Song Parodies about Episode III

OZZY RULES!

 

Short and sweet/Killing Me soflty/
Anakin sings after he exits the Chancellors office after converstion in AOTC:

Strumming my ego with his fingers, singing my praises with his words,
Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly with his song,
Drawing me to the Dark side with his words, killing me softly with his song.


I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,
And so I came to see the Chancellor and listen for a while.
And there he was this old man, a father figure in my eyes,
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly with his song, telling
my whole life with
his words, killing me softly with his song.


I felt all flushed with fever,
embarrassed by Obi Wan, I felt the Chancellor understood and ,gave me advice like I was his real son,
I prayed that his words of comfort, would indeed one day come true,
but being greater than Yoda seems like alot to do,

Easing my pain softly with his song,
drawing Vader to his side with his words,
killing Anakin softly with his song,
with his song.....

DC

 

Puppy that was great. now if we could use something for Mr Crowley

 

I guess I should state publicly that my previous posts were in no way an attempt to bash Darth Sapient.
I actually started doing that one as an Anakin parody but the spirit of Eeth overtook me and I wanted to make some fun out of it.

Appologies for anyone who may have been or will be offended when they ready that snappy schnizzle.

 

Generals gathered in their masses,
just like Sith at black masses.
Evil minds that plot destruction,
sorcerers of Death Star construction.
In the fields the clones are burning,
as the war machine keeps turning.
Death and hatred to Jedi,
poisoning Ani's brainwashed mind.
Oh Sith lord, yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away.
They only started the war.
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the Jedi, yeah.

Time will tell on their power minds,
making galactic war just for fun.
Treating Senators just like pawns in chess,
wait till Cosen One's day comes, yeah.

Now in darkness Mustafar turning,
ashes where Ani's body's burning.
No more War Pigs have the power,
Hand of The Emperor has struck the hour.
Day of judgement, Yoda's calling,
on their knees the Jedi crawling.
Begging mercies for their sins,
Sidious, laughing, spreads his power.
Sith lord, yeah!

 

Black Sabbath
War Pigs

Greivous gathered with his masses
just like sith witches at black masses
evil Palp that plots destruction
sorcerer of Vader's construction
in the fields the droids burning
as the sith revenge keeps turning
death and hatred to Jedi
poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!

Palpatine hides himself away
he only started the war
Why should he go out to fight?
he leave that role to the droids

Time will tell on his power mind
killing jedi just for fun
Treating Jedi just like pawns in chess
Wait 'till his judgement day comes, yeah!

Now in darkness, world stops turning
ashes where Anakin's burning
No more Jedi of the power
Hand of Emporer has struck the hour
Day of judgement, Vader is calling
on their knees, the rebels crawling
Begging mercy for her life
Vader, laughing, Chokes his wife

OH LORD YEAH!

 

WOW, 2 for 2. Nice one, guys.

 

Is it great minds or sick minds that think alike?

 

Laughs. Woops, well there you go.

What are the odds?

 

OZZY RULES!

 

I think you too are kindred spirits- WOW!

 

Sung to the tune of Brick House by the Commodores:

He?s a Sith-Darth
He?s mighty mighty, Force chokin? them all about,
He?s a Sith-Darth
The Lord is stacked, and that?s a fact,
Ain?t holdin? nothing back.

He knows he?s got every source
A Dark Lord needs to wield the Force,
How can he lose, with what he use?
6 foot 5, sakes alive, he?s Dark Side of course.

He?s a Sith-Darth
He?s mighty mighty, Force chokin? them all about,
He?s a Sith-Darth
The Lord is stacked, and that?s a fact,
Ain?t holdin? nothing back.

The cape he wears, his saber blade,
Make an old man wish for his Jedi days,
He knows he?s built, and he likes carbon freeze,
Sure enough to bring a man to his knees.

