Spooky Jedi stalk me

1. Monkey is an Icon
2. Weres my models!!!

 

ad. 2. Luke isn't here yet. When he comes, I'll ask him.

 

Spooky Jedi exists!!!

I don't see him at work..but at home on dial up you can catch maybe a good 3 seconds of him....being spooky

 

Hmm....

 

Oh look....someone else here

 

**stumbles in**

**rubs eyes**

err ok whats this about

 

wow...one more person and this place could be a 'community'

 

That'd be pushing it, me thinks.

 

depends, I am still half asleep....didn't get to bed til gone 1am

 

I'm here.

 

I've got my girlfriends mother to deal with at the moment...she was supposed to stay till Tuesday..but now she has decided to stay till Saturday....

She is doing my bloody head in..

Last night I was locked out of the house cos she decided to go for a friggin walk!!

 

You don't have a key to your own house?


oh wait a minute, please tell me she had your key? That would be classic.

 

lmao
aww poor arun

 

lmao...

And I'm no better than you J, didn't hit the sack until 3am arggghhhh!

 

She's got my key..because I'm the last one home at night..common sense would dictate that someone would be in to open the door...but oh no...it doesn't quite work like that..

How about talking about the 4 bath's a day she has..or her insitance that she is the Queen of bloody Sheba and everyone else are mear slaves to her every command..

I've taken to selective hearing...

//Doesn't want to go home tonight

 

Hi People
I hate GPU/N-Power/MEB place, no email, no internet, sucks boring, wayleaves, winge winge, battles between staff, crappy computers, lack of everything in the building. Ahhh I feel better now!

 

lol

something tells me Arun's gonna put in a bit of overtime tonight.

go down the rubba dub mate.

 

well the night before I was up til gone 3am.....the 1am was a early night

 

All to easy

 

I was supposed to be off tomorrow...but I'm working it..

As for the pub..she think's I've a drink problem as it is..and I smoke to much...and I work to hard...and I go to bed to late....and I eat to many eggs...

 

lmao!! After all the girlfriend's mothers I've met, none of them have ever met the typical stereotype

 

lol


so, walk though the door at 3am, drunk, with a ciggy hanging out your gob, chomping on a fried egg sandwich from the local kebab hut.

The shock value probably ain't worth the long term agro though.

 

example of how annoying she is:

Sunday I decided to make a sandwich..The new Simpson's was about to start and I thought I would enjoy with a nice Cheese, Ham and pickle between 2 slices of Warbertons....

So i'm in the process of prepartion when that nerve jangling voice of her's waft's from the lounge into the kitchen...

'Are you making a sandwich John?'

I know what's coming so I take a big gulp and say...

'Yes'

'Oh could i have one, but could you wash your hands because you've being handling pork, and could you use some of that organic butter and could you cut it into triangles and cut the crust's off..

So...I do all this..present it all nice on the plate with dashing of watercrest to make it look nice and pass it to her...

So...the simpson's start and I eat 'my' sandwich..when I've finished..I notice that she hasn't touched the sandwich..

'Are you going to eat that sandwich I lovingly prepared for you?'

'No..I don't feel like it at the moment'

[Said with a touch of saracsam]

'Do you want me to wrap in clingfilm for you'

'Oh would you'

 

I rarely get as far as meeting their mothers. Though generally mothers like me

I was up late last night listening to Bruce Campbell's Evil Dead commentary. Pure class, I was pissing myself laughing all the way through

 

lmao!! Oh dear.... I think there must be a trade-off somewhere. The relationships that are meant to last come with the mother in law from hell...