Spam ! Do you think it has a place in the 21st century ?

Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by Tay-Mar, Aug 23, 2005.

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  1. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    I am fond of a cold meat sandwich from time to time but one can tire of it very easily. (nudge nudge wink wink). [face_not_talking]
  2. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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  3. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Of course there is a place for Spam, in the ole emergency kit with all the other canned foods! lol
  4. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    i prefer ham and jam-alot.

    (this is known as sarcasm and humour as i don`t eat meat very often at all, and considering what`s in spam, then you can keep it)
  5. jangofett9 Force Ghost

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    From what I've seen I believe some people eat far too much spam than they have to....and force feed it to the rest of us who hate it! :p
  6. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LOOK!!


    [image=http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/Lord-Wiz/spamtacular.jpg]
  7. jangofett9 Force Ghost

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    I think we all know whos computer that is right now! :p
  8. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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  9. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.ciadvertising.org/sa/fall_04/adv391k/rms4290/spam.gif]

    :p
  10. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Hey don't knock Spam, it's really good pan fryed with melted cheese on it and ketchup, now that's good eats. :D


    Actually I like Turkey Spam & Smoked Spam over plain ole Spam. :p
  11. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    Well and truly Nic, as my favorite Radio Presenter says 'I've had a gut full'.
  12. Welshguy Jedi Master

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    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Welshguy/spam_monty-python.jpg]


    Man: You sit here, dear.
    Wife: All right.
    Man: Morning!
    Waitress: Morning!
    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
    Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
    Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife: I don't like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


    Sorry, but it had to be done. If I can fit a Monty Python joke in somewhere, along with a sing along and some vikings, then you better believe I will!
  13. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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  14. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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  15. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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  16. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    HA HA! [face_laugh]
    Is it just the english that get into discussions about spam? cause we used to have many happy moments in english talking about spam
  17. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam.jpg]
  18. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    shoot the dog! why? shoot something we dont want e.g. Chavs then we will stop!
  19. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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  20. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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  21. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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  22. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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  23. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    look i told you once not to call the welsh dumb! they're just challenged in the brain dept.
  24. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    That's quite offensive to my Welsh friends thanks... you could try of course thinking what you're saying before you hit the post button or is that just too much to ask?
  25. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    im allowed! im part welsh! which will probably make some things make sense
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