Rocky M, NC SPOILER ALERT!!!! (not really): Anakin A CLONE of Obi-Wan!!! - PROOF!

So,,,, Anakin is a clone of Obi-Wan.
Want proof?
In the original Star Wars (later renamed Episode IV), Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker, "I was once a Jedi Knight THE SAME AS your father."

Repeat: "THE SAME AS" - yes, he's a clone of Old Ben.

Foreshadowing of a revelation in Ep. III, mayhaps????? Hmmmm...

Perhaps not? (snicker, snicker)

Still, I can't wait for Ep. III: "Operation W.A.M.P.A.", when cyborg-technology-enhanced Wampas, with their Ugnaught handlers, are used to wipe out the remaining Jedi, and Vader takes the credit.

 

Joe, have you head that Operation W.A.M.P.A. is a joint venture between a coalition of Gungans and Ewoks bent on Galactic domination?

After the cyborg-technology-enhanced Wampas were created Palpintine black-mailed their Ugnaught handlers into turning against the Gungan-Ewok Coalition. Rumor had it that he had some compromising pictures of the head-Ugnaught with a Jawa.