Challenge Song Parody Challenge ~ Challenge 7: Wormie - Congrats TheMacUnleashed!!

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  1. Jedi_Perigrine Force Ghost

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    Apr 22, 2008
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    Looks like we hit a speed bump. Might I suggest a different topic? :D
  2. GuNgAnFaN3090 Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 16, 2008
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    I couldn't think of anything. I did however write two more Song Parodies. Hopefully one will work for an upcoming challenge.
  3. Commander-DWH Shiny Costuming & Props Manager

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    I love parodies as much as the next person, but I really had nothing for this one. Poor Ric Olie. :(
  4. Song_Parody_Sock Jedi Knight

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    Mar 1, 2009
    Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I wasn't dead, and neither was this thread; my finals are coming up. :oops:

    Soooo...moving forward. The next challenge is to write a song about the smooth-talking, fast-shooting (or first-shooting:p ) smuggler named...Han Solo! You've got approximately one week before voting begins. Good luck, and may the hokey religions be with you! ;)
  5. GuNgAnFaN3090 Jedi Grand Master

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    I tried and failed. :( I won't be making this challenge either. :_|
  6. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Which only leaves the question whether you can turn 'The Ballad Of The Man They Call Jayne' into 'The Ballad Of The Man They Call Han'. 8-}
  7. Jedi_Perigrine Force Ghost

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    Apr 22, 2008
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    Rockin. Lemme get my Solo on and see what I can come up with!
  8. Jedi_Perigrine Force Ghost

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    My apologies to Frank Sinatra and "The Girl from Ipanema"; I bring to you...The Man from Corellia

    Tall and tan, and swave and charming,
    The man from Corellia goes out spacing
    And when he passes, the Imperials groan--Rrrrrgh!

    When he flies, he flies so perfectly,
    The Falcon zooms near uncatchable
    That when he passes, each Hutt he passes goes--oooohh!

    (oooooh) but I watch him so sadly,
    A cargo run ended real badly,
    The imps jumped on Han so madly,
    But the spice floated off into space,
    Now anger marks Hutt and Imp face.

    Tall and tan and swave and charming
    The Man from Corellia goes out spacing
    And with a sly wink and a friendly Wookiee,
    He charms his way right past me.
  9. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Okay, for all those among us who don't know 'The Ballad of the Man Called Jayne', follow the link.
    And watch Firefly, no really.[face_not_talking]


    The Ballad of the man they Call Han

    Han, the man they call Han

    He robbed from Jabba
    What a poor choice Han
    Shot down Greedo
    And helped Obi-Wan
    Our love for him now
    Ain't hard to explain
    The hero of Star Wars
    The man they call Han

    Our Han saw the rebels righteous cause
    He saw the rebels lament
    And he saw the Empire takin'
    Every freedom that we ever had
    So he said "you can't do that to the people"
    He said "you can't crush them under your heel
    So Han got out the Falcon
    With only one shot
    He blasted Darth Vader out of the sky

    He joined the rebellion
    A smuggler no more
    Stood up to Darth Vader
    And gave him what for
    Our love for him now
    Ain't hard to explain
    The hero of Star Wars
    The man they call Han

    Now here is what separates heroes
    From common folk like you and I
    The man they call Han
    Turned around the Falcon
    And let fire rain down from the sky
    He shot down one of the pilots
    And he got Darth Vader, too
    The man they call Han
    Made sure the Death Star blew
    up - and headed out for the stars

    He joined the rebellion
    A smuggler no more
    Stood up to Darth Vader
    And gave him what for
    Our love for him now
    Ain't hard to explain
    The hero of Star Wars
    The man they call Han
  10. Song_Parody_Sock Jedi Knight

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    Mar 1, 2009
    Nice work, both of you! =D=

    You've got about 48 hours to PM your votes. Good luck! :D
  11. GuNgAnFaN3090 Jedi Grand Master

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    star 5
  12. KotORBF2Female_Revan Jedi Grand Master

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  13. TheMacUnleashed Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 2, 2009
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  14. Song_Parody_Sock Jedi Knight

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    And the winner is...






    ...MsLanna!! =D= =D= =D=

    Congrats from all of us!!! :D


    Are you ready for your next challenge?! Well, are you?! :p

    Good!

    Your next challenge is to write a song about...the greatest character of all time...Qui-Gon Jinn! You've got about a week to post it. Good luck, and may the Force be with you!! [face_dancing]
  15. Jedi_Perigrine Force Ghost

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    Congrats, MsLanna! =D= Good job!

