JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Via Adam of Nuchtern

 

John the John. WTF?

 

It's a fun video someone uploaded to the Internet, Doggy. You should watch it.

 

Yes. And at 59 seconds you see the moment Han realises he's getting laid.

Also, here are more pics and minor details.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JoshWildingNewsAndReviews/news/?a=107485

 

Dunno about anyone else's feelings, but it looks like the falcon is in a bad state after all these years. I doubt it could even fly like that, letalone hit hyperspace.

 

Nonsense! It's as good as new.

 

"Not to worry. We’re still flying half a ship"

 

Lando's got people who can fix it.

 

Did you quote Episode III?

Get out.

 

i'm strangely proud of not recognizing the quote.

 

As am I. I'm guessing it was near the beginning?

 

You guys are making me feel bad for knowing it.

 

that was probably the best obi line in the entire prequel trilogy. that i can think of right now.

 

I don't feel bad.

 

I liked his "oh my" line when he lost his R2 unit in ROTS.

 

problem with that one is it's a friggin' 3po line!

 

I thought it worked.

 

And yet, I could see Han saying that so well.

 

You get out too

 

Han = Anakin

 

If Han ever says "not to worry" I'm walking out.

 

That'd show 'em!

 

That's what she said.

 

Harrison Ford's delivery of a line >>>>>>>>>> Hayden Christensen's delivery of a line.

 

To be fair, Hayden Christensen's lines were written by a sea monster's penis.