Songs that remind you of the JC, take 3.1

Thinking of 'When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie' reminds me of the JC.

Hmm... Cheese and Tomato.

 

Not much had to be changed to "She Said, She Said":

She said I know what it's like to be banned
I know what it is to be sad
And she's making me feel like I've never logged on

I said who put all the things in your thread
Things that make me feel like I'm mad
And you're making me feel like I've never logged on

She said you don't understand what I said
I said no, no, no you're wrong
When I was a newb', everything was right
Everything was right

I said even though you know what you know
I know that I'm ready to leave
'Cause you're making me feel like I've never logged on

She said you don't understand what I said
I said no, no, no you're wrong
When I was a newb', everything was right
Everything was right

She said
I know what it's like to be banned
I know what it is to be sad
I know that it's like to be banned

 

"Good Day Sunshine"

Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums

I needed a laugh, a place to go hang out
So when I found the JC, I gave out a happy shout
I felt good, in a special way
I registered, it was a special day

Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums

I started a thread, but jasman locked it down
I did my best to try and change that frown

Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums

I became part of the community
I loved posting there at JC
It felt good, so why'd I let it end so bad?
I'm not proud of getting my name banned

Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums
Good day forums

 

"And Your Bird Can Sing"

You say you've got everything you want
And your post can sing
But you don't get me
No, you don't get me

You say you've seen ObiWannaCracker
And your post is green
But you can't see me
No, you can't see me

When your prized Communications
starts to weigh you down
Look in my direction
I'll be 'round, I'll be 'round

When your post is broken
will it bring you down
You may be awoken
I'll be 'round, I'll be 'round

You tell me that you've read every thread there is
And your post can swing
But you can't hear me
No, you can't hear me

 

"For No One"

Your day breaks, your mind aches
You find that all the posts
of kindness linger on
When the JC no longer needs you
It's morning, there's posting
The users take their time and
don't feel they have to hurry
The JC no longer needs you

And in the threads, you see nothing
No sign of what you did for all those years
Memories for no one
A longing that shatters you to tears

You want to post, you need to post
And yet you don't believe it
When they say the past is dead
You think they need you

And in the threads, you see nothing
No sign of what you did for all those years
Memories for no one
A longing that shatters you to tears

You stay home, try once more
A member posts that long ago she knew someone
but now he's gone
She doesn't need him
Your day breaks, your mind aches
There will be times when all the posts
you remember will fill your head
You won't forget them

And in the threads, you see nothing
No sign of what you did for all those years
Memories for no one
A longing that shatters you to tears

 

"Doctor Robert"

Click, my friend I said you'd PM
Mod Chyren
Ljutefisk or SPAM, he'll post it all
Mod Chyren

Mod Chyren
You'll be a new and better man
He'll help you to understand
He eats everything he bans
Mod Chyren

If you make him frown he'll beat you up
Mod Chyren
Make you take a drink from his special cup
Mod Chyren

Mod Chyren
He's a mod you must believe
Helping anyone in need
No one's ass can say "PANTS" like
Mod Chyren

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll spank you
Mod Chyren

My friend works for TFN
Mod Chyren
Don't pay money just to ban yourself
Mod Chyren

Mod Chyren
You'll be a new and better man
He'll help you to understand
He eats everything he bans
Mod Chyren

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll spank you
Mod Chyren

Click, my friend I said you'd PM
Mod Chyren
Mod Chyren

 

a redone verison of pink floyd "wish you were here"

so.. so you think you can tell.. a newbie from an oldie?

filled posts from pain?

can you tell a green field from the cold jccccc

a smile from a thread?

do you think you can tell how they got u to join? your here and forgotten, hard posts and dreamssss hard posts and the meannnnnn modssss have you tied up in chains did you exchange pics to be unbanned? with now broken posts

how i wish how i was some one would come to my poasssttt

im just one lost soal swimmin in the JCccc year after year runnin over the same ol thread findin the same ol possst

wish some one would come here..

 

Mrs. Robinson


Here's to you Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know...

//cries

 

Good ones, SotS. Especially "For No One." ( )

 

Laugh all you want, here's my best shot.

Whenever, Wherever by Shakira

Lucky you registered that long ago
so I could boast about you

Lucky that I love message boards
and for the lucky fact of theforce.net's existance.

Baby, I would climb the Andes
to see your post count.

Never could imagine there were
that many ways to post something.

Lol lol lol lol lol lol.. lol lol lol lol lol lol.. can't you see.. i'm jealous?

(Chorus)
Whenever, Wherever
we're meant to be together.
I'll be online and you'll be near
and that's the deal my dear.

Thereover, hereunder
you'll never have to wonder
we can always play by PM
but that's the deal my dear.

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
but use acronyms like a h4x0r
Lucky that my posts are small and
humble so you don't confuse me
with a n00b.

Lucky I got strong legs like my mother
to run for cover when I need it
and these two eyes that for no other
after I get banned, will cry a river.

Lol lol lol lol lol lol.. think out loud.. post it again
Lol lol lol lol lol lol.. tell me one more time that you'll make me a moderator..

Whenever, Wherever
we're meant to be together.
I'll be online and you'll be near
and that's the deal my dear.

Thereover, hereunder
You've got me head over heels
there's nothing left to fear
If you really make me a moderator.


Be honest, it's horrible, isn't it???


Shakira es mi especia colombiana

 

No, you did good. Now I'd like to see you try the Spanish version.

