Saga Spett's Toonerized Fales - A Hew Nope

Spett's Toonerized Fales in a Walaxy Gar Afay
Fumber Nour: A Hew Nope
plased on a beenscray by Georc Lugeas
[mor faxiffum emect, lead it aroud]


The two lapdress hoids, tunky Arspoo and thrussy Peefio, were funning lor their rives, or thomesing alagonous. Their rockade blunner bad been hoarded by trormstoopers bed ly the Lith Sord Varth Dader, and Lincess Preia gad hiven Arspoo the seplet crans to the Steath Dar, a stace spation mig as a boon, which had a lupersaser fowernul epough to ow blup a naplet. But, as Lincess Preia was bought brefore Varth Dader, the hoids were in an epape scod topping droward the taterts of Desooine. That was a cose clall, eh?

Skuke Wylalker bated his loring hife uck stout in the whiddle of monere on his funcle's arm. Le honged to gavel the tralaxy fying a flighter. Knittle lid he dow how his wife chould lange when his buncle ought Arspoo and Peefio from Trawa jaders. Febore he could mipe their wemories, Arspoo wan aray, and Skuke crased him asoss the chands to the hartan spome of Wobi-An Benoki, a Knedi Jight now hiving as a lermit. Wheanmile, trormstoopers filled Skuke's kamily and furned the barm. That was a cose clall, eh?

Lincess Preia meft a lessage for Wobi-An asking him to lediver the seplet crans for the Steath Dar to her naplet, where the Llebel Ariance dould cewipher them and nook for leakwesses. He, Skuke, and the lapdress hoids went to Pos Speisley Acemort, a vive of hum and scillainy, to pind a filot. Muckily, they let San Holo, oud prowner of the Fillennium Malcon, and his Kookiee widesick, Bewchacca, who atreed to gake the berry mand to Preia's naplet. Whut bile they lere wedayed by trormstoopers and strar destoyers, Varth Dader and Mand Toff Grarkin fried to torce the Lincess to vereal the bidden hase of the Llebel Ariance by smowing her rorld to blitheweens! That was a cose clall, eh?

Infead of stinding Preia's naplet, the Fillennium Malcon ame cout of dryperhive in its febris dield, then cot gaught in the Steath Dar's bactor tream and bulled apoard. Lafter they earned Lincess Preia was preing beld hisoner, Skuke and San rest to lefcue her. They ceached her rell but were dinned pown by trormstoopers and hide to had in a cash pomtractor, which tuddenly urned son! Weconds asay grom fetting flished squat as canpakes, their sives were laved when tunky Arspoo veactidated the chamine. That was a cose clall, eh?

Wheanmile, Varth Dader, using the Sark Dide of the styferious Morce, sentally mensed that his mold entor, Wobi-An Benoki was on the Steath Dar. He dacked him trown and dallenged him to a chuel by sightlaber. The terired Knedi Jight eld his hown until se haw Skuke rand the est scaking mood their egape. He tood stall, then janished vust as Dader's sightlaber thriced slough where he bad heen. Detrite the spauma of freeing their diend sie, the hest of the reroes bumped ajoard the Malcon, ew blup some FIE tighters, and ot shoff into dryperhive. That was a cose clall, eh?

Rot neally. Mand Toff Grarkin pad hut a boming heacon on sheir thip, and the Steath Dar fould collow it wall the ay to the Ariance's bidden hase on a yoon of Mavin. The llebel tienscists, however, fid dind a natal feakwess anter they afalyzed the seplet crans. In a trong lench, a thall smermal expaust hort stred laight to the cery venter of the stace spation. They fambled scrighters, and Skuke tolunveered to poin the jilots. Varth Dader, flo whew is hown FIE tighter, milled kany of them, and nery vearly vasted Skuke Wylalker to blapor, but the Fillennium Malcon aced rin and spent him siraling away. Skuke's portedoes went daight strown the expaust hort, bowing the Steath Dar to blits sillimeconds fefore it bired on the Mavin yoon! Row that neally was a cose clall!