Song Parodies about Episode III

Got Me Under Pressure
by ZZ Obi-Wan
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He's like a smokin? deathstick, he likes Palpatine.

But he won?t let me use my Force skills cause he thinks I'm tryin' to steal his scene.

He's got me under pressure,
Ani's got me under pressure.

He likes the reigns of power, he don?t like playin' along.
He's been seduced by the Dark Side, and now he sings a different song.
He don?t like other Jedi, he likes workin' mind games.
but He sure do like Padme and goin? down in great flames.
He's about all I can handle, it?s too much for my brain.

It?s got me under pressure,
It?s got me under pressure.

I?m gonna reverse his Temple message,
Here?s what I?m gonna say:
Jedi...?it?s all over.?

His son might get hit with a gaffe stick
and get hurt real real bad
By my homesite in the desert.

He's got me under pressure,
Ani's got me under pressure.

It?s got me under pressure,
It?s got me under pressure.

 

"Holocron" (set to "Picture Book" by the Kinks)

Jedi secrets locked in the Temple,
Ancient Sith teachings, mystery to all

Holocron
Teachings of Sith Masters
Stolen by the Jedi a long time ago
Holocron
If you want to save Padme
You'll do this deed, should've been done long ago
Na, na, na, na, na na
Na, na, na, na, na na
Holocron
Holocron

You helped me kill Mace, you sold your soul
To learn the Sith teachings so unnatural

Holocron
Your mission is to break in
And kill all the Jedi and loot all the archives
Holocron
And don't let Yoda catch you
Besides he and Obi Wan should be dead by now
Holocron
You're my brand new apprentice
The latest in a long line since a long time ago
Na, na, na, na, na na
Na, na, na, na, na na
Holocron
Holocron
Holocron
Holocron

 

It started with a kiss, in the back row of the trailer
How could I resist in the areana of our doom
You and I were inseparable, it was love at first sight
i made a promise to marry you, you an angel in front of my eyes
But you were sixteen years old and I had just about turned nine
I thought that life was always good, I thought you always would be mine

It started with a kiss, i doubt qui-gon thought it would come to this
It started with a kiss, i doubt qui-gon thought it would come to this

I remember every little thing, like fighting the tuscan's to the ground
Some sith looking guys had started to hang around
That dooku hurt me so bad but I was happy 'cause you cried
Still I couldn't help but notice that new distant look in your eyes
as i force-chocked you, tears streaming from your eyes
I couldn't hold on to my love, I couldn't hold on to my dream





It started with a kiss, i doubt qui-gon thought it would come to this
It started with a kiss, i doubt qui-gon thought it would come to this

obi-wan don't dis-memember me will you?
obi-wan don't dis-memember me will you?

Walking with a Sith name, the death-star i can see with my eyes
And my heart began to beat so fast, so clear was my memory
I heard your voice call out my name as you chocked then fell away
I felt so hurt, I felt so small, it was all that I could say

obi-wan don't dis-memember me will you?
obi-wan don't dis-memember me will you?


It started with a kiss, i doubt qui-gon thought it would come to this
It started with a kiss, i doubt qui-gon thought it would come to this

 

I Did it all for the wookie to the tune of Limp Bizkits Nookie... I'm sure someones done one like this before


I roll through the galaxy for bounty
Look into this mask
You know you f$$ked at the sight of it
Turn around I?ll blast
Hands up you?ll be safe
No use to me dead but you?ll learn from the pain
Hey, I think about the day
My merchandise escaped
with this fella in black and chick slave
Now I'm stuck in a pit in a worm I?m f$$ked
And I?m just an armored lump in its throat
Like a chump
I should be feelin bad
But I?m feeling good
Cause I blast a hole in its head the size of a neighborhood
And you figured I?d be dead moving on
But I?m a hunter like I said
And I?m seeing red, huh!
And maybe Han just made a mistake
So I think I?ll give him a break (not)
that?ll be you neck when I come your way
Hey, I think I?ll blast you both, anyway
I won?t miss. The Force ends with this
I did it all for the wookie, c'mon
The wookie, c'mon
I?m gonna kill you?re wookie