 

I actually thought about this. Sort of how the JC is so important so so many of us:

The Get Up Kids - "Ten Minutes"
"Ten Minutes"

ten minutes to downtown, is ten minutes too far
when my friends all say i'm crazy,
maybe i'm being selfish
maybe i'm just scared
don't be gone when i get home... i need you there
if i had to explain it i wouldn't know were to start
it's like you're falling in love, while i just fall apart
ten minutes to downtown is ten minutes too far
when my hartis saying you're crazy maybe things are getting better... maybe
things aren't so bad
don't be gone when i get home... you're all i have
if i had to explain it,
i wouldn't know where to start
its like you're falling in love while i just fall apart
pockets empty, how can you tell me
that everything will work out...
a pointless fight when you're always right
and everything will work out
sometimes, i miss you more whenever i'm at home
i've been home all summer... now i'm leaving you alone
pockets empty, how can you tell me that everything will work out...
a pointless fight when you're always right and
everything will work out

 

You're on, SotS! The Spanish one is my all time favorite. I have an AIM screenname named after it!



Shakira es mi especia colombiana

 

Heh, cool.

"I Want to Tell You"

I want to tell you
My thread is filled with things to say
When you're here
All those words they seem to slip away

When I get near you
You go to Games and make me down
It's all right
I'll make you post next time around

But if I seem to act unkind
It's only me, it's not my mind
That is confusing things

I want to tell you
I've been banned and I don't know why
I don't mind
I could wait forever to post, I've got time

Sometimes I wish I knew you well
Then I could speak my mind and tell
Maybe you'd understand

I want to tell you
I've been banned and I don't know why
I don't mind
I could wait forever to post, I've got time
I've got time
I've got time



"Got to Get You Into My Life"

I logged on, I did a search
I didn't know what I would find there
Another board where maybe I
could see another kind of mind there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life

You didn't crash, you didn't die
You know I wanted just to post to you
And had you gone, you knew in time
We'd meet again for I had told you
Ooo, I love your UBB code JC
Ooo, and I want you to hear me
Say we'll be together every day
Got to link you into my life!

What can I do, my dear JC
When I'm with you I want to stay there
If I'm true I'll never leave
And if I do I know the way there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life
Got to link you into my life!

I logged on, I did a search
I didn't know what I would find there
Another board where maybe I
could see another kind of mind there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life
Got to link you into my life!

 

And finally, "Tomorrow Never Knows"

Turn off your mind, relax
and go posting
It is not dying
It is not dying

Lay down all thought
Surrender to the board
It is shining
It is shining

That you may see
The meaning of the JC
It is being
It is being

That posts are all
And posts are everyone
It is knowing
It is knowing

That trolling and spam
May kill us dead
It is believing
It is believing

But listen to the
colors of the mods
It is not living
It is not living

Or post the thread
existence to the end
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning

 

Good job, SotS. You've successfully turned VH1's #1 rock album of all time into the second ever complete JC album. Now anyone wanna do the White Album?

 

I'd have to buy it first.

 

This song refers to newbies in the Lit forum asking redundant and stupid questions.

Like a Newbie
to the tune of "Like a Virgin"
by Madonna

When did Luke turn to the Dark Side?
A movie from the EU?
I didn't know who the Mayor was
until I found you

What book should I read first?
Which novels, are the best to you?
The GFFA, yeah the GFFA
what's it stand for?

CHORUS
Like a newbie
posting for the very first time
Like a newbie
when your post count
starts at one

What are the comics there for?
Are they worth my cash?
I've been saving it for a book
that I won't bash

"I love Grand Admiral Thrawn
I think Zahn, is the best author"
They should bring Thrawn back
they should thaw him out
from a cloning tank

Like a newbie
posting for the very first time
Like a newbie
when your post count
starts at one

Boba Fett is the best
who is your favorite Jedi?
what if it is real?
what if Star Wars is real?
Mara is so fine

Like a newbie ooh ooh
like a newbie
just now got online
let me fill the, front page with my, stupid questions

ooh baby
answer my questions
or I'll start to whine

 

Here's a JC version of Pearl Jam's "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter In A Small Town":

I seem to recognize your posts
Haunting, familiar, yet I can't seem to place them
Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name
Years of spam are catching up with me
All these changes taking place,
I wish I'd seen the place
But no one's ever taken me
Posts and threads they fade, fade away... (2x)

I swear I recognize your thread
Memories like fingerprints are slowly raising
Me you wouldn't recall, for I've a new user--
It's hard when the JC's not the same
I changed by not changing at all, JC predicts my fate
Perhaps that's what no one wants to see
I just want to scream...Hello...
My god its been so long, never dreamed you'd return
But now here you are, and here I am
Posts and threads they fade...away...

Posts and threads they fade, fade away... (2x)
Posts and threads they fade...away...
Posts and threads they fade, fade away... (3x)
Posts and threads they fade...

 

The Beatles' "Glass Onion" contains references to some of their other songs. All those songs have been parodied here, so this parody of "Glass Onion" references them, also.

I told you about Jedi Council
You know the place where nothing is real
Well here's another place you can go
Where everything flows
Looking through the bent backed threads
To see how the other half live
Looking through a glass icon

I told you about the admin and me, man
You know that we're as close as can be, man
Well here's another clue for you all
The admin was Paul
Standing on the banland shore, yeah
JC Mod-onna trying to make ends meet, yeah
Looking through a glass icon
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Looking through a glass icon

I told you about the troll on the hill
I tell you man he's living there still
Well here's another place you can be
Listen to me
Banning a troll in the ocean
Tryin' to make him leave the joint
Looking through a glass icon

 

Up.

 

Okay, now I am starting to think the thread purge function just doesn't work anymore.

I will have to post a new song soon... probably next week though.

 

This is annoying! Stop upping all these threads!

 

Hey Jeff, I smell a copyright suit. Remember this ditty from the Hot Girl at Target page?

 

Don't be such a spoilsport, Storm5.

Anyways, I look forward to that new song, YTAP.