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Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Club_333, Jul 3, 2002.

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  1. Club_333

    Club_333 Jedi Master star 4

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    damn tk, what'd you do to attract those hogs?
     
  2. Sebulba-X

    Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA• star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  3. Incom4

    Incom4 Jedi Master star 4

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    TK is a babe magnet in reverse polarity :D
     
  4. whojedi

    whojedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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  5. Boba_Binks

    Boba_Binks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It was not TK who brought the hogs in, it was Lee, the male escort. Who I think Thraken was trying to get a little somethin, somethin from. ;)

    By the way, Vote for me as the new VP. I will do a better job than that who want to be jedi, yeah who? Why vote for him when he steals Coronas from his peers and says he did not do it. Would yo trust someone who would steal your beer? I did not think so. Vote Boba Binks for VP!
    I promise all the strippers you want at "Drinking SIG".
     
  6. QUEEN-KARENDALA

    QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ... yea, it was Brian4 in various stages of undress that probalby attracted them

    [face_devil]
     
  7. leedega

    leedega Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Damn!!! Now this is how ugly rumors get started. Let me set the record straight. I was TK's male whore for the evening. Apparently I wasn't providing the attention he thought he deserved (he didn't pay me enough), so he went out to find other companions. Obviously with his lame a$$ tactics wearing thin on the local hotties (be them male or female), he was left with selecting two inebriated ladies of the night. Being the fantastic escort that I am, I fulfilled my duties to my client by providing entertainment in the form of the occassional quip and barb. I was no match, however, for the enticement of the charming wit from half-baked, barely legal, student beauticians. I bid my client farewell for the evening by granting him a firm handshake. Off he went with his latest catches. All the while looking forward to having them do the "Watermelon Crawl" on his head, Thraken in tow with his web cam taped to his bald head.
     
  8. TK-616

    TK-616 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Chicks like me, all chicks. I don't remember ever seeing any chicks even looking or striking up a conversation with Club333.

    Ummm.

    Nope, not even 1.

    Oh wait, it takes effort to talk to chicks that you don't know. Instead of talking to yourself in the corner like a LAMEASS.


    Lamersons. All of you.
     
  9. Noval

    Noval Jedi Youngling star 2

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    What no one knows is that TK is on a Holy Crusade from the almighty Lucas to pleasure any and all women no matter size or looks. If its a female TK is all over her. And the beer goggles help him along the way too. :p

    Oh and Thraken will always be there to tape it.
     
  10. thraken76

    thraken76 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Turning down offers for "services" from fatties = comedy BLING BLING!
     
  11. MurdockSW

    MurdockSW Jedi Youngling

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    ok, so let me get this straight (i wasnt there) tk was pimpin on a couple of fat chicks? Dude, you should have took them home and impressed them with your TIPPMANN FLATLINE!!! They would have jumped right in the bed with you!
     
  12. TK-616

    TK-616 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    All of you wish you had my skillz.

    and FLATLINE is what will happen to you on the feild.

    -Tk
     
  13. Hoot

    Hoot Jedi Youngling star 1

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    You're both idiots.

    But I love you anyway.
     
  14. Lamerson

    Lamerson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jul 4, 2002
    yeah... you rang? I thought I heard someone call me....

    whatever
     
  15. Club_333

    Club_333 Jedi Master star 4

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    most fat chix stay away from us skinny guys; after they've been convicted of criminal smothering once, they never give us a second glance.
     
  16. UnOriginalFryGuy

    UnOriginalFryGuy Jedi Youngling

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    May 16, 2002
    That made absoluty no cents.
    You have givem me no chance but to defend the persons involved in the "big" chick delima.

    I must create a website for you. Yes.
    A faboluse website dedicated to your in-ability to pick up chicks of anykind.

    YES! UOFG takes care of the helpless and thwarts the evil that wants to bring them down!!!

    Guess who's back...
    Back again...
    UOFG back...
    Back to take control of the Indy Knights.

    Guess who's back... Guess who's back... Guess who's back... Guess who's back... Guess who's baaaaaaaackkkkkkk....
     
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