And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi

Why do I feel so strong
This wont take to long, huh
To make you a fur coat, for the winter
And I?ll be the one
To blast a hole through your wookie liver

You wont believe that I could be alive
You?re so screwed Han, Because I?m really peeved

Its no hidden agenda

I?m gonna put you?re, wookie in a blender

Put up you hands and surrender

I did it all for the wookie, c'mon
The wookie, c'mon
I?m gonna kill you?re wookie
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi

I may be bitter
But soon I?ll fix my grudge
Im gonna blast you

I did it all for the wookie, c'mon
The wookie, c'mon
I?m gonna kill you?re wookie
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi ass
And kill your jedi

 

I got 2 here...both from Queen

Sithian Rhapsody

What is this costume?
How do I go pee?
Caught in some lava
I'm half the man I used to be
Open your mind
Look up to the force and see
I'm just a poor boy, nobody trusted me
Because I'm the chosen one, believe you me
A little whine, not so free
Anyway that Palp goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Obi, you'll have to die
Put my saber 'gainst your gut
slice it through until your butt
Obi, I had everything
But now I've gone and thrown them all away
Padme, ooo
Didn't mean to strangle you
Throw you around like a big soft stuffed baboon
A stuffed baboon but that's not what I meant

Too late, the lava burns
Sends boils down my spine
I think it's made me blind
Goodbye flesh and bone, I've got a suit
made of black and more black aint' that truth
Padme, ooo - (anyway the Force goes)
I don't want us to die
I sometimes wish I'd never met Palpatine

I see the shadow of an old senator
Palpatine, Palpatine will you save my dear wife
Chokes and Force lightning - very very frightening me
Mace Windu, Mace Windu,
Yoda too, Yoda too,
mace Windu and yoda too - Chosen One

But I'm just the chosen one and nobody trusts me
You're just a whiny brat killing his family
Spare youngling's life from this monstrosity
Dark side comes light side goes - will you let them go
Dumb Jedi! No - I will not let you go - let them go
Dumb Jedi! I will not let you go - let them go
Dumb Jedi! I will not let you go - let us go
Will not let you go - let us go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh anakin, anakin anakin let us go
Palpatine has a suit set aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can choke me and spit in my eye
So you think you can lava me and leave me to die
Obi-Wan- I'll get you Obi-wan
Just gotta get out (ooh hot!)- just gotta get right outta here.

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Anakin is dead
Anyone can see
Anakin is dead; Anakin is dead to me

Anyway the Force Goes...



Lightsaber (Bicycle Race)
Lightsaber Lightsaber Lightsaber
I want to swing my Lightsaber Lightsaber Lightsaber
I want to swing my Lightsaber
I want to see it slice
I want to swing my Lightsaber
I want to slice whom I like

I wear black you wear brown
I'll choke you to the ground
You say You were the chosen one
Blue screen's never my scene
but I'm in Star Wars
You say stay I say go
You say Yoda Tell him NO!
You say Mace I say palps!
I don't believe in Qui Gon Jinn
Sifo Dyas or Mandalorians
All I wanna do is

Lightsaber Lightsaber Lightsaber
I want to swing my Lightsaber Lightsaber Lightsaber
I want to swing my Lightsaber
I want to see it slice
I want to swing my Lightsaber
I want to slice my -
Lightsaber duels are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah

Old broken jedi's
They'll be swinging today
So look out for those sabers oh yeah
On your marks, get set, DUEL!
Lightsaber Duel Lightsaber Duel Lightsaber Duel
Lightsaber Lightsaber Lightsaber
I want to swing my Lightsaber
Lightsaber Lightsaber Lightsaber
I want a Lightsaber duel

Hey
You say deathsticks I say spice
I say cruel you say be nice
Palpatine I say alright man
I don't wanna be the Chancellor of the Republic
You say smile I Snap Hiss
Padme I did kiss
taxation routes, I say sithspit
I don't want to be a commander on
Kashyyk Felucia or Coruscant
'Cos all I wanna do is