He?s a Sith-Darth
He?s mighty mighty, Force chokin? them all about,
He?s a Sith-Darth
The Lord is stacked, and that?s a fact,
Ain?t holdin? nothing back.

 

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Foh'shizzle JobizzleBizzle!

Intro: Dre

*ship's engines*
Heah hah hah!
I'm serious rebel one of y'all rebel'z got this X-wing up
Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this Mutha' Porkins!

Steady long, steady long rebel

Verse One: Snoop

With so much drama from the 3P0
It's kinda hard bein Snoop R-2-D-2
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky lil'rockets
And savin' the day
May I, pick a couple locks or three (yeah)
and, save a few friends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two early warnings, and my ship's still a going,
cause we're going home!
I got switches in the front of me switchin' it on
and, they ain't workin' til the 'straining bolt is gone, So.. what you wanna do, bleeeep
I got a socket that'll shock you , I'm you're homeboy, R2
So turn off the lights I'll show you more
But (but what) Look down on the floor,
So we gonna go save your 'sis
P's up, Jedis
down, while you other rebels bounce to this

Chorus: repeat 2X

Whistle, pop, pop, bleep, C3P0, I'm you're homeboy R2
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Verse Two:

Now, that, I got me some Anakin,
Everybody up in up, but they don't trust him
Now his shoulder's chipped, happens all the time
You gonna to get yours but fool get in line
Everyone is diein' from the big D-V
He got the swingin lightsaber that decapitated 'bi
who whistles, and I f'n bleep
As I tow something heavy to the middle of the street
and get to savin' his wife name Padme(Padme?)
She used to be the homeboy's lady (Japor Snipet?)
Cut off at the knee, when he tested Obi
Gonna wipe my memory...
W-H-A-T!, now your breathis a wheeze
Spoil-eees!,
as I mob with the JOBOB, 'Ficial Fattie!

Chorus
Whistle, pop, pop, bleep, C3P0, I'm you're homeboy R2
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
(bleeop!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Whistle, pop, pop, bleep, C3P0, I'm you're homeboy R2
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]


Verse Three:

Later on that day
My homey Pad-Me came through with a gang to save the day.
She was saved by me, robotic rockets...that finally broke
Ship, this ain't no joke
I had to lift up off of there, the set the ship down
Twins Today? I'm on it, yeah Obi Wan's in now
But it ain't no stoppin, I'm still poppin
Padme's sending Luke to live with Be-ru and Owen
And Obi, now living in a rock
Workin' for a Hutt, Eeth's beatin' up all the cops
Thank you All!, I'm out the do'
And I'll be

Chorus: repeat 2X

Whistle, pop, pop, bleep, C3P0, I'm you're homeboy R2
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
(bleeop!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Whistle, pop, pop, bleep, C3P0, I'm you're homeboy R2
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

 

The Beatles
Strawberry Fields



Let me skip this scene, 'cos I'm not watching Naboo fields
Nothing is real, not even the waterfalls
Naboo Fields never

Watching is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard watch the whole cow riding bit, it doesn't sink well with me
Let me skip this scene, 'cos I'm not watching Naboo Fields
Nothing is real, not even the floating pear
Naboo Fields never



ect ect

 

Beatles. Nice one Puppy. You have shown a good range of musical taste to go from Ozzy to the fab four.

 

Thanks

I would have finished but since it's kind of off topic anyways.. and the lyrics get a little repitive..

This whole thread is funny. Good job all.

 

Star Wars Rapsody (Queen's Bohemian Rapsody) some of the original song made sense in the parody. hope you guys enjoy.

