage and the benefits!
Hasn't anyone told you, that becoming a jedi was gonna be tough?
your father is a Sith Lord kid, get over it...geez, that's rough,
I know I didn't know you existed, and never sensed you growing up,
yet, somehow I guess...um...I wanted you to have this when you were old enough,
Ah, ye

 

That...is...awesome.

 

hey guys this is pretty funny, i haven't had a chance to go through all the pages yet though. just wanna know if you have heard these ones.

A New Hope - Blink 182
Soon i'm going to be a Jedi - american pie spoof
and the mambo number 5 spoof.

i know this has been bought up before most likly but i don't wanna go through 22 pages trying to find it, i just wanna know who else knows and likes these songs.

 

How to used the Dark Side of the Force
How to kill Jedi Knights and seal their fate
how to how to control someone by mind tricks
how to know anger and hate

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of the Dark side, you?ll never forgot
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how Sith Lords were taught by the best

 

Willian Hung (She Bangs)

Padme Bangs

Tawk to me
Tell me name
You blow me off all the same
You lit fuse now I'm tick away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby

Tawk to me
Tell me you sign
You switch sides like Jedi
You play game and now you hit my heart
Like drum
Yeah, Baby

Well if Lady Luck get on my side
We gonna rock this town alive
I let her rough me up
Till she knock me out
She wok like she tawk,
And she tawk like she wok

And she bangs, Padme bangs
Oh baby
When she move, she move
I go crazy
'Cause she look like lower but she sting like bee
Like every girl in history

She bangs, Padme bangs

I wasted by way she move
No one ever look so fine
She remind me a woman only got one thing on her mind

Tawk to me
Tell me your name
I just a link in your daisy chain
Your rap sound like diamond
Map to the stars

Yeah, Baby

Tawk to me
Tell me news
You wear me out like pair of shoe
We dance til band go home
Then you gone
Yeah, Baby

Well if looks like love should be crime
You better lock me up for life
I do the time with smile on my face
Thinking of her in her leather and lace

Well if Lady Luck gets my side
We gonna rock this town alive
I let her rough me up
Till she knock me out
She wok like she tawk,
And she tawk like she wok

 

So I forgot all about this thread 'til I started reading in it again and came up with another. Tell me what ya'll think.

To the tune of Cab Calloway's "It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)"

What good is color, what good are Adegan's if they ain't posessing something
sweet? It ain't the color; it ain't the Adegan; there's something else that makes
a Saber complete;

It don't mean a thing without proper training. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.
It don't mean a thing, all you gotta do is swing. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

Makes no difference which Master you got, you just give that training everything
you've got.

Well, it don't mean a thing without good training. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

Makes no difference which Master you got, you just give that training everything
you've got.

Well it don't mean a thing without good training. Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop
doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

Doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah.

It don't mean a thing without proper training.

 

X Gon Give It To Ya
(Palps Gon Shock It To Ya)

Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,
Griiiiiiiiiiiiieeeevoouuuuuuuus.

*sound of blasters firing*

Yo, hey yo yo,
This is Sid-Dee-Uss You know?
And it's mad fires over on Mustafaar Baby that's why i'm here,
And i'm with my Apprentice, you know My Apprentice, Vader,
And when i come to Mustafaar,
I don't fight with nobody but Obi-Wan, with Vader,

*sound of vader breathing*

Palps gon shock it to ya,
Only way for you to learn, Solo you out,
Palps he gonna sock it to ya,
Slash slash Open up the Yoda man,
He the little dude the one, with the weirdo tan,
Here the Senate gettin' freaked out by my wheels,
Delegation, two thousand, nah their fates are ultimately sealed, Done,
Dark Side, do it again I say, cuz,
I am fright, that the dark side way,
Break the Bones of the Separatists,
With my expertist skillz with my sabre, i still prefer my shockists,
Those traitor losers never knew that i their master,
And that's how i intend for it to stay,
Like a stormie said "freeze"
Mace was the one ending up on his knees, "Palps Please",
The only thing he got was a sabre chest today,
He got in my way,
Jedi So Solid

Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,

Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,

Those weaklings ain't never laid a finger on me,
But every little move i make, those guys, followin' me,
I got the power, They see as sour,
They best run away, cuz Grievous does tower,
Hour after hour kill,
On and On like he a machine or something made for Kill Bill!
Jedi 'gainst me, me against them,
Whatever, whenever clonies gonna destroy 'em
I'm a Sith in Old Man clothes,
Only Politician that you know who can talk, fight, and still clean my robes,
I been doing this since old Plagueis,
Yoda wanna fight me? Fight my Sith!
I gotta admit, i'm a hard working guy,
Always killin Jedi off, no matter if i try,

*sound of lightsabres clashing*

They don't know, who I be,
And they don't know, my plans tee hee,

Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,

Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,

Hey yo WHERE MY 'PRENTICE AT?
I know i got him down in the temple give him sabre and he cut up that!
Burnt too much, for too long,
Now he ain't, not too strong,
Since he fought against Obi-Wan,
Never did know he was the Chosen One,
He finds all this killing fun,
Thinkin' bout that psycho makes me want my mum,

Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,

Sith gonna, rock, then we gonna, blast,
Just electic, shock, fightin' too fast,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,
Palps gon' shock it to ya,
He gon' shock it to ya,

 

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"Palps, just admit it..." (Nothing's Shocking)

Emperors obese visage is
Freakin? 3SA posters
Palpy?s shocking...
Show me Mace?s body
Smoking and disfigured
Paply?s shocking...
at her death, the twins came
And now we know, that Padme's
Not a virgin anymore
and Sith are violent...

TF.N got them images
TF.N.'s got them all
It's not shocking!
Every half an hour
Spoiler?s captured and
The MOD moves them along...
It's just like the day before
The news is
Just another spoiler
With Sith and violence...

Sith are violent...
Sith are violent...
Sith are violent...
Sith are violent...
Sith are violent...
Sith are violent...
Sith are violent!

Ani?s the killer of people
Palps looks like a meatball
Throw away your Jedi Mystic
I ask for your Sithness

Because of this thing!
Because of this thing!
Because of this thing!

That's in me
Is it not in you?
Is it not your problem?
I wear a size 52...

Palpy, you eat too much
like that Twi?Lek senator
That's what I say
Ani tells you all the Jedi are stupid
That's what he thinks!

Webshots
They?re not cheap
Not like Hyperspace
It?s TF.N for me

Sith are violent!
Sith are violent!
Sith are violent!
Sith are violent!

 

Eminem's "toy soldiers"
This song was written by Obi-Wan, after the duel

I wasn't trained to be a soilder,
I'm not allowed to blow my compsure,
Now it feels the weight of the whole galaxy's on my shoulders,
I ain't never supposed to show it,
No ones supposed to know it,
Even if it means goin toe to toe with another opponent I gotta hold it,
I never dragged him in battles I thought he couldn't handle,
unless I absolutely had to, I'm suppossed to set an example,
I used to be a leader, my friend looked to me to guide 'em,
When anything used to happen, I was always right there beside him,
Padme? I tried to squash it, but I was too late to stop it,
There's a certian line you just don't cross, and he crossed it,
I heard what he did at the temple and I just lost it,
It was crazy what happened, way beyond what anyone could imagine,
Even though the duel was won, I feel like we both lost it,
I gave everything I had, all my energy, now I'm exhausted,
And I'm so caught up in it, I almost feel that I'm the one who caused it,
This ain't what the Jedi Order's for, It's not why I got in it,
It was never my intention, to get my friend killed,
Why would I want to destroy a life that I helped build,
That wasn't my intentions,
My intentions were good,
I went thru my whole career doing everything I could,

There used to be a time when,
Politicians wouldn't lie and,
I didn't have to worry about all the people around me dyin,
but now it's elevated, all these problems escalated,
theres a new enemy, and all my hope has faded,
Now I'm so busy with being pissed off, and full of sorrow,
I think somehow I'm responsibile, like there's no hope for tommorow,
I think I can sense Yoda's demons, and he can sense mine,
which is fine, we both have failed,it ain't like either of us mind,
we still have a job to do, theres to much on the line,
rebels are willing to die for us, as soon as we give the orders,
who pledged their allegance to us, and show that they support us,
Now I've gone in hiding, waiting for the right time and,
when it comes he'll learn to be a jedi just like I did,
But for now, we'll go on to seperate corners,
think about whats happened, and whats been forced upon us,
I never wanted any of my people hurt or murdered,
but I guess the cause was worth it, the only way that I can word it,
is to say I loved you all, but I'd rather walk away
then let it go any furthur
frankly I'm sick of talking,
I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin get on my concsense

 

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Who's the black private Sith
That's a killin' machine to all the Sepratists?
VADER!
Yoda man right!