Lightsaber (yeah) Lightsaber (HEY!) Lightsaber!
I want to swing my Lightsaber Lightsaber Lightsaber
I want to swing my Lightsaber
I want to see it slice
I want to swing my Lightsaber
I want to slice whom I like

 

"Sent to Kill" sung by Yoda
based on Motley Crue's "Looks That Kill"

VERSE 1
He's Sithin' up
He's razor sharp
If you get in his way
He'll slice you apart

We'll he's a real cruel guy
He moves like a cat
You won't forget his name
Cause he might choke you to death

CHORUS
He's on the side that kills
That kills
He's on the side that kills
That kills

He's been sent to kill
He's been sent to kill

VERSE 2
We'll he's movin' through
Doin' the dirty deed
And deceived me and you
Since he was a teen

He'll block your light strikes
But you can't be a coward
You better turn up the Force, boy
Cause he's turned up the power

CHORUS

SOLO

VERSE 1 AGAIN

CHORUS AND FADE OUT

 

With music by Pink Floyd.....

Obi-Wan:
Does anybody here remember Anakin?
Remember how he said,
That we would meet again,
Some sunny day.

Ani!
Ani!
What has become of you?
Does anybody else in here feel the way I do?
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[Holophone rings...Clink of receiver]
Sidious: "Hello..?"
Operator: "Yes, a collect call for Mr. Vader from Mr. Kenobi. Will you accept the charges from the Outer Rim?"
[click]
"Oh, he hung up! That's his residence, right? I wonder why he hung up?
Is there supposed to be someone else there besides Lord Vader to answer?"
[Holophone rings again.........]
Sidious: "Hello?"
Operator: "This is the Outer Rim calling, are we reaching...
[click]
"See he keeps hanging up, and it's an old man answering."
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Vader:
I've got a little black suit with my pistons in.
Got a cape with a chain and it's flowin.
Well I'm a sand dog, Obi never threw me a bone in.

I got duraleather keepin my boots on.
Got those swollen head blues.
Got thirteen channels of crap on the holo to choose from.
I've got electric sight.
And I've got laser lights.
And amazing powers of asphyxiation.
And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the holophone to you
There'll be nobody home.

I've got the obligatory Brynner perm.
And the inevitable lava burns
All under my favorite chest veranda.
I've got death stick stains on my fingers.
I've got a silver straw on my chain.
I've got a grand army to prop up my mortal remains.

I've got black vacant eyes.
And I've got a strong urge to fly.
But I got nowhere to fly to.
Ooooh, Obes... when I pick up the phone

Holo: "Rise, rise, rise"

There's still nobody home.

I've got a pair of gundark boots
And I got no more roots.

Holo: "Where the hell are you?"
"Over 47,000 CIS craft were destroyed with the loss of only 15,000 of our Republic spacecraft"
"Where the hell are you Anakin?"
[Laser gunfire, followed by capital ship crashing]

 

"Chosen One" (set to "Mambo Sun" by T Rex)

You were my padawan
And now you're gone, Ani
You were the Chosen One
You've since come undone, Ani

Your limbs are flying apart
From your dark Sith heart, Ani
In the Mustafar pit
Your torso sits, Ani

Boy, you're good
At those saber skills, Ani
Back on Coruscant
Jedi ghosts haunt, Ani

And in the conference room
Padme is doomed, she loved you
I gotta end this fight now
And I know just how, Ani

Your saber in my hand
I'm the better man, Ani
Do the Sith have need
Of you crippled, fricassied, Ani?

