SPOILER ALERT!!!! (not really): Anakin A CLONE of Obi-Wan!!! - PROOF!

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  1. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Aug 7, 2002
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    So,,,, Anakin is a clone of Obi-Wan.
    Want proof?
    In the original Star Wars (later renamed Episode IV), Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker, "I was once a Jedi Knight THE SAME AS your father."

    Repeat: "THE SAME AS" - yes, he's a clone of Old Ben.

    Foreshadowing of a revelation in Ep. III, mayhaps????? Hmmmm...

    Perhaps not? (snicker, snicker)

    Still, I can't wait for Ep. III: "Operation W.A.M.P.A.", when cyborg-technology-enhanced Wampas, with their Ugnaught handlers, are used to wipe out the remaining Jedi, and Vader takes the credit.
  2. Entropy Jedi Master

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    May 30, 2002
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    Joe, have you head that Operation W.A.M.P.A. is a joint venture between a coalition of Gungans and Ewoks bent on Galactic domination?

    After the cyborg-technology-enhanced Wampas were created Palpintine black-mailed their Ugnaught handlers into turning against the Gungan-Ewok Coalition. Rumor had it that he had some compromising pictures of the head-Ugnaught with a Jawa.
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