Spanking of the Clones v2.0

"Begun, the Spank War has."

 

"Anakin, you know I don't like it when you do that!"

"I'm sorry master, I forgot that you don't like spankings."

 

Typho: "This spanking is very important. You did your spanking, Corde did hers."

"I don't know how much longer I can hold off the spanking, my friends. More and more star systems are joining the spankers."

"impossible to see. The Dark Side spanks everything."

"The spanking committee has arrived, my lord."

"You know, m'lady, Count Dooku was once a Jedi. He wouldn't spank anyone- it's not in his character."

"That's possible. He's just returned from a border spanking on Ansion."

"Do it for me, M'Lady, please. I
will spank easier. We had a big
spanking today. The thought of
spanking you is unbearable."

"well, Dex, if droids could spank, we wouldn't be here, would we?"

 

"What you have there is a Kamino Spankerdart."

"Who Hired you?"
"Spank us . . .. Spank us NOW!"


"My obtuse little friend, If they'd needed our spankings they would have asked for it! Hmmm?"

 

"We're keepers of the spankings, not spankers."

 

'I'm good at spanking things. . . always was. . . But she wore. . . I couldn't. . . Why did she have to wear pants? Why couldn't I spank her?'

'Sometimes there are things no one can spank.'

'It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's jealous! He knows I spank better than him! He's holding my pants!'

'You're not all spankable Ani. . .'

'Well I should be. . . Someday. . . someday I will wear the most powerful pants ever!'

 

I like the combined pants/spank ones!

What is it?

Paaaaants! Terrible Pants! Death, I spank.
Young Skywalker is in terrible pants!

 

Just spanking around her again is....intoxicating

 

We're keepers of the pants...not spankers!

 

Dooku: "Master Obi-Wan, you dissapoint me! Yoda spanks you in such high esteem. Surely you can spank better!"

 

I've also seen this done with turds.
O the possibilities are endless, he shouted with jubilance and glee!

 

I don't like pants. They're coarse and rough and irritating...

 

LOL!

 

"My pants are beating hoping that spanking doesn't become a scar........
You are in my very pants! Spanking me!"

 

We spank in a real world! Spank back to it!
I am a spanker and you are training to spank.

 

"There are 250,000 spankings ready. And another 1,000,000 on the way."

 

"Dad, I think we're being spanked!"

"He must have put a spanking device on our hull."
_________

"He doesn't take a spanking, this guy..."
"Spank him dad, spank him!"

 

Ahhh the images!

What would a "spanking device" look like?

 

"Annie?? My goodness, you've grown."

"So have you. Grown more spankable, I mean."

 

Taun We: " And remind your council that if they need anymore troops, it will take more time to spank them."

Obi-Wan:" I won't forget, and thank you!"

 

"I will not let this pants that has stood here for a thousand years be spanked in 2"

"Its a pleasure to spank you again m'lady"

 

"I wish Qui Gon were still alive. I could have used his spankings now."

"Qui Gon Jinn would never spank you!"

"Don't be so sure, my young Jedi."

 

OH no my friend! This is madness! They've spanked too far this time!

I'll never spank you Dooku.

It may be difficult to spank your release.

"His pants are coming from Tatooine?"
"What in blazes is he spanking there?"
"I told him to spank on Naboo."

 

Dooku: "Qui-Gon was once my spanker, as you were once his."

 

Spanked the Dark side Dooku has.
Lies, . . . deciept. These are his pants now.