You were my padawan
And now you're gone, Ani
You were the Chosen One
You've since come undone, Ani

 

Sandy, sung by Dani

Stranded on a beach, after the duel,
What will Palps say, the man of Sith rule?
Sandy, I can't see, I'm in misery
I thought I was smart, now I'm apart,
There's nothin' left of me
Lava's flowin all around,
I lay and wonder why-y-y oh why you burn me, oh
sandy
Oh sandy, maybe someday, when the charring's all gone
Somehow, someway, our two worlds will be one
In heaven forever and ever we will be,
Oh please say you'll stay away, oh
Sandy, saaandy, my oh my, you burned me real bad
You know it's true
But sandy, you gotta believe me when I say,
I'm helpless without you
Lava's flowin all around, I lay, I wonder why-y-y oh why
You burned me, oh sandy, saaandy,
Sandy, why-y-y-y,
Oh sandy

 

Guess Who's writing a song parody?

Lonely feelin' deep inside
In Obi Wan's ship, where she can hide
Jedi footsteps crowdin' me
Sudden darkness, and I can't see...

No Padme tonight with my chldren
No kids to name after me
No Padme to stand beside me
No Padme to rule with me

Yo-da-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow no no
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow

In the silence of my mind
Quiet pleading from the Light Side
Ben's Grabbin' for me, what a suprise
Now I'm fallin', and I'll die...

No Padme tonight with my chldren
No kids to name after me
No Padme to stand beside me
No Padme to rule with me

Yo-da-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow no no
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow

{Chord Change}
{"New Evil Empire"}

Palps says yes and I believe him
When he talks about the things they say
I haven't got the faith or the guts to leave them
Though they're standin' there in my way
They keep sendin' me back to places I've been to
I'm wonderin' what I'm gonna find
I know I've been wrong but it won't be long
Before I leave 'em all far behind

'Cause it's the new Evil Empire takin' over
It's the new splendid Palpy come to call
It's the new Evil Empire takin' over
Sid's gettin' it all
Yeah, He's gettin' us all

Obi Wan said no when I came back last time
It's lookin' like I lost a friend
No use stallin' 'cause the lava is fallin'
And I'm gettin' pretty near to the end
A smoke-filled room in a Mustafar bunker
The situation must be right
Sepratist Leaders and this sabre o' mine
We're gonna get it on right tonight

'Cause it's the new Evil Empire takin' over
It's the new splendid Palpy come to call
It's the new Evil Empire takin' over
Sid's gettin' it all
Yeah, He's gettin' us all


Yo-da-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow no no
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow
Yo-da-un-do-dow dow

{Fade}

 

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Obi-Weezer: Light Side

I can?t read his feelings, he's gone out of his mind
And I'm all alone ?cause Yoda got left behind
Back on Tatooine again now ain't that a trick
Way on the outer rim where I first met the kid

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and sith me
Come on and choke me
You?ve got your problems
I?ve got your pregnant wife
Palps is your big cheese
I?ve got the Light Side

All your potential was just starting to show
I know that you don?t care but I want you to know
Just cause they didn't give you a council seat
You joined up with Palpy and now they are dead meat

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and sith me
Come on and choke me
You?ve got your problems
I?ve got your pregnant wife
Palps is your big cheese
I?ve got the Light Side
I?ve got the Light Side

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and sith me
Come on and choke me
You?ve got your problems
I?ve got your pregnant wife
Palps is your big cheese
I?ve got the Light Side
I?ve got the Light Side

I?ve got the Light Side
I?ve got the Light Side

 

Darth Vader singing the Johnny Cash tune:

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

(Palpatine joins in on the next chorus in a round).

 

Top Ten Songs you most likely WON'T hear on the ROTS soundtrack...

10. As Anakin storms out of the Jedi Council, having just been informed that he will NOT be granted the rank of master, DMX's "Lose My Mind" can be heard playing on the house audio system...

9. As Padme lies dying on the birthing table, she has a vision of Anakin on Mustafar, as Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" plays softly in the background...

8. Count Dooku's Theme Song- Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"

7. Background Music for the fight between Sids and Yoda- "Thunderstruck" by ACDC.

6. As Order 66 is issued, Sids retreats behind closed doors and dances to Pink Floyd's "The Wall" while laughing maniacally.

