Song Parodies about Episode III

Okay, this is my first shot at this kinda thing... so go lightly :S

Its basically Tony Christie's 'Is This The Way To Amarillo', which has recently been re-released here in the UK... ANYWAY...

Anakin Skywalker - Is This The Way To Amidala?

La la la lala la lava
La la la lala la lava
La la la lala la lava

When the day is dawning
On a Mustafar morning
How I long to be home
With Padme who's waiting for me there

Nute Gunray, I killed just like that
Ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at

Is this the way to Amidala?
The gal who's gonna make me a father
I'm dreaming dreams of Amidala, my sweet Padme who waits for me

Show me the way to Padme
I've grown tired of hugging Palpy
Crying over my lady
My sweet Padme who waits for me

La la la lala la lava
La la la lala la lava
La la la lala la lava
And Padme who waits for me

There's some lava burning
To the Dark Side I've been turning
For my sweet Padme
I can't wait til I see her

Just beyond her navel, there's an open plain
And that thought keeps me going, after the Jedi I've slain

Is this the way to Amidala?
The gal who's gonna make me a father
I'm dreaming dreams of Amidala
My sweet Padme who waits for me

Here comes my Padme
Oh look she's brought Obi
Now I'm choking my girl Padme
The one carrying my baby

La la la lala la lava
La la la lala la lava
La la la lala la lava
And Padme who waits for me...

A little risque bit, and the ending is not too good, but meh, I ran outta ideas. And Moojieba, you're the God of this forum. I can't stop laughing at your Eminem parodies man!

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LMAO! I love it.

Oh, man, I love song parodies-- I have a whole thread of them I've made on the Fanfic board! (I was playing no-spoilers until the movie came out, though )

Here's one: (from Simon & Garfunkel's 'Like a Bridge over Toubled Water')

Like a Bridge Over Boiling Lava

Palpatine:
When you?re weary, nightmares fall,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
I?m on your side. when times get rough
And friends just can?t be found,
Like a bridge over boiling lava,
I will come on down,
Like a bridge over boiling lava,
I will save your life!

Obi:
When your wife is out,
When you feel the heat,
When Darkness makes you do
horrors I can't forget.
I?ll want your heart,
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over boiling lava,
I will spare your hide.
Like a bridge over boiling lava
I will spare your hide.

Padme:
Good bye silver girl,
Good bye boy.
Your father can't be found.
We'll send you on your way.
With you he'll hide,
If you need a friend
Obi-Wan is right behind.
Like a bridge over boiling lava,
There's a path to hope.
Like a bridge over boiling lava,
There is a new hope...

This is way too fun a thread to die. Apologies in advance for double posting...

UP!

(To the tune of "Longview" by my favorite band, Green Day)

"Darkview"

(Verse 1)

I sit and watch the hologram but no one's on,
Weild my saber for an hour or two
I think I'm going to be a Sith.
I'm sick of all this Jedi s***.
On the light side of the force
It's f***ing boring...

(Chorus)

Red sabers and evil eyes,
Take me away to paradise.
I'm gonna watch the Empire rise
and become a Sith!


(Verse 2)

Put me in that Vader suit
And get me breathin'.
I sure as hell can't do it by myself.
I don't think Obi Wan trusts me,
Although I got a council seat,
Won't make a master out of me
And it's insulting...


(Bridge)

I GOT NO MOTIVATION!
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION?
NO TIME FOR MOTIVATION!
I'LL BE PALPY'S CREAAATIONNNN!


(Verse 3)

Sit around and think of home, but no one's caring.
Call me pathetic, Call me what you will.
My mother said that I'd be fine
But I don't think that she was right
Cause now my legs are gone and I
am f***ing BURNING!!!

(Chorus)

Red sabers and evil eyes,
I thought it would be paradise.
Was so damn bored I lost my mind
And went to join Palpy by his side.
Red sabers and evil eyes,
Slipping away from paradise.
They said "He is the chosen one"
but it's just a myth.

but now i'm F***ing burning....

haha, that's hilarious

Does anyone think that Weird Al will do one?

Does anyone think that Weird Al will do one?

I was hoping he would. He should do one that encompases Ep II and III.

I love that Green Day parody. They are the best band out there right now!