Who is the man that would leave his kid
to his half-brother man?
VADER!
He let 'em go...

Who's the hero who walks out
When the Jedi leave him out?
VADER!
Right On!

They say this cat Vader couldn't save his mother
SHUT YOUR BREATHIN' TUBE!
I'm talkin' 'bout Vader.
THEN WE CAN SITH IT!

He's more machine than man
But no one understands him but the Emperor
DARTH VADER!

 

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"Post It Like It's Hot"
(feat. Eeth-my-Koth)

[Intro]
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[Chorus - JOBOB]
When the Knight' are in the Cantina
Post it like it's hot
Post it like it's hot
Post it like it's hot
When the MODS try to get at ya
Post it with your Sock
Post it with your Sock
Post it with your Sock
And if a n00b get a attitude
Flame ?em like it's hot
Flame ?em like it's hot
Flame ?em like it's hot
We got the one and only Rolly and I'm pouring Chandon
And they call me fattie cause I got it going on

[Verse ? Eeth-my-Koth]
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with a flat screen
See all these pics, see these crazy scenes?
Eligible poster, known for comedy gold
Better watch out or you might get OWNED!
The Mynock Juice Hunter, my homies will warn me
Just look at my head, it screams
ME SO HORNY!
I can?t fix your Thread, this place ain?t Special. Ed
gabe?s got the pics, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the image search, this Cantina?s like my church
Wit the skills that'll make you feel like Bantha poodoo in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that spoiler $#!+
Trying to PM me for $#!+
When my Knights fill ya Thread they ain't gon pass me $#!+
You should think about that post, take a second
Matter fact, maybe you should edit it B
And think before you pflug wit my ?lil Master P

[Chorus]

[Verse - JOBOB]
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bossk Hogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a crew hanging out around my backside
But they?re outta sight, ?cause that's the Crap side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut the cheese so much you thought I was the DJ

[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"

J to the O to the B-O-B

I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the Twi-Lek?s get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a full Cantina right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got big fat file full of fine images
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
Master P?s in the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

[Chorus]

[Verse - JOBOB]
I'm a Fat Body, wit a lotta post's
Make my own Threads, edit my own posts
I hang out tough, I'm a real crime Bo$$
They say ?Big Jo-BOB, yeah he's so sharp!?
In kenwa?s movie scenes and the Insider magazines
If you play me, it?s your head and the guillotine
Oh you got an opinion so you wanna pop back?
This is 3SA now n00b, take that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
I slither through the Threads and you?re all the news
They can't find you, and your friends miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Blaster whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this Max Remo music we crip to
Subscribe n00b get yo issue
ASG come close, let me see how you get loose!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
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Mustapha (Queen)

Anakiiiiiiiin Anakiiiiiin Anakiiiiiiin
Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you

Mustafar Mustafar Mustafar Anakin
Mustafar Mustafar Mustafar Anakin

Mustafar Anakin Mustafar Anakin
Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you
Mustafar Anakin, a Jedi he has been.
Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you
Mustafar, hey! Mustafar
Mustafar Anakin, Mustafar Anakin, hey !

Palpatine, Palpatine, Palpatine,
Ana-Ana-Anakin, yeah !
Anakin, Anakin, Anakin,
Yoda Yoda Yoda hey !

Mustafar Mustafar - That's where he went
Mustafar Mustafar - By Palpy he was sent
Mustafar Mustafar - Obi Wan took his saber
Mustafar Mustafar - and now he's Darth Vader
Mustafar,
Mustafar,
The chosen one fell in lava of Mustafar,
Goodbye Anakin !

Mustafar Anakin, Mustafar Anakin
Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you
Mustafar Anakin, the dark side you have seen
Yoda Yoda Yoda will pray for you.
Mustapha, Mustapha
Mustafar Anakin, Mustafar Anakin, hey !

Palpatine, Palpatine, Palpatine
Ana-Ana-Anakin, yeah !
Anakin, Anakin, anakin,
Yoda Yoda Yoda hey !

Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
Mustafar
He has to put the suit on because of Mustafar,
Goodbye Anakin, hey !

 

This is to the tune of Live's Selling the Drama, ya know - the "We won't be raped!" song - except it's now - "Anakin gets baked!"

Picture Anakin singing this at the end of RoTJ ... with Obi-wan singing the chorus


And to love: my wife
And see: her death
And to burn, Obi-wan to blame

And to right, or wrong
I'm too week, need to be strong
Palpy knows, spill Jedi blood on the wall

I?ve willed, I?ve fought, I?ve choked
I?ve talked, I know, I know,
I?ve been a slave be-fore

Hey, now Anakin's baked
Hey, now he is scarred like that
Hey, now Anakin's baked
Hey, but he can be turned back ....

It?s the lava that burns
It?s my gears that turn
It?s the way I stab that makes ?em bleed

And to Yoda: the force
And to me: a boy
I will sit and earn the ransom
From up here

I?ve willed, I?ve fought, I?ve choked
I?ve talked, I know, I know,
I?ve been a slave be-fore

Hey, now Anakin's baked
Hey, now he is scarred like that
Hey, now Anakin's baked
Hey, but he can be turned back ....

Turn me back!!!!

Ohhhhhh - ohhhh - ohhhhh

And to love: my wife
And see: her death
And to turn back, my love of Luke to blame

I?ve willed, I?ve fought, I?ve choked
I?ve talked, I know, I know,
I?ve been a Jedi be-fore

Hey, now Anakin's baked
Hey, now he is scarred like that
Hey, now Anakin's baked
Hey, but now he's turned back ....

Turned back
Turned back

Ohhhhhh - ohhhh - ohhhhh

 

I have been away for awhile..been building a death star..well actually it is more like a death moon..err..death beachball or something..but anyway I haven't been able to listen to a song without trying to make it into a SW parody..some of my ideas have been already used so I wont post them but here is some new stuff..it's great to be back..thanks to darth bicyclist for the compliments...so much awesome funny stuff on here..so most of this is old skool so I addressed it with old skool appraoch (ep 4,5,or 6 mostly)

"It feels like the darkside" to the tune of "it feels like the first time" by foreigner

I would kill all the jedi
search across the whole dune sea
If that?s what it takes me palpy
To show you how much you mean to me
And I guess it?s just the evil in you
That brings out the sith in me
I know I can help you out
just leave everything to me

It feels like the darkside
Feels like a very darkside
It feels like the darkside
It feels like a very darkside

I have trained a whole lifetime
used my skills so foolishly
But now that I?m Vader
Together we?ll make history

And I know that it must be the wicked in you
That brings out the sith in me
I know I can?t help myself
you?re way cooler than Obi

And it feels like the darkside
Like it never did before
Feels like the darkside
Like we?ve opened up the force
Feels like the darkside
Like it never will again, never again

Feels like the darkside, it feels like a very dark side
It feels like the very darkside, very, very, it feels
It feels like the darkside, oh it feels like the darkside
It feels like the very first time

Open up the force, won?t you open up the force? yeah

Feels like the darkside
And it feels like a very darkside
And it feels like the darkside
It feels like the very darkside
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another foreigner tune "urgent"

He?s not shy
He gets around
You wanna fly?
He?s got the best price in town
you go up
Then breakdown
you wanna live, you gotta get out of town

got fire in the mainframe
Burnin? hot but she won?t start again
the co-pilot is insane
"it?s not fair" you hear him complain again
and sometimes he wonders when the Falcon won?t fly
what could the Empire want with these guys
But I know, yes I know, he?s got one thing right;
he?s gonna find out if he don?t fix the hyperdrive

You say it?s urgent
So urgent, so oh oh urgent
power coupling
How urgent, pass that spanner wrench chewie
It?s urgent

you don?t believe in the Jedi
You?ve got a bounty but you?re so hard to find
You?re not warm or sentimental
but call him scruffy and it makes him temperamental
and you?re not looking for a love that will last
you know what you need and what you need is cash
but, there?s one thing in common that we both share
That?s a need to avoid emperial entanglements anytime, anywhere

