Oceania SPITOON

If anyone wants to add their loogie to the collection, feel free.

Excuse me for one minute.....


Haaaaaaaaaaaack...... pitoooie!

 

You're crazy dude.
We gotta go to the pub sometime v.soon
*spits on floor*

 

Nice work. This is gonna be like some kind of booger covered Aladdin's lamp!

 

We've clearly entered a new era in board postings.


Ahhhhck......poit.

 

Spitting is vile!! >.<

*Tiptoes out careful not to get icky grossness on shoes*

 

come on tiger, whilst your in here!
Hock one up, it makes you feel better!

 

I call my flatmate Tiger! And NO!

 

I have a cold at the moment, so I've been walking around Taipei leaving globulous, gelatinous presents everywhere. Huge bloody things. And everyone here spits when they clear their throat, so it's all good.

hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.... ssssnhhhg, snnnhg.... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

patooie!

SPLAT.

Ahhhh.

E_S

 

What a ripper!

 

*Erects "Caution: Wet Floor" signs around the thread*

 

Always thinking of our welfare...

Why don't you hock one into the wet concrete, as part of our celebrity walkway?

 

"leaving globulous, gelatinous presents everywhere"

leaving globulous, gelatinous presents everywhere... fangoriously??? eh, Linebacker??

 

I've had enough of your gar-bage, Senor Cardgage! Spit or be off with you!

E_S

 

YES!_ Prove your manliness.

Speeeet!

 

I don't have to spit! I thumb my nose at you english pig-dogs! Bah!

*spits*

There, I spit upon you! No I will retunr unto my castle from whence I came and I will hear no more of this!

 

You silly, silly ka- nigit!

 

*hhrrrraaaccckkkkkk...pitooooeey*


Ni!

 

In order to leave this thread.... A-liive, you must cut down the tallest tree in the woods with....
A Herring!

 

I made a glob of spit bounce yesterday!

sssnoooorrrtt

hhhhaaaaawwwwwwwkkkkk

patooie!

//Ahhh

E_S

 

I like the atristic way in which you included the name "Hawk" into your chilling re-enactment of summoning a loogie magooie.

I'm sure he loves you for that!

 

See! I told you!!!!

Mr Hawk offers you his protection, and then you use his name in a spitting sound!!!!

(be easy on him cheif! He probably didn't realise)

 

Is that where your name came from Hawk?

E_S

 

Don't push the man!

 

*Tiptoes into the thread*

Sheesh you guys are bad shots. The spitoon is over there. See? 5m away.

*small clearing throat sound*

*Small popping sound as Gooba launches his Goober on a neat bell-shaped curve into the spitoon*

My work here is done. Ma'am.

*leaves*