Star Wars ABC's (humor)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by snowbee-wan kenobi, Dec 15, 2001.

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  1. snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Master

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    Hey Everyone!
    This is just a silly story anyone can add on to!
    The deal is as you go along your post has to start with whatever letter is next in the alphabet.......for example if someone did a post that started with "Obi-Wan" the next post would have to start with teh letter P!

    ok...here it goes.....I'll start then anyone can add the "b" post and so on!!




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    STAR WARS ABC's!!!!

    A LONG
    TIME AGO IN
    A GALAXY FAR FAR
    AWAY....THE TWO JEDI-
    MASTER QUI-GON JINN AND
    HIS APPRENTICE OBI-WAN KENOBI
    WERE ON THEIR WAY TO THE PLANET
    OF TATOOINE FOR A LITTLE REST &
    RELAXATION, BUT LITTLEDID THEY KNOW THE
    MEMBERS OF TFN's JEDI COUNCIL WERE WAIT-
    ING FOR THEM............................
  2. Tych_sel Force Ghost

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    Because they needed the Jedi to go to Earth and help mediate a few problems. So the two left, not realizing that...
  3. snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Master

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    (not part of the story)
    thanks 4 adding.....up!)
  4. PeterTutham27 Jedi Master

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    Chunks of their ship fell off when they went into hyperspace....
  5. Jedi_Borme Jedi Master

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    Down went the hyperdrive once they got to earth so they were now...
  6. Tych_sel Force Ghost

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    eventually going to hit the atmosphere.

    "Better brace for impact Obi-Wan." Qui-Gon said in a voice that contained no traces of...
  7. PeterTutham27 Jedi Master

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    fear, because he was a Jedi, duh. Unfortunately, Obi-Wan had just wet his pants and the ship was-
  8. Aralna Force Ghost

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    Going to explode on impact if Qui-Gon didn't figure out something to do, since Obi was rather preoccupied. Qui looked around and...
  9. Tych_sel Force Ghost

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    heard the engines hiccup. As the ground rushed closer, he ignited his lightsaber and began to cut through the deck. He called for Obi-Wan, hoping that between th two they might be able to cut their way out of a ship that had quickly become a death trap. Obi-wan finally got over the fact that he had wet his pants, and joining Qui-Gon, he...
  10. jedi-thespian Jedi Master

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    inserted his lightsaber into the bulkhead and both Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were freed from their prison and landed safetly, using the Force, on the surface of the planet. Then...
  11. PeterTutham27 Jedi Master

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    Just when they thought that they were safe, their ship landed right on top of them...
  12. Amilianna Jedi Knight

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    Keeping them from a clean escape. In fact, it pushed them right into the mud that was beneath their feet up to their waists.
  13. Tych_sel Force Ghost

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    Lifting their lightsabers, the Jedi began to cut away the remains of their ship. Emerging from the mud, Qui-Gon surveyed their surroundings. "Obi-Wan, where do you think we are? Other than the...
  14. Jedi_Borme Jedi Master

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    Midale of nowhere with out and water or...
  15. SuperFilly Jedi Knight

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    ...food?"

    Obi-wan glanced around. "And in this disgusting mass of glob? I mean, we're stuck here without resources, we don't know where we are...and look at my ROBES!!!" he wailed like a sick child.

    Qui-Gon glared at Obi-Wan, his whole face saying, "Stop whining or...
  16. snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Master

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    "People will hear you....and you sound very un jedi-like at the moment"
  17. PeterTutham27 Jedi Master

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    "Quiiiiii-Goooooon," he whined. "I don't care if people hear me! I'm wet, just crashed, muddy, stuck on some backworld hick planet, tired, and I don't have my teddy bear! I wanna go home!"

    Qui-Gon sighed.
    "Obi-Wan..."
  18. Amithyst_Blade Jedi Master

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    "Plus there are no people around so there!" Obi-Wan stomped his foot in the ground and crossed his arms, sticking his nose up in the air.
  19. Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Master

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    Qui-gon slapped him upside the head, and yelled...
  20. Tych_sel Force Ghost

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    Really, I just don't understand you sometimes. Now we're just going to have to make the best of this situation. So I suggest that instead of standing here complaining and arguing, we actually try and do something useful. This planet has to have some intelligent life on it somewhere. We just haven't looked for it yet...
  21. Amilianna Jedi Knight

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    So get moving!" Qui-Gon batted at Obi-Wan irritatedly.
  22. Ty-gon Jinn Jedi Master

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    Talking to himself under his breath, Obi-wan got moving. "Mean ol' Jedi Masters, too connected to the stinkin' living Force and just too dang tall..."
  23. Amilianna Jedi Knight

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  24. jedi-thespian Jedi Master

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    ...Undersized Padawans shouldn't have to go through this sort of thing! I want my mommy..."

    "Ssshh! What was that sound?" said Qui-Gon...
  25. Rev_Leidu Force Ghost

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    Vaguely Obi-Wan heard something and whimpered, "Do you think it's something savage?"
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