Song Parodies about Episode III

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith' started by kenwastinger, May 20, 2004.

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  1. Jedi_Master_Aaz Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 7, 2003
    Okay, this is my first shot at this kinda thing... so go lightly :S

    Its basically Tony Christie's 'Is This The Way To Amarillo', which has recently been re-released here in the UK... ANYWAY...

    Anakin Skywalker - Is This The Way To Amidala?

    La la la lala la lava
    La la la lala la lava
    La la la lala la lava

    When the day is dawning
    On a Mustafar morning
    How I long to be home
    With Padme who's waiting for me there

    Nute Gunray, I killed just like that
    Ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at

    Is this the way to Amidala?
    The gal who's gonna make me a father
    I'm dreaming dreams of Amidala, my sweet Padme who waits for me

    Show me the way to Padme
    I've grown tired of hugging Palpy
    Crying over my lady
    My sweet Padme who waits for me

    La la la lala la lava
    La la la lala la lava
    La la la lala la lava
    And Padme who waits for me

    There's some lava burning
    To the Dark Side I've been turning
    For my sweet Padme
    I can't wait til I see her

    Just beyond her navel, there's an open plain
    And that thought keeps me going, after the Jedi I've slain

    Is this the way to Amidala?
    The gal who's gonna make me a father
    I'm dreaming dreams of Amidala
    My sweet Padme who waits for me

    Here comes my Padme
    Oh look she's brought Obi
    Now I'm choking my girl Padme
    The one carrying my baby

    La la la lala la lava
    La la la lala la lava
    La la la lala la lava
    And Padme who waits for me...

    A little risque bit, and the ending is not too good, but meh, I ran outta ideas. And Moojieba, you're the God of this forum. I can't stop laughing at your Eminem parodies man! :D
  2. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    Jul 29, 2004
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  3. ShrunkenJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 26, 2003
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    Oh, man, I love song parodies-- I have a whole thread of them I've made on the Fanfic board! (I was playing no-spoilers until the movie came out, though ;))

    Here's one: (from Simon & Garfunkel's 'Like a Bridge over Toubled Water')

    Like a Bridge Over Boiling Lava

    Palpatine:
    When you?re weary, nightmares fall,
    When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
    I?m on your side. when times get rough
    And friends just can?t be found,
    Like a bridge over boiling lava,
    I will come on down,
    Like a bridge over boiling lava,
    I will save your life!

    Obi:
    When your wife is out,
    When you feel the heat,
    When Darkness makes you do
    horrors I can't forget.
    I?ll want your heart,
    When darkness comes
    And pain is all around
    Like a bridge over boiling lava,
    I will spare your hide.
    Like a bridge over boiling lava
    I will spare your hide.

    Padme:
    Good bye silver girl,
    Good bye boy.
    Your father can't be found.
    We'll send you on your way.
    With you he'll hide,
    If you need a friend
    Obi-Wan is right behind.
    Like a bridge over boiling lava,
    There's a path to hope.
    Like a bridge over boiling lava,
    There is a new hope...
  4. ShrunkenJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 26, 2003
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    This is way too fun a thread to die. Apologies in advance for double posting...

    UP!
  5. DarthSiren Jedi Master

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    Jun 25, 2002
    star 4
    (To the tune of "Longview" by my favorite band, Green Day)

    "Darkview"

    (Verse 1)

    I sit and watch the hologram but no one's on,
    Weild my saber for an hour or two
    I think I'm going to be a Sith.
    I'm sick of all this Jedi s***.
    On the light side of the force
    It's f***ing boring...

    (Chorus)

    Red sabers and evil eyes,
    Take me away to paradise.
    I'm gonna watch the Empire rise
    and become a Sith!



    (Verse 2)

    Put me in that Vader suit
    And get me breathin'.
    I sure as hell can't do it by myself.
    I don't think Obi Wan trusts me,
    Although I got a council seat,
    Won't make a master out of me
    And it's insulting...


