**SPOILER** NAME OF EPISODE THREE REVEALED!!

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  1. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Well maybe not, but it matches Lucas's naming scheme:

    Blue Milk Rising

    Huh, what do you think? Hey, where are going I'm serious! It will be a blockbuster hit!!! 180 minutes of Twi'lek adventure, we all win! It can star a couple of Twi'lek twins that take on the galaxy's underworld... a huge hit I'm telling you!

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  2. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Damn your time Lodreh!!! You ACTUALLY GOT ME!!! :p
  3. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    The comic tie-in could be called "Milking Twi'leks for Pleasure and Profit"! Come on can I see a show of hands who'd be up for that ;).

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  4. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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  5. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Blast it Lucas you are walking away from a Gold Mine I'm telling you.... err, howdy folks I just got word that Lucasfilms has no plans to jump aboard this project... I know it was a devastating blow to me as well. I guess I'm going to drown my sorrows in a nice tall glass of the Blue and call it a day.

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  6. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Independent film I propose.
  7. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    There's an idea... Ok I need 4 attractive females and a vat of Blue Jell-O... Oh who is willing to hold the camera while I "screen" the hopefuls?

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  8. joe-da Jedi Master

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    already working on the script...
  9. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    You know, I almost volunteered to be the camera man until I realized what "screening" might envolve. Need any help on the script Joe? :)
  10. joe-da Jedi Master

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    nah... it's just moaning and groaning... and oohing and aahing... mostly...
  11. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    (Weeks later Lod-Reh talking with an actress)

    Ok this is the part where the giant beast comes out of the vat of Jell-O and claims to be your long last distant relative... wait a sec... Joe-Da what is this about a Wampa in the Jell-O?

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  12. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    I will never sleep well, again....
  13. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    ( After a few more weeks of hard work, Lod-Reh is on the phone with a financing company. )

    Lod-Reh: What is a Twi'lek? What are you f*&$ing retarded or something? Look it very simple think of beautiful women... right, now each one is a different color. With me so far?... No! I said different colors like Blue, Orange, Green... sure Pink if you like. Now imagine if you will lekku... errr, tentacles that come out of her head that are very sensitive. Am I Japanese? What kind of question is that?... Oh, uh no. Do I take medication? That is kind of personal isn't it?... It's none of your business... (*click*) Hello, hello? Ummm, must have been uptight conservatives... Blue Milk anyone?

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  14. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    We are a misunderstood lot. /sigh
  15. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    How true, but that was funny nonetheless.
  16. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Quite the point, very true. :)
  17. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    ( Lod-Reh wakes up to see his vat of Jell-O has been drained and nearly every member of the crew passed out. )

    Lodreh: Wha-a what happened here?

    Twi'lek actress (never took the time to learn her name): Last night you got drunk and decided to have a Jell-O shots party.

    Lodreh: That's absurd... you put the alcohol in when you make Jell-O Shots... everyone knows that.

    Twi'lek: True, so you improvised... took a shot then ate Jell-O off the actresses...

    Lodreh: Yeah, that sounds like me... Alright people wakey, wakey... this is a brand new day... time to start all over... you fetch me some coffee.

    Twi'lek: I have a name you know.

    Lodreh: That's great! Get it to Joe-da so he spells it right in the credits. Come on people move it! We need this vat filled up again... and does anyone remember the script? Guess it's not that important... ACTION!

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  18. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Did you work as an intern for Lucas? :D
  19. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Why, does it show? ;)

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  20. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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  21. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    "and does anyone remember the script? Guess it's not that important... ACTION!"

    I think that kind of gave it away. :D
  22. joe-da Jedi Master

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    he makes coffee for Prick McCallum...
  23. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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  24. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    That's a nasty thing to say about George Lucas, Joe-da... I guess he could move up and get me coffee for now on :D

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  25. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Tsk, tsk.... delusions of grandeur, eh, Lodreh? :)
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