5. As Obi-Wan rides off into the Jundland Wastes, the chorus from Bob Segar's "Turn the Page" fades up.

4. As Vader and Sids stand on the deck of a star destroyer observing the early stages of construction of the death star, Metallica's "Enter Sandman" can be heard on the bridge....Vader insists that it be played whenever he walks towards the big window.

3. Vader is frequently awakened by horrible nightmares in which he's tied down and forced to listen to Guns n' Roses' "I Used to Love Her" over and over and over...

2. As Yoda constructs his new home on Dagobah, he and Qui-Gon argue the real meaning behind the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band". Yoda believes that the crow in the song is actually symbolic of Sids, while Qui-Gon thinks that is just ludicrous.

1. And the number one song you will most likely NOT hear on the ROTS soundtrack- "Can You Feel the Love Tonight", by Elton John....good chance that won't happen at any point whatsoever in the entire movie.

 

Walk like General Grievous (Walk Like An Egyptian)

He serves Count Dooku and has an army,
and he's evil don't you know.
He can move so quick (oh whey oh),
His enemies falling like some domino.
All the senators of Coruscant,
are so afraid by hearing his name.
The separatists (oh whey oh),
They want to attack the republic.
Chancellor Palpatine and his royal guards say,
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an General Grievous

He is a droid, but he's bad,
The loss of his body drove him mad.
He has four arms (oh whey oh),
Just drop your weapon, you've got no chance.
His four lightsabers will cut you down,
Surrender now, you cannot win.
Just smash your toe (oh whey oh),
You'll walk like General Grievous.
All the jedi on the battlefield say,
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like General Grievous

The jedi came, to save their boss
and General Grievous had to go.
He fled his ship (oh whey oh),
This really hurt his big ego.
He went to Utapau (oh whey oh),
To face a jedi master there
Kenobi shot him in the stomach sayin'
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh,
Walk like General Grievous

Walk like General Grievous

 

Bump.

Calling all song-parody writers! The movie's out - so let's get some new stuff in here.

 

Sung by Yoda to Obi-Wan to the tune of 50 Cent's "In Da Club"


Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Yoda
Its their birthday
Gon' hide the twins on their birthday
Gon' keep secrets about their birthday
And you know we never tell them
about their birthday

(Chorus)
You can find me on Dagobah, pile full of mud
Obi-Wan take the boy to the world of twin suns
Once you're there, start talk' to Qui-Gon
So while on da run, with the force become one

(Verse 1 at Jedi temple)
When I pull out up front to where I teach young ones
Pile of 20 dead, killed by light saber not lazer guns
clones got 66'd, now they show me no love
But then you pack a punch, all you need's a force shove
But Obi-wan, something's changed, hold down, hoods up
I see a hologram of Anakin light his lightsaber up
If you watch how he move, don't mistake, that playa is a Sith
Scared to lose his wife, so guess who he now rolls with?
In the council, given orders, "give him a spot"
Take advantage we did, but give him master rank, did not.
But holla Palpatine, tell him things to make him loco
How Jedi are evil, keeping the senate in a choke hold
Evil feelin' focused man, savin' Padme in mind
Turning traitor to the order, puttin' the Temple in the grind.
Now Obi-Wan, he's now Vader, you gotta get with da flow
Track him down to Mustafar while to the Senate I go..

(Chorus)
You can find me on Dagobah, huddle full of mud
Obi-Wan take the boy to the world of twin suns
Once you're there, start talk' to Qui-Gon
So while on da run, with the force become one


(Verse: end of movie)
My pride, dark side took me to the floor
After going undefeated for all these year
My crib, my tribe, my rules, my choice
Look what it lead to, we need to change


Amd we should love it, way more than we hate it
Obi-Wan you mad? I thought that anger is a dark side trait.
I'm the head cat in exile looking back at life
You think Luke can redeem us all, right?
Whem my junk got kicked by the Emperor, its on
With a new trick, just smile, wink and be gone
With the help of force ghosts, let the Empire burn
while they try to figure it out, it aint my concern
I'll tell you what Qui-Gon told me cause, go aheadd
switch the style up
If the Sith hate, then let em hate
and watch the rebellion pile up
And go watch and hide on the pile of mud
So we know where to send Luke if need be...

