So NV Southern Nevada Posting Marathon!

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  1. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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  6. KleptoKlown Jedi Knight

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    ... there lived a young squire, named Lansk.
  7. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    He had a very big problem, which was that he could never...
  8. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    speak without rhyming. One day, the King summoned Lansk for a task...
  9. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    but Lansk didn't really want to do a task so he never went to see the king.
  10. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Instead, he decided to be an accountant, the first rhyming accountant in history!
  11. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    So, one day as he was trying to come up with a rhyme for "audit", his boss walked by and asked him why he wasn't doing his work.
  12. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    "Thinking of a rhyme for audit- wait, I GOT IT!" Lansk then pulled a extremely sharp #2 pencil out of his desk drawer.
  13. Darth_Tofu Force Ghost

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    you know how many IRS auditors it takes to screw in a lightbulb???







    give up?
  14. Darth_Tofu Force Ghost

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    It only takes One.



    but it gets really really screwed.
  15. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    He began writing his new poem down to send to Reader's Digest.
  16. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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  17. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    ... those are the normal lightsaber colors.
  18. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    This is my 24th post on this board today.
  19. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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  20. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    as opposed to agent fushia
  21. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    or good ol agent orange
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