*SPOILERS* Vader is Luke's Father!!!!!!!

Just to post in a safe place....I heard that Vader is Luke's father...


But in all seriousness....what constitutes a Spoiler? Once a book or game or comic is released, is it immediately free game or does it hang out in here for a period of time? If so, what is the period of time? Does speculation belong in this forum or not?

Carnage

 

I thought it was a 30 day period.

 

As always, spoilers are for 30-days post-release.

 

No spoilers in the title!

In before the lock...

 

omg u n00b u just spoiled liek the hole movies 4 me thanx a lot!

 

Ok, so are we moving topics from this forum to general Lit after the 30 days have expired?

 

That seems like a logical course of action.

 

I heard Vader was Leia's father too!

Does that make Luke and Leia siblings?

GROSS! THEY KISSED!

 

And they slept together in SotME.

 

I still find it funnier how Leia becomes jealous of Luke and Shira's relationship early on before the writers knew she was his sister. It's especially funny how it can now be retconned that she wasn't jealous of Shira, she was getting a subtle promting from the Force.

Either way, considering how many women Luke could have been with and doesn't in the old Marvel and Russ/Goodwin strips (Domina Tagge, before she tries to kill him, Tanith Shire, Dani, etc..) because Obi-Wan neglects to mention this fact, I think Luke couldn't wait to fling aside the no-attachment rule. I'm sure Anakin Sky. was laughing his butt off at Obi-Wan in Netherworld of the Forceland over that one.

"No attachment indeed, Master."
"Shut your mouth my old padawan before you regret it."
"But I don't have a mouth."
"Anakin...."
"How bad can it be that my son might marry a nice girl and let the Jedi he will train have some happiness?"
"That's it," (pauses for effect) "Padme."
"I'm leaving before I get sucked in the Force Hell along with Palpatine, Master."

 

--HW

 

But they don't do anything; the novel's very detailed about that. There's more than a little sexual tension, but nothing is done...

 

I never said they had sex...

 

Holy Sith-Balls, say it ain't so!!

 

30 years actually. In 3 years we can mention this in the regular Lit. forum.

 

Which of course Mr. Lucas is mad about because it won't be until 2027 for the regular Lit Forum to know Greedo shot first!

 

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

Crazy.

 

Next thing you'll tell us that Vader built 3-PO!!!

 

Who in the hell is Luke?

 

What? Vader is Luke's father? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo that's not true. That's impossible!

 

Why do I get the feeling over half the folks in the real Lit section are avoiding this forum like the plague, thinking we're actually discussing legit spoilers?

 

good! we can now plan conspiracies!