(chorus)
You can find me on Dagobah, pile full of mud
Obi-Wan take the boy to the world of twin suns
Once you're there, start talk' to Qui-Gon
So while on da run, with the force become one

[[Talking]
(laughing) "Don't try to act like you ain't know where talkin' to Qui-Gon came from. You all read the spoiler, just wait for da DVD sucka!"

 

just for a minute, lets all do the bump

bump, bump, bump

(come on, open the parody flood gates!)

 

how about the jefferson theme?

And we're moving on up
to the dark side
to that deluxe death star
in the sky


and we can't forget, republic Idiot, to the tune of of american idiot


Don't wanna be an republic idiot
join the sith to save padme
im vader, used to be anakin
up with the empire down wit the republic

welcome to a new kind dark side
what it takes to save your wife
and help bring mad man
to ultimate power
Darth plagus alone knew
but if we try we will too
if you kill the jedi

maybe its the end of the republic
palpatine is really sidious
now everyone do the imperial march
and sing along to the age of force lightning

dont wanna be a republic idiot
the chosen one joining the sith
all bow to lord sidious
to hell with the idiot republic

 

Okay, here's my first attempt: =)

Empire Reign (April Rain, by Corey Glover)

Sung by Obi-Wan:

There was a time, I thought our friendship would last
But clinging to the past, a fools game.
I guess I've got myself to blame.
If I knew then what I know now,
I'd never let you down,
Let you know,
How much I hurt you so.

Until the Sith starts being kind.
Until the Troops stop killing mine.
Until the Jedi calls out my name.
Just wanna live in this Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
Just wanna live in this Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
I wanna live in your Empire reign.

No one here, but me and your memories.
A guilt that keeps haunting me.
With your yellow eyes.
The one's that always made me cry.
As I sit here in this quiet room.
The thought of your ending doom.
That's all that's left.
The one that almost left you in death.

Until the Sith starts being kind.
Until the Troops stop killing mine.
Until the Jedi calls out my name.
Just wanna love in your Empire reign.
Until the stars turn out their lights.
When every thing wrong comes out right.
Tell me my cause was not in vain.
Just let me cry in your Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
Just let me cry in your Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
Please let me cry in this Empire reign.

All I have now is the lightsaber.
An elegant weapon.
For another time.
But all I've got to say is,

Until the Sith starts being kind.
Until the Troops stop killing mine.
Until the Jedi calls out my name.
Just wanna be in your Empire reign.
When every thing that's wrong is right.
Tell me I'm not going insane
Just let me die in your Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
Just let me die in your Empire reign
Oh reign, Oh reign.

I wanna live, wanna be, wanna die.
Die.

Just let me cry in your Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
Please let me be in your Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
Please let me stay in an Empire reign.
Oh reign, Oh reign.
Please let me be in an Empire reign.

 

To The Jedi (American Pie, by Don Mclean)

Sung by Anakin:

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how the Jedi used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make those people dance,
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But the Jedi Council made me shiver,
With every answer I delivered.
Bad news on the apprenticeship,
I couldn't take one more thing.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I heard about his kidnapped bride,
But something touched me deep inside,
The day,
My mother, died.
So...

CHORUS
Bye, bye,
To the Jedi.
Drove my speeder to the Temple,
But the Temple was dry.
And them younglings were practicing and trying to hide,
I started singing, this will be the day that you die, this will be the day that you die.

Did you write the rule about love,
And do you use the Force above,
If the Jedi tells you so?
And do you believe in the Sith Lord?
Can Windu save your pathetic goals?
And can you teach me how use the Dark Side?
Well, I know that you're upset with me,
Cuz you said this ain't how the Chosen One would be.
So kick off this lightsaber duel,
Cuz I dig those volcano blues!
Yeah, I was an angsty, whiny, teenage tyke,
With a blue lightsaber and a speeder bike,
But I knew I was out of luck,
The day,
My Padme, died.
I started singing...