It gets so urgent
So urgent
You know it?s urgent
won?t you pass the spanner wrenches to me
So oh oh urgent
Just you wait and see
How urgent need a power coupling
It?s urgent

You say it?s urgent
Make it fast, make it urgent
Do it quick, do it urgent
Gotta rush, make it urgent
Want it quick
Urgent, urgent, emergency
Urgent, urgent, emergency
Urgent, urgent, emergency
Urgent, urgent, emergency
So urgent, emergency
Emer... emer... emer...
It?s urgent
Plug the professor into the hyperdrive chewie
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I think it's called "the breakfast song" by Supertramp
"the farmer song"
Take a look at my life here
it?s the only one I got
Not much of a life here
stuck here on this baking rock

Take a speeder across the desert
to buy some power converters
see my friends at toschi station
stuck here with owen and beru
and there's not a lot I can do

Could we have blue milk for breakfast
uncle dear, auntie dear
I want to join the academy
but I have to wait another year
"you?re a farmer not a fighter
we need you for the harvest here
gonna end up like your father
get those evaporators fixed by noo

 

Ok- this is to 'Razzle Dazzle' from the musical Chicago. Even with the original words I always saw Palpatine singing this song. (These bits) are the chorus.

Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
Fry and frizzle 'em!
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it,
And the reaction will be passionate!

Give 'em the old manipulation,
Smile and flatter 'em!
How can they see your Imperial surprise?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just - disgusting?
Smile and flatter 'em,
And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
(Fry and frizzle 'em!)
Give 'em a jolt so full of viciousness,
You'll blow yourself right off their Christmas list!

Give 'em the old "I love jedi!"
Fool and swindle 'em!
How can they spot the truth behind the lie?
(LIE! LIE! LIE!)
Act like a guy who's all above board,
They'll never spot the nasty Sith Lord!
Fool and swindle 'em,
And you'll beat 'em for sure!

Give 'em the old sight-shoot-sizzle!
Fry and frizzle 'em!
Back since the days of the Sith Empire,
Everyone loves an outrageous liar!

Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
Shock and smoulder 'em!
You'll see the Council in complete discord!
Though your back aches something dire,
You can still rule an evil Empire!
Fry and frizzle 'em,
And you'll never be bored!

Give 'em the old fry and frizzle,
Fry and frizzle 'em!
Show 'em the first rate force-user you are!
Give 'em such a galactic coup,
They can't say -
May the Force be with you!

Fry and frizzle 'em!
(Fry and frizzle 'em!)
Fry and frizzle 'em!
And they'll hand you the stars!

 

Performed by GG Cool Droid featuring Obi-Wan Kenobi


I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I'm going back to Kalee...

Obi-Wan: Hmm, I don't think so

I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I'm going back to Kalee...

Obi: I don't think so

Going back to Kalee, stylin, profilin
Coughin, and barkin, cruisin in the sun
The legs are up on my grey wheel bike
And it's fly, cause it's diggin up dirt
Four drink holders, plushed out, gold-leaf phantom top
And three girls waiting
VRRRROOM engine's blowin, the durasteel's shinin
Passing all the clones on the way
Movement of the wind, one wheel spins
Pop in a cassette and push play

I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I'm going back to Kalee...

Obi: Yeah y'all, I don't think so

I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I'm going back to Kalee...

I'm going back to Kalee, slicin 'em, dicin 'em
Placin 'em sabers they never before hung
And the place on Ryloth, it's a trip
Where the AC's cold, and the girls still strip
The record skipped, but this girl kept dancin
Prancin, grindin, grinnin, romancin
I asked her to the barn, so we could hit the hay
I wanna do this, Grievous, but you don't need to pay

I`m going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I`m going back to Kalee...

Obi: No man, I don't think so

I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I'm going back to Kalee...

I'm going back to Kalee, rising, surprising
Advising, realizing, she's sizing me up
Her bikini - small; heels - tall
She said, she liked, the ocean
She showed me a beach, gave me a peach
and pulled out the hydraulic lotion
Now I thought that was fast, but this girl was faster
She's lookin for a real good time
I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise,"
and I ran away with the bottle of wine

I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I'm going back to Kalee...

Obi: I don't think so

I'm going back to Kalee, Kalee, Kalee
I'm going back to Kalee...