    (Bridge)

    I GOT NO MOTIVATION!
    WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION?
    NO TIME FOR MOTIVATION!
    I'LL BE PALPY'S CREAAATIONNNN!


    (Verse 3)

    Sit around and think of home, but no one's caring.
    Call me pathetic, Call me what you will.
    My mother said that I'd be fine
    But I don't think that she was right
    Cause now my legs are gone and I
    am f***ing BURNING!!!

    (Chorus)

    Red sabers and evil eyes,
    I thought it would be paradise.
    Was so damn bored I lost my mind
    And went to join Palpy by his side.
    Red sabers and evil eyes,
    Slipping away from paradise.
    They said "He is the chosen one"
    but it's just a myth.





  6. Darth_Angel Jedi Knight

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    Aug 3, 2002
    star 1
    but now i'm F***ing burning....

    haha, that's hilarious
  7. ShrunkenJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 26, 2003
    star 5
  8. MrGeek Jedi Knight

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    Mar 13, 2005
    star 3
    Does anyone think that Weird Al will do one?
  9. JediLaura01 Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2001
    star 3
    Does anyone think that Weird Al will do one?

    I was hoping he would. He should do one that encompases Ep II and III.
  10. JEDI_KNIGHT_RAYEARTH Jedi Master

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    Mar 8, 2005
    star 1
    I love that Green Day parody. They are the best band out there right now!
  11. JOBOB_THE_HUTT Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2003
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    [image=http://www.education.theage.com.au/userimages/emine.jpg]

    You Jedi find me offensive
    I find you offensive for finding me offensive
    hence if I should draw a line before the sith commences
    if so to what extent, if any, should I go?
    cause it's getting *expletive*
    being on the council but also on the defensive
    they say I caused extensive Dooku damage insted of just the maim
    ask me to go to lengths this far at the Chancellor's expense
    I say you're all just too got damn sensitive
    it's treason and it's downright blasphemous
    let's end this sith now cause I won't stand for this
    and Mace Windu won't sit for this neither
    and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
    he used to be like a hero to me
    even when he said I would not be trained
    He was messin'Palpy up but his power was drained
    and Palps must have put a hex on him for later
    I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
    I cut off his hand and he got thrown out of sight
    I helped killed Master Windu I killed Mace...Windu
    and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy tonight
    and turn demonic

    (Chorus)
    Cause i aint got no legs and I'm in pain
    nice to meet you
    hi my name is...
    i forgot my name
    my AIM was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    my soul is possessed by this devil
    my new name is...
    Darth Vader

    Now in the Jedi code says
    thou shall not form attachments,get married
    or have any kind of sex
    unless of course you're the Chosen One and it's secret
    then of course it's a plot device and needed
    which isn't so bad as long as you get some Nabooty action
    either before, during, or after performing the first act
    which is normally reffered to as TPM defined by commonly known phrases
    that are more used by today critics
    in a more derogatory way
    but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
    let ask Padme
    Padme
    (what up?)
    I got a question if i may
    (yea)
    is it okay to slaughter Tusken Raiders
    (yea)
    if you tell your girlfriend about it later
    (yea)
    but but i aint done yet
    in AOTC you see us get married
    but you don't ever see me tap that @$$
    Now I did give her the force choke, but just what if
    it was never meant to happen, it was just an accident
    but then I tripped, fell, slipped and went in the lava
    No more of Padme's teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
    and I didn't mean it but Obi-Wan moved just a little bit
    and I don't need to go into any more details
    but if I didn't win does that mean I failed?
    is that okay? I just need to clear things up
    til then I'll just walk around with a mechanical strut because...