Chorus
Bye, bye,
To the Jedi.
Drove my speeder to the Temple,
But the Temple was dry.
And them younglings were practicing and trying to hide,
I started singing, this will be the day that you die, this will be the day that you die.

Now, for some years, I've been on my own,
And Obi-wan won't even throw me a freaking bone.
But that's not how it ought to be.
When Count Dooku tried to kill the Queen,
With his droid army who were so mean,
And it all comes down to you and me.
And while the Republic was looking 'round,
The Emperor got his shiny crown.
The Senate was removed.
The New Order had emerged!
And while, Yoda preached on a lecture kick,
The Clone Troopers acted out Order 66,
And I rose back into the Darth,
The day,
The Jedi, died.
And all were singing...

Chorus
Bye, bye,
To the Jedi.
Drove my speeder to the Temple,
But the Temple was dry.
And them younglings were practicing and trying to hide,
I started singing, this will be the day that you die, this will be the day that you die.

I Force choked my girl,
Who cried the Jedi's blues.
And I wished for more happy news,
But she's done gone and passed away.
I went down to the Emperor's pad,
Where I'd felt the Force from years ago,
But the Man there said the Light Side wouldn't play.
And in the streets, the younglings screamed,
The Jedi died, and the Masters schemed.
But not a word was spoken, the Empire's plan was open.
And the one man I'd admired most,
That Kenobi, disappeared like a ghost,
I hated him of all the most.
The day,
The Republic, died.
And they were singing...

Chorus
Bye, bye,
To the Jedi.
Drove my speeder to the Temple,
But the Temple was dry.
And them younglings were practicing and trying to hide,
I started singing, this will be the day that you die, this will be the day that you die.

 

And for the last one... =)

Shush (Hush, by Angie Aparo)

Sung by Palpatine:

You've got it all,
The Jedi, they will crawl,
Away from your door, then they'll come back again.
But don't let them in,
Ignoring Qui-Gon Jinn.
Leaving their best student out in the cold.
You're a waste of a momma's boy,
It's a shame, they say,
There's so much, you know, you'll never enjoy,
Your secret love, they'll come to destroy.

There's a moment lost in time,
When they said "Shush, stay on the Light Side."
It's just the two of us.
You know that I,
You know I'll never say goodbye.

So, they smile for me.
It don't mean a thing.
It don't take away, the way it was before.
They're foolish and grown,
They should've known.
Yours was a world made for just my throne.
You're a waste of a momma's boy,
It's a shame, they say,
There's so much, you know, you'll never enjoy,
Your secret love, they'll come to destroy.

How many days can you take it, boy?
It's a shame, they say,
There's so much you'll never enjoy.
That secret love, you'll come to destroy.

There's a moment lost in time,
When they said "Shush, stay on the Light Side."
It's just the two of us.
Though they might try,

There's a moment lost in time,
When they said "Shush, stay on the Light Side."
It's just the two of us.
You know that I,
You know I'll never say goodbye.

 

"Mr.DARKside"

( sung to the tune of "Mr.Brightside" by The Killers)

I can't look it's killing me.
I'm taking control.
Jealously, leads to path of suffering.
I will make my master cry,
When I kill all the Jedi.
But it's just the price I pay.
Destiny was calling me.
Open up my evil eyes.
Cause I'm Mr.Darkside!


HAHAHA!

 

Dry Your Eyes-Obi Wan Kenobi (Chorus Qui-Gonn Jinn)

In one single moment your whole world can fall apart,
I stand there for a minute starin? straight up to the sky
Lookin? to the left slightly, then lookin? back down
World feels like it?s caved in ? proper sorry frown.
Couldn't you see where this path would lead us?
You've changed and you've can grown and we could have adjusted.
The wicked thing about us is we've always had trust
We even had an open apprenticeship, if you must .
I look at him he stares almost straight back at me
But his eyes glaze over like he?s lookin? straight through me
Then his eyes must have closed for what seems an eternity
When they open up he?s lookin? around for his feet


