Discussion in 'Southern Nevada, NV' started by MoronDude, Nov 13, 2004.
Once upon a time....
... there lived a young squire, named Lansk.
He had a very big problem, which was that he could never...
speak without rhyming. One day, the King summoned Lansk for a task...
but Lansk didn't really want to do a task so he never went to see the king.
Instead, he decided to be an accountant, the first rhyming accountant in history!
So, one day as he was trying to come up with a rhyme for "audit", his boss walked by and asked him why he wasn't doing his work.
"Thinking of a rhyme for audit- wait, I GOT IT!" Lansk then pulled a extremely sharp #2 pencil out of his desk drawer.
you know how many IRS auditors it takes to screw in a lightbulb???
It only takes One.
but it gets really really screwed.
He began writing his new poem down to send to Reader's Digest.
Blue red green
... those are the normal lightsaber colors.
This is my 24th post on this board today.
as opposed to agent fushia
or good ol agent orange