    (Chorus)
    Cause i aint got no legs and I'm in pain
    nice to meet you
    hi my name is...
    i forgot my name
    my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    my soul is possessed by this devil
    my new name is...
    Darth Vader

    You Jedi find me offensive
    I find you offensive...
    $#!+ this is the same verse, I just did this
    when am I gonna come to my good senses?
    probably the day my son comes to my defenses
    my heightened senses telling me Sidious is nearby
    and my plan is to team with him and open up a whoop ass canister
    got damnit Padme why won't you breathe
    (yea) anyway
    anyway I don't know how else to put it
    killing is the only thing that I'm good at
    I am the bad guy alright, and it's sure ironic
    I'm iconic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
    back flipped over Obi-Wan, he cut me up and walked away
    waitng for Sidious to fly in and save me some way
    he picked me up like garbage out the trash can
    and flew my ass straight back to the Sith Medical Lab
    with a cod piece, helmet and breathing that's intense
    I had it all and it don't make no got damn sense
    I just threw my whole life away and it didn't mean $#!+

    (Chorus)
    Cause i aint got no legs and I'm on a chain
    nice to meet you
    hi my name is...
    i forgot my name
    my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
    my soul is possessed by this devil
    my new name is...
    Darth Vader
  12. slobadog Jedi Master

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    Aug 28, 2002
    star 4
    Yes Weird Al is going to another song, but according to interviews he likes to space them apart by about 20 years.


    So while we wait here's another mere amature production.




    Based off: The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

    Which is here.... http://home.pacbell.net/chabpyne/lyrics.html








    The Wreck Of The Grand Old Republic








    The saga lives on from the Jawa on down
    In the big space they call the galaxy
    Space, it is said, never gives up her dead
    When the tales of Vader came early
    With a load of rot ore twenty-six thousand tons more
    Than the Grand Old Republic weighed empty.
    That good state and true was a bone to be chewed
    When the tales of Vader came early.



    The state was the pride of the light side
    Coming back from some deal at Corusant
    As the big governments go, it was bigger than most
    With a senate and good jedi well seasoned
    Concluding some terms with a couple of steel bots
    When they left fully loaded for Grievous.
    And later that night when the droids chirp sang
    Could it be the dark side they'd been feelin'?




    The scream to the wise made a tattle-tale sound
    And a guy broke over the table
    And every knight knew, as the Windu did too,
    T'was the sith of nimbler come killin'.
    The night went late and the breakthrough had to wait
    When the blades of young Ani came slashin'.
    When afterwards came it was amazin' rain
    Of the face of the hurried Windu




    When proper time came, the old frog came on deck sayin'.
    Fella, it's too rough to see ya.
    At Seven P.M. the master jedi fell in, he said
    Fellas, it's been good t'know ya
    The Organa wired in they had clones comin' in
    And the good state and temple was in peril.
    And later that night when its lights went outta sight
    Came the wreck of the grand Old Republic




    Does any one know where the will of force goes
    When the claps turn the republics to empires?
    The grumblers all say they'd have made Palps pay
    If they?d put fifteen more miles behind him.
    Them Jedi might have split up or they might have capsized;
    May have gone deep and took cover.
    And all that remains is the faces and the names
    Of the lives of the son and the daughter.




    Lake Lava rolls, Vapors sing
    In the rooms of its fire-water mansion.
    Old Mustafar steams like a young man's dreams;
    The islands and bays are for no man.
    And farther lo, Padme goes
    Takes in what the dreary can send her,
    And the tire and woes as we all know
    Pales to the Vader remembered.




    In a shiny old hall at point they stayed,
    In the space time senators' cruiser.
    The Artoo chimed till it sang many times
    For each man on the Grand Old Republic
    The Saga lives on from the Jawa on down
    In the big space they call the galaxy.
    Space, they said, never gives up her dead
    When the tales of Vader come early!
  13. lord_vader2005 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 10, 2005
    yalls songs arent good, there horrible.
  14. JOBOB_THE_HUTT Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2003
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    Don't try to frighten us with your poor grammar lord vader.
    It has not helped your construct a song parody or contributed anything useful to this thread.