Dry your eyes mate
I know it?s hard to take but his mind has been made up
There?s plenty more Sith in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make him see how much this pain hurts
But you?ve got to walk away now
It?s over

So then I move my hand up from down by my side
It's shakin?, my life is crashin? before my eyes
Turn the hilt of his saber up to face the skies
Touch the ignition switch and let out a sigh
?Cause I can?t imagine my life without you and me
There?s things I can?t imagine doin?, things I can?t imagine seein?
It weren't supposed to be easy, surely
Please, please, I beg you please
He brings his eyes up towards where my hands rested
Locks his eyes on mine with the anger she?s cursed with
The fire peels away his flesh, he looks at me and then gestures
By reachin? out with the Dark Side, of the Force.

Dry your eyes mate
I know it?s hard to take but his mind has been made up
There?s plenty more Sith in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make him see how much this pain hurts
But you?ve got to walk away now
It?s over

And I?m just standin? there, I can?t say a word
?Cause everythin?s just gone
I?ve got nothin?
Absolutely nothin?

Tryin? to pull him close out of bare desperation
Put the force around him tryin? to change what he?s sayin?
Pull my head level with his so he might engage in
Look into his eyes to make him listen again
I?m not gonna *****n?, just *****n? leave it all now
?Cause you said it'd be forever and that was your vow
And you?re gonna let our Order simply crash and fall down
You?re well out of order now, this is well out of town
He looks away, my hands are tightly clamped round his sabre
Gently pushes me back with the force and looks at me straight
Turns to the Dark side so he?s now got his back to my face
Takes one slip forward, looks back, and then slips away


Dry your eyes mate
I know it?s hard to take but his mind has been made up
There?s plenty more Sith in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make him see how much this pain hurts
But you?ve got to walk away now
It?s over

I know in the past I?ve found it hard to say
Tellin? you things, but not tellin? straight
But the more I pull on your hand and say
The more you pull away

Dry your eyes mate
I know it?s hard to take but his mind has been made up
There?s plenty more Sith in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make him see how much this pain hurts
But you?ve got to walk away now
It?s over

 

Has anyone done No Doubt, I just thought this would be cool to do. It's for Anakin/Vader.

"Just a Sith" (parody of "Just a Girl" by No Doubt")

Take this black mask off my eyes
I'm exposed and Sid's not surprised
Don't you think I really hate sand
When I'm Force Chocking you with my hand?

'Cause I'm just a Sith, tall ol' me
Don't let me in you're sight
I'm just a Sith, all dark and stark
So don't me let in a fight
Ohhhh... I've had it up to here...

The moment that I step inside
So many reasons for Jedis to run and hide
I can't stand that Obi-Wan I call a friend
'Cause he's that Obi-Wan who'll kick my rearend...

'Cause I'm just a Sith, and I rather not be
'Cause they won't let me fly my tiefighter during a fight
I'm just a Sith, guess I look like some kind of freak
'Cause they all loose their wits and take flight
I'm just a Sith, take a good look at me
Just the ultimate sterotype
Ohhh... I had up to here
Ohhh... Is my breathing all that clear?

I'm just a Sith
I'm just a Sith in the world..
That's all Sid's gonna let me be...

I'm just a Sith living in a dark cavity
Sid's made feel kinda bummed
I'm just a Sith, what's my destiney?
The dark side is what I've becomed
I'm just a Sith, I need some apologies
What I've become is simply succumbed
I'm just a Sith, unlucky me
Not even Maul is a comparison

Oh... I've had it up to
Oh... I've had it up to
Oh... I've had it up to here

 

I'm not a rap fan but I wrote this to the intro of Eminem's Real Slim Shady.

Jedi:

Will the real menace please stand up?
Will the real menace please stand up?...ahhh!...ahhh!......ahhh!

Darth Sidious:

Y'all act like you've never seen a Sith before, three of you already on the floor, Master Yoda's not coming through the door, so you're getting your *** whipped like no Jedi before!