Anakin falls into the lava at the bottom of Coruscant! Padme doesn't die! Yoda kills Dooku on Dagobah! The Battle of Alderaan will be great! Boba Fett kills Mace Windu! Plo Koon talks! Yoda and Obi-wan actually die! General Grevious doesn't exist, AICN is wrong! Palpatine is a clone of Sidious! No one will know Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker! Yoda is a Sith! Obi-wan is a clone! Chewbacca and Jar Jar Binks save the twins! R2-D2 has a spycam for Palpatine! General Grievous is Darth Maul! Naboo becomes Dagobah! The title is A Creeping Fear! P.S. Yoda FARTS! Comedy Gold.