    [image=http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/dvd/ep4/anh05_1.jpg]
  15. FORCE_JUNKIE Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 22, 2005
    Enter Vader (to tune of Metallica's Enter Sandman)

    You should have said your prayers little ones
    You forgot my sons
    I exclude no one
    I took you out, so so out, with the will of the force
    When Vader comes

    You should have kept your eyes open
    Holding your sabers tight....

    (chorus)
    Exit Light, Enter Night
    I took Palpy's hand
    and so were off to sithy, sithy land

    Something wrong,not right there is no light
    In the darkest of night
    We drink to war, drink to liars, drink to lava and fire
    And the Empire that is not right

    You should have kept your eyes open
    Holding your sabers tight....

    (chorus)
    Exit Light, Enter Night
    I took Palpy's hand
    and so were off to sithy, sithy land

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the empire is mine to keep
    If I die in this armour before I wake
    Pray palpatine my son will take

    Hush little Lukie don't say a word
    And never mind the Obi you heard
    He's just a jedi with a big head
    Who's never had a woman in bed!!

    (chorus)
    Exit Light, Enter Night
    I took Palpy's hand
    and so were off to sithy, sithy land

    Exit
  16. trekgamer Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 29, 2003
    How 'bout this one? It's to the tune of Toby Keiths "You
    Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This." It takes place during Episode 3, of course.

    Enjoy :D

    Mace Windu:
    I got a funny feeling
    The moment that your blade caught mine
    When I saw that flash of light
    My heart skipped a beat in time

    There's a different feel in the Force tonight
    It's got me worryin? about crazy things
    Then somethin? shot right through me
    It felt like electricity

    You shouldn't attack me like this
    Unless you mean it like that
    Cause I'll just close my eyes
    And I won't know where I'm at
    We'll get lost in this duel
    Spinnin' around
    And around
    And around
    And around

    Palpie?s watchin' us now
    He thinks you can defeat me
    I never would?ve thought he?s that dumb
    When you attack me like this
    I think you mean it like that
    If you do, Ani, let us begin

    Obi-Wan:
    Everybody swears we make the perfect pair
    But training is as far as it goes
    Man, you've never fought me quite
    The way you fought me tonight
    I just wanted you to know
    (Insert Jar Jar doing a wicked awesome guitar riff)
    I just wanted you to know

    Yoda (in ultra-deep, ultra-male voice) to Palpie:
    You shouldn't fight me like this
    Unless you mean it like that
    Cause I'll just close my eyes
    And I won't know where I'm at
    And I?ll get lost in the Force
    Flippin' around
    And around
    And around
    And around

    The Galaxy?s watchin? us now
    They?re resting their hope in me
    They'd never guess that you?re this tough
    As I fight you like this
    I know I?m loosin? like that
    But I promise you?ll soon meet your end
    Soon meet your end
  17. slobadog Jedi Master

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    Aug 28, 2002
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    Ok here is another.......

    Based upon "Another One Bites The Dust"
    By Queen







    Another One Bites The Dust
    By The Clones







    ;Mundi walks warily down the path,
    With the saber pulled way down low
    Ain??t no sound but the sound of our feet,
    blaster guns ready to go
    Are you ready, are you ready for 66
    Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
    Out of the barrelway the lazers rip
    To the sound of the beat

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust
    Hey, I??m gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust

    How do you think we?re going to get along,
    Without them, when their gone
    They made us and everything that we had,
    And kicked us out on our own

    Are you happy, are you satisfied
    How long can you stand the heat
    Out of the barrelway the lazers rip
    To the sound of the beat

    Chorus

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    There are plenty of ways you can kill a jedi
    And bring him to the ground
    You can beat him
    You can blast him
    You can shock him bad and leave him
    When he??s down
    But I??m ready, yes I??m ready for you
    I??m standing on my own two feet
    Out of the doorway the lazers rip
    Repeating the sound of the beat
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