Spooky Jedi stalk me

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by ObiJohnKenobi, Apr 9, 2002.

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  1. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    So are you going to, Alpha?
  2. Dark_Queen Jedi Grand Master

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    Well we get to talk via the net everyday and the phone of course and we get to meet up every other month BUT we're both looking to move so I may go to London... time will tell though but we're happy enough being very close friends at the moment and taking it S L O W lol :D

    LOL @ Gav Daragon that's sooo nice HAHAHA :D

  3. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Well, theres this bloke who's written in.

    he's good mates with his neighbour and, he knows that his wife has been cheating on him for ages.

    The bloke said that his neighbour is a really nice man who's liked by everyone and asks if he should tell him.

    the answer was well snooty.

    She goes something like, 'It's none of your business, maybe she already knows. I suggest maybe you should use your time for something else, like paying more attention to your own wife.'


    I couldn't believe that. This bloke just wants to help his mate out. So what if he already knows. At least the guy is being a good friend and telling him.

    bah! She calls that advice. I think we've just found out who next doors wife is! :eek:
  4. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Did you just say something genuinely funny? ;)
  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    nope, nothing funny here..... ;)
  6. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  7. Dark_Queen Jedi Grand Master

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    LMAO :D Oh great advice there lol I could do with a job like that :D
  8. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL

    Deirdre is one helluvan agony aunt.

    I particularly like it when women write in and say their husbands are having affairs and Deirdre basically advises them that this is to be expected if they're fat old trollops who prefer Eastenders and a KitKat to sex.

    I mean - she has a point
  9. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Her advice sucks. By her own standards she shouldn't even be doing this job. She should be 'minding her own bussiness'. [face_plain]
  10. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Is Dierdrie one of these grumpy old lesbians where it's perfectly OK for a woman to have an affair but a man is the scum of teh earth if he has one?

    I reckon that she has issues when it comes to commitment and possibly was cheated on herself - kitkats and eastenders possibly
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    ya know, when OJK come here next, he's gonna be so excited that his thread had so many comments. then, he's gonna read them. LOL.
  12. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Is she the one in The Sun...accompnied by semi-titalting images of raunch
  13. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Yes she is...

    //no comment on the raunch thing...
  14. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Okay the model's do look a little bored...
  15. Dark_Queen Jedi Grand Master

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    Is Dierdrie one of these grumpy old lesbians where it's perfectly OK for a woman to have an affair but a man is the scum of teh earth if he has one?

    I reckon that she has issues when it comes to commitment and possibly was cheated on herself - kitkats and eastenders possibly


    Oh my... LMAO :D

    Most agony aunts are men haters have you guys not noticed... that flaming Jermaine Greer (SP?) I'd like to take her out and execute her she's HORRIBLE!!! Most, if not ALL men hating agony aunts are single and probably sitting amongst a sea of kitkat wrappers with Eastenders on continous loop crying into their tissues, muttering and writing all these answers we read in such columns!
  16. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Cass or TC might know the beastly "Just Joan" from the Daily Record. Man, did any of you guys just wanna thump the old hag?
  17. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    ya know, when OJK come here next, he's gonna be so excited that his thread had so many comments. then, he's gonna read them. LOL.






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  18. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    OJK! you're back from playing your one man band in the street! Made enough for your bus fare home today?
  19. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Nope, looks like its another night in the wheelie bins behind Tesco's for me.
  20. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Wheelie bins are the best place to dump dead bodies according to Mayhem
  21. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Pardon? Never said that...

    Having said that, it would make them easier to move however [face_mischief]
  22. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    **makes note to stay clear of Mayhem in june**

    [face_plain]
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    no no no no no.

    Mayhem doesn't dump dead bodies........












    He takes them home and has sex with them.
  24. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Anyone else figure Chet is getting a little too interested in death here? And guessing my preferences? [face_devil]
  25. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    I remeber a funny pish take in viz about the old photo case books it the woman was in her underware (as usual) and the blokes saying "come on love lean forward the readers can hardly see your (.)(.)'s" .
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