Star Wars ABC's (humor)

Hey Everyone!
This is just a silly story anyone can add on to!
The deal is as you go along your post has to start with whatever letter is next in the alphabet.......for example if someone did a post that started with "Obi-Wan" the next post would have to start with teh letter P!

ok...here it goes.....I'll start then anyone can add the "b" post and so on!!




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STAR WARS ABC's!!!!

A LONG
TIME AGO IN
A GALAXY FAR FAR
AWAY....THE TWO JEDI-
MASTER QUI-GON JINN AND
HIS APPRENTICE OBI-WAN KENOBI
WERE ON THEIR WAY TO THE PLANET
OF TATOOINE FOR A LITTLE REST &
RELAXATION, BUT LITTLEDID THEY KNOW THE
MEMBERS OF TFN's JEDI COUNCIL WERE WAIT-
ING FOR THEM............................

 

Because they needed the Jedi to go to Earth and help mediate a few problems. So the two left, not realizing that...

 

(not part of the story)
thanks 4 adding.....up!)

 

Chunks of their ship fell off when they went into hyperspace....

 

Down went the hyperdrive once they got to earth so they were now...

 

eventually going to hit the atmosphere.

"Better brace for impact Obi-Wan." Qui-Gon said in a voice that contained no traces of...

 

fear, because he was a Jedi, duh. Unfortunately, Obi-Wan had just wet his pants and the ship was-

 

Going to explode on impact if Qui-Gon didn't figure out something to do, since Obi was rather preoccupied. Qui looked around and...

 

heard the engines hiccup. As the ground rushed closer, he ignited his lightsaber and began to cut through the deck. He called for Obi-Wan, hoping that between th two they might be able to cut their way out of a ship that had quickly become a death trap. Obi-wan finally got over the fact that he had wet his pants, and joining Qui-Gon, he...

 

inserted his lightsaber into the bulkhead and both Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were freed from their prison and landed safetly, using the Force, on the surface of the planet. Then...

 

Just when they thought that they were safe, their ship landed right on top of them...

 

Keeping them from a clean escape. In fact, it pushed them right into the mud that was beneath their feet up to their waists.

 

Lifting their lightsabers, the Jedi began to cut away the remains of their ship. Emerging from the mud, Qui-Gon surveyed their surroundings. "Obi-Wan, where do you think we are? Other than the...

 

Midale of nowhere with out and water or...

 

...food?"

Obi-wan glanced around. "And in this disgusting mass of glob? I mean, we're stuck here without resources, we don't know where we are...and look at my ROBES!!!" he wailed like a sick child.

Qui-Gon glared at Obi-Wan, his whole face saying, "Stop whining or...

 

"People will hear you....and you sound very un jedi-like at the moment"

 

"Quiiiiii-Goooooon," he whined. "I don't care if people hear me! I'm wet, just crashed, muddy, stuck on some backworld hick planet, tired, and I don't have my teddy bear! I wanna go home!"

Qui-Gon sighed.
"Obi-Wan..."

 

"Plus there are no people around so there!" Obi-Wan stomped his foot in the ground and crossed his arms, sticking his nose up in the air.

 

Qui-gon slapped him upside the head, and yelled...

 

Really, I just don't understand you sometimes. Now we're just going to have to make the best of this situation. So I suggest that instead of standing here complaining and arguing, we actually try and do something useful. This planet has to have some intelligent life on it somewhere. We just haven't looked for it yet...

 

So get moving!" Qui-Gon batted at Obi-Wan irritatedly.

 

Talking to himself under his breath, Obi-wan got moving. "Mean ol' Jedi Masters, too connected to the stinkin' living Force and just too dang tall..."

 

OOC: up!

 

...Undersized Padawans shouldn't have to go through this sort of thing! I want my mommy..."

"Ssshh! What was that sound?" said Qui-Gon...

 

Vaguely Obi-Wan heard something and whimpered, "Do you think it's something savage?"