Obi: I don't think so

{*kloo horn solo*}

 

Parody of: Take the L out of Liver

Take the V out of Vader and it's ader!!

 

Hold the S, 'cause I'm an AINT

 

To counting crows Mr. Jones and me

Down at the senate chamber,
staring at my Padme girl,
Palpatine strikes up a conversation,
about midiclorians and Darth Plagerous(sp?).

You know he tells me he knows the way,
to save my lovely Padme
we all want to save padme,
please save padme.


Cut up Dooku, show me some of that sith fighting,
Pass me the power Sidous
Believe in me,
Help me believe in anything
I wanna be someone who believes.

Mr. Sids and me, kill all the jedi remaining,
Slaughter at the jedi temple
They'll think it was you, no,no no they'll think it was me,
Smiling in the hologram,
As obi-wan looks on in fear,
When everybody fears you, you will rule the galaxy.

( Best I could do on short notice, glad to see this thread didn't die after all this time.)

 

To the tune Stray Cat Strut
by Brian Setzer of the Stray Cats

Ohh Waa Ohh Waa

Ohh Waa Ohh Waa

Black robed Palpatines? kidnapped on a ship
.......
Anakin and Obi-Won race to save him quick
.......
Grevious fights Kenobi and then Dooku dies
It?s all a master plan and the Sith are on the rise...

Revenge of the Sith
(It?s the next big thing)
Is it the final movie?
(Or the 3rd in the string?)
Well I don?t know and I don?t care
I just wanna see Kenobi fighting young Skywalker

....... .......

I don?t care much who kicks Mace around (oh no!)
I?ll sit through the movie
I?ll watch every fight
and I?ll howl at the Moon if Lucas don?t get it right

Finally comes the part where Padmea will die
And Anakin no longer will be a Jedi
He?ll fight Kenobi and at the end he will fry
But then finally Palaptine will say ?Vadar, Rise!?

 

Here is one more...

albeit a bit more serious

To the Tune Don't Stand so Close to Me
by Sting and The Police

Young boy, the subject,
of Jedi Prophecy?

He wanted, his freedom
from life in slavery...

A Jedi, a Pod Race,
A wager made and won

Apprentice, he?s taken,
To train with Obi-Won

Qui Gon
Qui Gon
What of your prophecy?

Qui Gon
Qui Gon
What of your prophecy?

Our powers, Diminished
As Sith Clone Armies rise

And grown now, is this boy
He shares a Secret Lie

And this boy, a man now
His fear soon turns to rage

With anger, he slaughters
And stands beside a grave

Qui Gon
Qui Gon
What of your prophecy?

Qui Gon
Qui Gon
What of your prophecy?

This Jedi, now a Master
But on who?s council keeps?

Persuade him, Strong forces
Sides taken, Power reaped

The Dark Side, he turns to
For fear of what?s to be

This power now blinds him
To what he?d hoped to be

Qui Gon
Qui Gon
What of your prophecy?

Qui Gon
Qui Gon
What of your prophecy?

 

Heres one to "Danger, high Voltage" by Electric Six

Or "Danger, Force Lightning" by Electric Sith



Fire in the temple
Fire in the senate hall
Fire in the temple
Fire as the Jedi Fall

Don't you want to know how I set the galaxy on fire?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire

Don't you want to know how I kill agen, kit and Mace?
It's in my face, its in my face, its in my face

Danger! Danger! Force Lightning!
When I change, When i kill
Danger! Danger! Force Lightning!
When I change, when I kill
When I Change

Danger! Danger! Sith Lords!
When we invade, When we kill
Danger! Danger! Sith Lords!
When we invade, when we kill
When we invade, when we kill

Don't you want to know how the Sith lord beats Yoda?
It's coz I own ya, Its coz I own ya

Don't you want to know how I kill someone so sexy?
It's my destiny, It's my destiny

Danger! Danger! Force Choke!
When you lie, then I kill
Danger! Danger! Force Choke!
When you lie, then I kill
When you lie

Danger! Danger! Hot Lava!
When we fight, When obi kills
Danger! Danger! Hot Lava!
When we fight, when obi kills
When we fight, when obi kills

No more

Fire in Mustaphar
Fire in Mustaphar
Fire like the twin suns
Fire in Mustaphar
Fire in Mustaphar
Fire on the chosen one

Chosen one