Spanking of the Clones v2.0

Anakin: "From the moment I spanked you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of spanking you. And now that I'm with you, I'm in agony. The closer I spank to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not spanking with you makes my pants turn over, my mouth go dry. I feel dizzy! I can't spank! I'm haunted by the spank you never should have given me. My heart is spanking, hoping that spank will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, spanking me. What can I spank? I will spank anything you ask? If you are spanking as much as I am, tell me."

Padme: "I can't. We can't. It's just not possible."

Anakin: "Anything's possible. Padme, please spank-"

Padme: "You spank! We spank in a real world. Spank back to it, Anakin. You're spanking to become a jedi knight. I'm a Senator. If you spank your thoughts through to conclusion, they will take us to a place where we cannot spank....regardless of the way we spank each other."

Anakin: "Then you do spank something."

Padme: "Jedi aren't allowed to spank. You'd be spanked from the Order. I will not let you give up your spank for me."

Anakin: "You're asking me to be rational. That is something I know I cannot spank. Believe, me I wish I could spank my feelings away. But, I can't."

Padme: "I am not going to spank in to this. I have more important things to spank."

Anakin: "We wouldn't have to spank that way. We could keep it a spank secret."

Padme: "Then, we'd be spanking a lie - one we couldn't spank if we wanted to. I couldn't spank that. Could you, Anakin? Could you spank like that?"

Anakin: "No. You're right. It would spank us."

 

"No. You're right. It would spank us."


LOL- That says it all - and thanks for getting the dialog right for me.

 

uppers

 

Obi-Wan flying through asteroid field: "Blast it! This is why I hate spanking!"

Dooku to Poggle the Lesser" "I will take these pants to my master. They will be safe with him."

 

R2D2: "Beep! Whir! Bleep! ("I wish I had pants!")

 

Anakin: "I don't like spanking. It's rough. Not soft and smooth, like your pants."

 

Obi-Wan: "You're using her pants as bait"

Yoda: "Dangerously disturbing this spanking is"

 

"In addition to his spankings which are considerable, all he wanted in return was a genetically unaltered pair of pants for his own. Curious isn't it?"

 

"R4, prepare to release the pants!"

"Well, looks like we spanked him."

or something along the lines.

 

Jango: "I'm just a simple man trying to spank his way through the universe"

 

Obi: "We'll both spank him slowly..."

Anakin: "No, I'm spanking him NOW!!!"

Obi: "Spank Anakin, SPANK!"

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Watto: "Ohhh.....a SPANKER, whaddaya know?"

"Maybe you can help me with some guys who owe me spankings."

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Obi: "I hate it when he spanks that."

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Obi: "I haven't seen you this tense since we spanked into that nest of Gundarks."

Anakin: "YOU spanked into that nightmare and I rescued you, remember?"

Obi: "Oh yess...mmm hmm hmmmm."

 

Someday... someday I will be the most powerful spanker ever - anakin

 

Obi: Anakin, this is Obi Wan Kenobi, do you spank me?

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Anakin: It's Dooku! Shoot him!!

Clonetrooper: We're out of pants sir.

Padme: We need more spankers!

Obi: There's no time. Anakin and I can handle this.

 

"I span....I span...." -shmi

 

"Obi! Mesa so glad spanking yousa!"

 

"I haven't spanked her in ten years!"

"Master!"
"Yes, I spank it also!"

 

"Life is much simpler when you're spanking. I'm good at spanking things."

"I think that we should inform the Senate that our ability to spank has diminished."

"Is it in their nature to make us spank this long?"
"No, I sense an unusual amount of spanking for something as trivial as this trade dispute."

 

PADMÉ
Suddenly, I'm afraid...

ANAKIN
I'm kinda scared too. This is my
first spanking on my own.

PADMÉ
There's nothing to worry about...
we have Artoo with us.

The two laugh.

 

They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to spank a clone army.

 

Yoda: "Until caught this killer is, our spanking she must respect"

Padme: "I will be most grateful for your spanking, Master Kenobi"

Obi:"Cloners? Are they Friendly?"
Dex: "It depends"
Obi: "On what, Dex?"
Dex: "...on how good your pants are...and how big your spanking is."

Ani: "Excuse me, I'm in charge of spanking here, M'lady!"

Lama Su: "clones can spank creatively. You'll find that they are immensely superior to droids."

 

"So you could say that Jedi are allowed to spank."

 

Dooku: "It may be difficult to secure your spanking."


Anakin: "I think he is a she. And I think she's a spanker."


Anakin: "Where are you going?"
Obi Wan: "For a spanking."



Darth Sidious: "Every spanking is going as planned."

 

Dooku: Surely you can spank better.

Mace Windu: I believe it is time to inform the senate that our ability to spank has deminished. (I can't spell i'm sorry)

Sio Bibble: It's outrageous! There hasn't been a spanking sence the formation of the Republic.

Sio Bibble: What are your thoughts on this master spanker?

Palpatine: I love pants! I love spanking!

Bail Organa: Unfortunatly the spanking is NOT over!

I know it isn't in AotC but...

Leia: Spank me Obi-Wan! Your my only hope!

 

[face_shocked]

Who upped this piece of crap?!

"Master Yoda, do you really think it will come to spankings?"

 

Obi-Wan: "Here. And try not to spank it."

Lama Su: "This spanking is for the Republic."

Obi-Wan: "Then you must spank Sifo-Dyas."