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You Jedi find me offensive
I find you offensive for finding me offensive
hence if I should draw a line before the sith commences
if so to what extent, if any, should I go?
cause it's getting *expletive*
being on the council but also on the defensive
they say I caused extensive Dooku damage insted of just the maim
ask me to go to lengths this far at the Chancellor's expense
I say you're all just too got damn sensitive
it's treason and it's downright blasphemous
let's end this sith now cause I won't stand for this
and Mace Windu won't sit for this neither
and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
he used to be like a hero to me
even when he said I would not be trained
He was messin'Palpy up but his power was drained
and Palps must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
I cut off his hand and he got thrown out of sight
I helped killed Master Windu I killed Mace...Windu
and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy tonight
and turn demonic

(Chorus)
Cause i aint got no legs and I'm in pain
nice to meet you
hi my name is...
i forgot my name
my AIM was not to become what i became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil
my new name is...
Darth Vader

Now in the Jedi code says
thou shall not form attachments,get married
or have any kind of sex
unless of course you're the Chosen One and it's secret
then of course it's a plot device and needed
which isn't so bad as long as you get some Nabooty action
either before, during, or after performing the first act
which is normally reffered to as TPM defined by commonly known phrases
that are more used by today critics
in a more derogatory way
but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
let ask Padme
Padme
(what up?)
I got a question if i may
(yea)
is it okay to slaughter Tusken Raiders
(yea)
if you tell your girlfriend about it later
(yea)
but but i aint done yet
in AOTC you see us get married
but you don't ever see me tap that @$$
Now I did give her the force choke, but just what if
it was never meant to happen, it was just an accident
but then I tripped, fell, slipped and went in the lava
No more of Padme's teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
and I didn't mean it but Obi-Wan moved just a little bit
and I don't need to go into any more details
but if I didn't win does that mean I failed?
is that okay? I just need to clear things up
til then I'll just walk around with a mechanical strut because...

(Chorus)
Cause i aint got no legs and I'm in pain
nice to meet you
hi my name is...
i forgot my name
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil
my new name is...
Darth Vader

You Jedi find me offensive
I find you offensive...
$#!+ this is the same verse, I just did this
when am I gonna come to my good senses?
probably the day my son comes to my defenses
my heightened senses telling me Sidious is nearby
and my plan is to team with him and open up a whoop ass canister
got damnit Padme why won't you breathe
(yea) anyway
anyway I don't know how else to put it
killing is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy alright, and it's sure ironic
I'm iconic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
back flipped over Obi-Wan, he cut me up and walked away
waitng for Sidious to fly in and save me some way
he picked me up like garbage out the trash can
and flew my ass straight back to the Sith Medical Lab
with a cod piece, helmet and breathing that's intense
I had it all and it don't make no got damn sense
I just threw my whole life away and it didn't mean $#!+

(Chorus)
Cause i aint got no legs and I'm on a chain
nice to meet you
hi my name is...
i forgot my name
my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
my soul is possessed by this devil
my new name is...
Darth Vader

Yes Weird Al is going to another song, but according to interviews he likes to space them apart by about 20 years.


So while we wait here's another mere amature production.




Based off: The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

Which is here.... http://home.pacbell.net/chabpyne/lyrics.html








The Wreck Of The Grand Old Republic








The saga lives on from the Jawa on down
In the big space they call the galaxy
Space, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the tales of Vader came early
With a load of rot ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Grand Old Republic weighed empty.
That good state and true was a bone to be chewed
When the tales of Vader came early.



The state was the pride of the light side
Coming back from some deal at Corusant
As the big governments go, it was bigger than most
With a senate and good jedi well seasoned
Concluding some terms with a couple of steel bots
When they left fully loaded for Grievous.
And later that night when the droids chirp sang
Could it be the dark side they'd been feelin'?




The scream to the wise made a tattle-tale sound
And a guy broke over the table
And every knight knew, as the Windu did too,
T'was the sith of nimbler come killin'.
The night went late and the breakthrough had to wait
When the blades of young Ani came slashin'.
When afterwards came it was amazin' rain
Of the face of the hurried Windu




When proper time came, the old frog came on deck sayin'.
Fella, it's too rough to see ya.
At Seven P.M. the master jedi fell in, he said
Fellas, it's been good t'know ya
The Organa wired in they had clones comin' in
And the good state and temple was in peril.
And later that night when its lights went outta sight
Came the wreck of the grand Old Republic




Does any one know where the will of force goes
When the claps turn the republics to empires?
The grumblers all say they'd have made Palps pay
If they?d put fifteen more miles behind him.
Them Jedi might have split up or they might have capsized;
May have gone deep and took cover.
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the lives of the son and the daughter.