    Now, what on Earth can I do with Qui-Gon...? [face_thinking]
  16. TheMacUnleashed Jedi Grand Master

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  17. TheMacUnleashed Jedi Grand Master

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    Apologies for posting twice in a row... sorry!
    Also, I'm most sorry in regards to Pink Floyd and 'Goodbye Blue Sky'

    Ooh, ooh,
    Ooh, ooh,
    Ooh, ooh,

    He- he- he was one of the enlightened ones
    He- he- he could always keep his calm
    He- he- he would never wonder why the Force would twist and swelter
    When the premise of a brave young boy
    Arose beneath his clear blue eyes

    Ooh, ooh,
    Ooh, ooh,

    He- he-he could feel the Living Force
    He- he-he could always hear its call
    The flames will soon be gone
    But his name lingers on
    Goodbye, my Qui

    Goodbye, my Qui
    Goodbye
    My Qui?
  18. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    w00t?
    Thank you. :eek: [face_blush] :D

    Gotta skip this one, though, can't think of any thing about Jinn.[face_blush]
  19. Jedi_Perigrine Force Ghost

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    Apr 22, 2008
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    Ok so I thought about it and concentrated hard, but I couldn't come up with anything worth posting. But for what it's worth, Mac, you got my vote. :D Great job!
  20. GuNgAnFaN3090 Jedi Grand Master

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    Okay, I did do something. I hope you like it. Set to Dierks Bentley's "Sideways". Here is a Link to Sideways Sorry it's so long... [face_whistling]


    Qui-Gon Jinn - What Can I Say?

    Qui-Gon, Jinn?s the name,
    My hair and beard are far from tame.
    But I sure do got some style.

    Obi and I, we sure do rock,
    With those silly droids we like to mock.
    Mace Windu thinks I?m wild!

    And it?s: hey there my voice is low,
    I?m kriffing hot from head to toe.
    Inside me, the force does flow,
    I shoved my saber is Gunray?s door.

    A Gungan and I went into town,
    I told him not to make a sound.
    Man it?s been a really long day,
    Defying the council, what can I say?

    What can I say?

    Anakin, my hands are tied,
    I want you to learn by my side.
    So watch me ?til your eyes are sore.

    Don?t worry kid, I got your back,
    ?Drop Anakin? we?re under attack!
    Raise the ship, I?m getting? bored!

    And it?s: hey there my voice is low,
    I?m kriffing hot from head to toe.
    Inside me, the force does flow,
    I shoved my saber in Gunray?s door.

    Darth Maul stabbed me and I went down,
    Man, I could hardly make a sound.
    Guys it?s been a really long day,
    Defying the council, what can I say?

    What can I say?

    Hey now, my voice is low,
    *Hey now, my voice is low.*
    I?m kriffing hot from head to toe.

    I shoved me saber in?

    *What?*

    I shoved my saber in?

    *What?*

    I shoved my saber in Gunray?s door!

    Hey now, my voice is low,
    I?m kriffing hot from head to toe.
    Inside me, the force does flow,
    I shoved my saber in Gunray?s door.

    Darth Maul stabbed me and I went down,
    Man, I could hardly make a sound.
    Guys it?s been a really long day,
    Defying the council, what can I say?

    What can I say?
    What can I say?
    What can I say?

    Qui-Gon, Jinn?s the name,
    My hair and beard are far from tame.

    THE END
  21. Seremela Jedi Knight

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    Jul 12, 2008
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    :eek: Mouth drops open in complete awe

    Wow, gungan, that's GREAT!

    Actually I'm in awe of all of you who can do this and I love all your songs, but this one is the icing on the cake for me :D (Okay, the fact that it's about Qui-Gon miiiight have me slightly biased [face_whistling] [face_laugh] )


  22. Song_Parody_Sock Jedi Knight

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    Mar 1, 2009
    I know something you can do with Qui-Gon...;)

    Yes, Sere, I agree!! :D Great work, guys! Those are some fantastic Qui songs! [face_love]

    You've got about three days to get those votes in!
  23. Song_Parody_Sock Jedi Knight

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    Mar 1, 2009
    And the winner is...


    TheMacUnleashed!!! =D= =D= =D=


    :D Congrats from all of us!! :D


    For our next challenge, write a song about Luke Skywalker! You have approximately a week. Good luck!! :D
  24. GuNgAnFaN3090 Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 16, 2008
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    Congrats TheMacUnleashed!!! =D=
  25. TheMacUnleashed Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 2, 2009
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    Thanks, GuNgAn! I'm actually pretty surprised that I won; I really liked what you did. As for this next one... hmm...
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