Oceania Speak like Yoda, you will

It's full of dangerous and disturbing people!

 

Crazy, we all must be

 

To a dark place this line of thought will carry us.

 

So certain are you...

 

strange, it is, that so many of us there are who appreciate a little green puppet

 

Or a little green animated character!

 

yes, only two there are

 

Three if you count the Phantom menace Puppet. What a concept!

 

remind me of such bad idea, you will not

 

The ball, dropping Johnnage is.

Three if you count the Phantom menace Puppet. What a concept!

Mean, do you not:

"The Phantom Menace Puppet, three if you count. What a concept!"

 

Lost his touch, Master Johnnage has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

 

I never spoke in Yoda syntax at all in this thread.... I believe it it you who have dropped the ball!

*Evil cackle*

 

Mean do you, "Never in Yoda syntax have I spoke at all in this thread... you who have dropped the ball, I believe it is, hmm"?

 

Believe I do, that this evidence proves me right

 

*smashes smoke bomb on the floor and disappears*

Fools, you'll never catch me!! HA HA HA HA

 

Stay On Target!

 

mmm yes, booby traps there are.

mindful of the land mines, you should be

 

Sense the landmines, would Master Yoda not?

 

Hides all, the shroud of the Dark Side can

 

Back from the wilderness, I am!

 

Wanting to create a thread like this I was! Good it is to speak in Yoda though confusing it is after.

Thinking I was, Yoda might like to have been a rugby umpire. "There is no try"

Like it, do you?

 

The pun. Groan, it makes me.
Speak like Yoda, you did.

 

Yoda's little brother, the crazy frog may be.

Ding....a ding ding ding dooooooooong!!!

 

banished you are from this thread for mentioning the stupid frog!!

j/k

 

Sorry, I am ... but warped my mind, the frog has ....