It was not TK who brought the hogs in, it was Lee, the male escort. Who I think Thraken was trying to get a little somethin, somethin from. By the way, Vote for me as the new VP. I will do a better job than that who want to be jedi, yeah who? Why vote for him when he steals Coronas from his peers and says he did not do it. Would yo trust someone who would steal your beer? I did not think so. Vote Boba Binks for VP! I promise all the strippers you want at "Drinking SIG".
Damn!!! Now this is how ugly rumors get started. Let me set the record straight. I was TK's male whore for the evening. Apparently I wasn't providing the attention he thought he deserved (he didn't pay me enough), so he went out to find other companions. Obviously with his lame a$$ tactics wearing thin on the local hotties (be them male or female), he was left with selecting two inebriated ladies of the night. Being the fantastic escort that I am, I fulfilled my duties to my client by providing entertainment in the form of the occassional quip and barb. I was no match, however, for the enticement of the charming wit from half-baked, barely legal, student beauticians. I bid my client farewell for the evening by granting him a firm handshake. Off he went with his latest catches. All the while looking forward to having them do the "Watermelon Crawl" on his head, Thraken in tow with his web cam taped to his bald head.
Chicks like me, all chicks. I don't remember ever seeing any chicks even looking or striking up a conversation with Club333. Ummm. Nope, not even 1. Oh wait, it takes effort to talk to chicks that you don't know. Instead of talking to yourself in the corner like a LAMEASS. Lamersons. All of you.
What no one knows is that TK is on a Holy Crusade from the almighty Lucas to pleasure any and all women no matter size or looks. If its a female TK is all over her. And the beer goggles help him along the way too. Oh and Thraken will always be there to tape it.
ok, so let me get this straight (i wasnt there) tk was pimpin on a couple of fat chicks? Dude, you should have took them home and impressed them with your TIPPMANN FLATLINE!!! They would have jumped right in the bed with you!
most fat chix stay away from us skinny guys; after they've been convicted of criminal smothering once, they never give us a second glance.
That made absoluty no cents. You have givem me no chance but to defend the persons involved in the "big" chick delima. I must create a website for you. Yes. A faboluse website dedicated to your in-ability to pick up chicks of anykind. YES! UOFG takes care of the helpless and thwarts the evil that wants to bring them down!!! Guess who's back... Back again... UOFG back... Back to take control of the Indy Knights. Guess who's back... Guess who's back... Guess who's back... Guess who's back... Guess who's baaaaaaaackkkkkkk....