Anakin singing:

Episode I

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught a ride with a Jedi
Met a guy named Obi
Opened my eyes
Looked up and saw Padme
I'm just a poor boy, I have an ability
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the force goes,
doesn't really matter to me, to me

Episode II

Mama, just killed a tusken man
Put a lightsaber against his head
Flipped the button, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and taken the dark ways.
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to have you die.
I wont come back to Tat this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if Jedi really matter

Episode III

Too late, my time has come
Sends wires down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye every Jedi - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and embrace the darkside
Mama, ooo - (anyway the force goes)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpantine, Palpantine, will you use the force and save me
Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening to Mace
ObiWan, ObiWan
ObiWan, ObiWan
ObiWan Kenobi- die

But I'm just a poor boy and Padme loved me
He's just a poor boy from a slaved family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
The Empire! No - we will not let you go - let him go The Empire! We will not let you go - let him go
The Empire! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Obiwan, Obiwan, Obiwan, let me go
Palpantine has a suit put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can cut me and cut out my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me Padme
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right off of Naboo
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Jedi's really dont matter
Anyone can see
Jedi really dont matter- Jedi dont matter to me
Anyway the force goes...

 

^^^You win. That's great.

 

Star Wars Love!

Star Wars , knows how to party.
Star Wars , knows how to party...
In the city of Coruscant,
In the city of good ole Mos Eisley,
In the temple, Temple of the Jedi,
We keep it rockin'. we keep it rockin'...

Dr. Sidious:

Now let me welcome everybody to the Dark, Dark-side,
A state that's untouchable like Dooku's fly ride.
The lightning hits your eardrum like a sabre to your chest.
Pack a vest for your Obi in the city of the Sith.
In that Imperial state with a bomb @$$ Sith beat,
The galaxy where ya never find a Jedi aroun',
And the Sith be on a mission for little Yoda green.
Lean mean Force making machines, servin fiends.
I've been in the game for 1000 years making Sith tunes,
Ever since Twi'Leks was wearing sassons.
Now its '05 and they clock and watch me.
Lightnin's shining,
Lookin' like I robbed Liberace.
Its all good in the Cantina every day.
Your apprentice is the bomb if he's makin' Jedi pay (uh)
Throw up a finger if you feel the same way.
Sids putting it down for Coruscant-yeah...

Coruscant (coruscant), knows how to party (knows how to party)
Coruscant (galactic core), know how to party... (That's right)
In the city (city) of Palpy, city of Palpy...
In the city of good old Mos Eisley, good old Mos Eisley...
In the temple, Temple of the Jedi(temple of Jedi)...
We keep it rockin', (keep it rockin') We keep it rockin'...

Yeah, yow make it shake, come on...
Shake it, shake it baby.
Shake, shake it, (shake it baby)
Shake, shake it Mama.
Shake it Padme.
Shake it Aayla...
Shake, shake it baby...
That's right!
Shake, shake it baby.
Shake, shake it Mama.
Shake it Padme!

Ani:

Out on the Border,
Fresh outta the Jedi Order.
Coruscant Dreamin',
Soon as I step on the scene
I'm hearin' Twi'Leks screamin'.
Fiendin' for Power and Order -
The life of a Sith Lord playah.
When Jedi die, its on ball.
Only in Star Wars will we riot, not rally, so live and die.
In Coruscant where we gear sabre's, not blaster's.
(Yeah, that's right... uh)
Dressed in capes and black @$$ suits, and chokin' is what we do.
Flossin', but have caution - we collide with Jedi foo's...
Famous because we throw jams - galaxy wide.
Let 'em recognize from Alderan to Tatooine.
Bumpin' and grindin' like a slow jam,
Its Dark-side, so you know the Sith won't bow down to no Jedi man!
Say what you did but give me that bomb beat from Sids...
Let me serenade the streets of Coruscant!
From Alderaan to Geonosis town...
The outworld Arena and back down...
Coruscant is where they put their Mack down.
Give me love!

Coruscant (coruscant) knows how to party (aint no doubt)
Coruscant(do do do do) knows how to party.
C'mon, baby...
In the city (Mos Espa) of Tatooine...
In the city of good old Bespin,
That's right...
In the city, city of Bespin,
We keep it rockin', keep it rockin'. We keep it rockin'...

Yeah, Yeah...

