[SPAM] The Caption Thread of Doom!

It works like this:

Somebody posts an image, and we beat it to death with funny captions, or until somebody posts a different pic to abuse. Kinda like on SomethingAwful or Fark.

[image=http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/l/a/laf208/Zoolander.jpg]

"If we find my keys, we can drive out of here!"

 

"Look, the male stripper arrived!"

 

If I squint, I can almost see the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

"Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, off to work we go"

 

Where is that light coming from? I have turned my flashlight off!

 

"My name is Chip, and I'll be administering your enema today."

I tried to keep it as clean as I could without getting "Aristocratic" on it.

 

Someone post another picture, we have a winner. lmaorolf.

 

[image=http://www.activeentertain.com/images/inflate/sumo-lg.jpg]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

 

we couldnt gain weight quick enough so we straped it on to out bodies.

 

You know, I have a fabulous plastic surgeon that can fix that for you...

Fix what?

 

Tastes Great! Less Filling!
Tastes Great! Less Filling!

 

well, kim was right, my caption made no sense. on the monitor at work, the picture was darker and it looked like he had a flashlight in his one hand turned off while the headlamp was still on. *shrug* as you were

 

We beat anorexia! Ask us how...

 

[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/sarahzilla/funny/kitty.jpg]

Once you've got a taste you're hooked for life...

 

I cannot post a caption to that one without getting banned...lol

 

Sad thing is, I think I know what you were going to say!!!

 

this is hwat i do to black cats when they cross my path. *hack hack* hair ball!

 

Cat, it's what's for dinner.

 

[image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/sarahzilla/funny/pope.jpg]

Holy Pope Batman!!!!

 

Has anyone seen a pair of glasses, you know, the things you wear on your face...they look like this..

 

Do I like Elton John? Does the Pope $%^# in the woods? Wait, that's a me!

 

thatt was the best. i cant post anything with out getting banned for life

 

I can't see them,
they can't see me.

 

Peek-a-boo

 

and if you sin little children, your eyes will swell with blood til they are this big. then they pop.