Lake Lava rolls, Vapors sing
In the rooms of its fire-water mansion.
Old Mustafar steams like a young man's dreams;
The islands and bays are for no man.
And farther lo, Padme goes
Takes in what the dreary can send her,
And the tire and woes as we all know
Pales to the Vader remembered.




In a shiny old hall at point they stayed,
In the space time senators' cruiser.
The Artoo chimed till it sang many times
For each man on the Grand Old Republic
The Saga lives on from the Jawa on down
In the big space they call the galaxy.
Space, they said, never gives up her dead
When the tales of Vader come early!

yalls songs arent good, there horrible.

Don't try to frighten us with your poor grammar lord vader.
It has not helped your construct a song parody or contributed anything useful to this thread.

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Enter Vader (to tune of Metallica's Enter Sandman)

You should have said your prayers little ones
You forgot my sons
I exclude no one
I took you out, so so out, with the will of the force
When Vader comes

You should have kept your eyes open
Holding your sabers tight....

(chorus)
Exit Light, Enter Night
I took Palpy's hand
and so were off to sithy, sithy land

Something wrong,not right there is no light
In the darkest of night
We drink to war, drink to liars, drink to lava and fire
And the Empire that is not right

You should have kept your eyes open
Holding your sabers tight....

(chorus)
Exit Light, Enter Night
I took Palpy's hand
and so were off to sithy, sithy land

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the empire is mine to keep
If I die in this armour before I wake
Pray palpatine my son will take

Hush little Lukie don't say a word
And never mind the Obi you heard
He's just a jedi with a big head
Who's never had a woman in bed!!

(chorus)
Exit Light, Enter Night
I took Palpy's hand
and so were off to sithy, sithy land

Exit

How 'bout this one? It's to the tune of Toby Keiths "You
Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This." It takes place during Episode 3, of course.

Enjoy

Mace Windu:
I got a funny feeling
The moment that your blade caught mine
When I saw that flash of light
My heart skipped a beat in time

There's a different feel in the Force tonight
It's got me worryin? about crazy things
Then somethin? shot right through me
It felt like electricity

You shouldn't attack me like this
Unless you mean it like that
Cause I'll just close my eyes
And I won't know where I'm at
We'll get lost in this duel
Spinnin' around
And around
And around
And around

Palpie?s watchin' us now
He thinks you can defeat me
I never would?ve thought he?s that dumb
When you attack me like this
I think you mean it like that
If you do, Ani, let us begin

Obi-Wan:
Everybody swears we make the perfect pair
But training is as far as it goes
Man, you've never fought me quite
The way you fought me tonight
I just wanted you to know
(Insert Jar Jar doing a wicked awesome guitar riff)
I just wanted you to know

Yoda (in ultra-deep, ultra-male voice) to Palpie:
You shouldn't fight me like this
Unless you mean it like that
Cause I'll just close my eyes
And I won't know where I'm at
And I?ll get lost in the Force
Flippin' around
And around
And around
And around

The Galaxy?s watchin? us now
They?re resting their hope in me
They'd never guess that you?re this tough
As I fight you like this
I know I?m loosin? like that
But I promise you?ll soon meet your end
Soon meet your end

Ok here is another.......

Based upon "Another One Bites The Dust"
By Queen







Another One Bites The Dust
By The Clones







;Mundi walks warily down the path,
With the saber pulled way down low
Ain??t no sound but the sound of our feet,
blaster guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for 66
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the barrelway the lazers rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I??m gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think we?re going to get along,
Without them, when their gone
They made us and everything that we had,
And kicked us out on our own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the barrelway the lazers rip
To the sound of the beat

Chorus

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can kill a jedi
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can blast him
You can shock him bad and leave him
When he??s down
But I??m ready, yes I??m ready for you
I??m standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the lazers rip
Repeating the sound of the beat