Dr. Sids: Now make it shake... Ahhh...

Shake, shake, shake it baby.
Ahhh
Shake, shake, shake it baby.
Yeah...
Shake, shake it Mama.
Shake it Padme,
Shake it Aayla!
Shake, Shake it baby,
Shake it Padme!
Shake, shake it...
Ahhh
Shake, shake it Mama.
Dark Side!
Shake it Padme...
Ahhh! Yeah, ahhh...
Ahhh

Dr. Sids: Dark Side in the house, ahhh!

Yeah
Kamino... Kamino definately in the house.
Naboo, yeah, Naboo...

Ani:
Eh, You know Coruscant up in this...

Yavin, where you at?
Yeah, Endor...
Endor always up to no good.
Even Georg Lucas tryin' to get a piece of that...
Utapau, Utapau, where you at?
Yeah...

Throw it up y'all! Throw it up! Throw it up!
I can't see ya...

Coruscant Love...

Let's show these foo's how we do it on this Dark-side...
'Cause you and I know its the best side!

Yeah, that's right...
Dark Side, Dark Side...
Ahhh! Coruscant love!
Coruscant love, yeah...

Coruscant knows how to party.... Yeah....

 

N.W.A. STRAIGHT OUTA COMPTON

Straight out of coruscant
A young jedi named Anakin,
Palps wants a bodyguard so I'm watchin him
When I'm called off,
I throw my robe off,
ignite my saber and younglins are hauled off.
You too Obi if you f&$# with me
Padame is gonna have ta come and get me
Off your A@#
That's how I'm going out
The jedi order yo! I'm trown out
Yoda starts to mumble
he wants to rumble
Sidious mixes him in a pot like gumbo
And Grievous gonna like that
With a staff, thats pointed at you a@$
So give it smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a slaughter move
It's Vader out to keep you dancin'
With a crime record like Charles Manson
Yo, Lightsbers are the move
Do not make me force choke you and act a fool
Me you obi can go toe to toe no maybe
I'm knocin jedi out the box daily
Your a youngling monthly and weekly
Until Yoda sees clearly
That I'm down with the captial PALP
Boy you can't mess with me
So when your in Coruscant you better duck
cause Darth Vader is crazy as f$%^
So as you go into hiding believe I'm a hater
but when I come back yo I'm commin back as VADER VADER VADER

 

Jarcania- That was flawless, ouch! Great Job!
I hang my head in shame. JoBOB greatness again as well!

DC

 

Good one Jarcania!

Big Balls AC/DC

Well im upper class in the Jedi society
The sith are know for evil noteriety
I always practice my techniques my saber isnt small
Qui Gonn went and died that day but I killed Darth Maul.

I killed Darth Maul I killed Darth Maul
yes I cut him in half and he took a big fall
I couldnt help Qui Gonn cause of the force field wall
But I killed the sith apprentice best of them all.

Now my saber's always ready and my mission sceduele full
Yoda sends me off and sends my off again
This was my big trial so you can do the math
Everybody knows i simply sliced his a** in half

Oh I killed darth Maul I killed Darth Maul
Oh watching him fall I was having a ball
Could she kill darth maul? could he kill darth maul?
Cause i killed that tatto face best of them all

 

k, here's a rather corny one, i think y'all can figure out what the tune is

Here?s a story of a sith named Palpy
Who was carrying out a very evil plan
which was to rule the entire galaxy
but there was one group in the way

Here's the story, of a jedi named yoda,
Who was a master with great jedi power
he was strong, with the light side of the force
yet his mind was clouded

Till the one day when this jedi met this sith,
They both knew that they must battle to the death
for the fate of the galaxy rested on the outcome
That's the way they became the fighting masters.
The fighting masters, The fighting masters.


That's the way they became the fighting masters.

 

Jarcania,
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If this hits 10 pages, you think we can get it to be an Official thread?

We need to get Neo and crew in here. I bet they can throw down some good ones.