FF:WA Spider's Cantina (with a twist)

There's always SK's trusty side-kick, Stinky_jawa............

 

I'm game-let's get him!!

 

Hey, I don't get it . . .

So, what sort of drinks do ya serve here?

 

Theres nothing they don't serve here, but your being WARNED NOW! BE EXTRA CAREFUL WHAT YOU DRINK IN HERE, some drinks will cause major side effects.

<sob, sob>

 

Riiiggghhttt . . .

<Creeps carefully away>

 

Ooh, a new member ripe for our liking. Spider, I say ditch Stinky for now, and let's take Killer Ewok.

 

You watch yourself - I've got an electric toothbrush, and I'm not afraid to use it!

 

Nat let's do it!! Ewok watch out, I love going Ewok hunting.

PS. Order any drink you like Ewok but don't forget to Quote a part of SW.

Q: "You don't know the power of the Dark Side"

 

there's that dark side thing again,
"now there are two of them.."
more bourbon, more B52s, more flaming lambourghinis

 

Ooh, SM's the best target. He's seeing double of everything. This is good!

 

Easy target SM, there would be no fun in getting you LOL
Q: "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice"

 

Not seeing doubles in my drinks though....
OI!! BARKEEP!!!

 

Just checking SM-of course you may have your drink now.

 

umm, can i have a tall frosty glass of bantha spit? with extra foam if you could...

*throws a few dented coins.. they miss horribly and end up inbedded in a Wookies <PRIVATE AREA>*

ahh, yes, well, umm, it wasnt me.. it was him! *points at Ghost-of-Spider and darts off behind a stool*

 

As for being SK's sidekick..
ZAP! POW! BLAM! ZOWIE!
just like batman and robin we are..

 

What an Odd place.

"We don't serve your kind in here!"

I'll have a flaming Moe thanks.

 

"As you wish."

I just want a beer. What-ever's local.

 

Hmm, local beer.

Here's a few to chose from: Emu, Swan, 1857 (yuk!).....

"There is another Sky....Walk...er..."

I'll have a Lemon Ruskie please.

 

Drinks to all who have asked,
No point letting the wookie look at me-I'm a girl. The wookie is now getting mad you had better run out through the back door.

Q: "Do or do not, there is no try"

 

gosh.. i feel foolish... thats what i get for not reading the user details...

*runs out the back door*

*comes back in the front door with a large & obviously fake mostache*

 

Stinky, you haven't been watching the Muppet Movie by any chance have you?

Fozzie (at the El Sleazo Cafe): "the drinks are on the house!"
(Everyone runs up onto the roof)
Fozzie: "Works everytime!!"

Sorry, I had to add that in!

 

Mr Stinky-my profile does not say it either, however no offence was taken as none was implied.
The Wookie however made one hell of a mess of the bar-it will take a few hours to get things running again.

 

"Hey. Can you give us a hand up here."

I'll have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster if you wouldn't mind.

 

LOL, i love the muppet movies.. even own some of them..

Kermit: turn left in the fork in the road..
(passes by a large fork)
WAKA WAKA WAKA!

*slams fist (however small) on the bar..* Wheres my drink!?!?!
Oh i forgot the movie quote... umm,

"Echo Base...this is Rouge Two. I found them. Repeat, I found them"
***TRIVIA*** WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE REBEL PILOT THAT SAYS THE ABOVE PHRASE? ***TRIVIA***
The answer will be given out in tommorrow night (if no-one gets it right)...or whenever i next get online..

 

"Aaaaarrrgggghhh!" (Yes, that is my quote)

Are all your beers named after birds? If so, I'll have a Penguin.